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10.13.2005

I'd Be Screaming Like A Madman

Katie Holmes, the movie star with Tom Cruise's baby in her belly, will probably have a silent birth since both are part of the Church of Scientology. That means that the mother can't say a word, or make a noise, during the birthing process. I bet a guy came up with that idea.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is bull *%&+ Scream Katie Scream,but what ever you do Please do not have the baby blues after birth or Tom my just dump you??

Anonymous said...

This whole relationship just really, really blows me away. I think she is going to wake up one of these days and wonder what the heck she is doing.

comment4U said...

Yeah, well, just wait 'til she gets into the throws of labor...I'm betting there's a break in the silence. How STUPID! I'm tellin' ya, those Scientologists are cultic fruitcakes. =0

Condoleesa said...

I think Tom may change his mind when in the throes of labor she reacts. I wish I could be a fly in the wall. I know I wasn't very pleasant to my husband during labor (but, I didn't scream) I just swore like a drunken sailor.

If they put her on a Pitocin drip it ought to be extra special

Anonymous said...

I would just like to know the reasoning behind that thought process. Women giving birth aren't allowed to scream. I had 2 children withou pain meds (the natural way) and ooooooooooooooowwwweeeeeeeeeeee, yeah it hurt and I couldn't of kept quiet even if my mouth had been taped shut. Does anybody know the reason for that thought process.

Anonymous said...

well condoleesa thats not being christian like

Condoleesa said...

Sure it is! God said childbirth would be painful after we left the garden of EDEN.

comment4U said...

There's nothing Christian-like about natural childbirth. Condoleesa's right.....it's our female burden to bear, thanks to Eve. It's the chubby darling that comes as a result that's puts a smile back on the Christian.

And, hey, I'll admit it--my poor OB was shocked at my mouth. He couldn't believe.....

Anonymous said...

Oh condoleesa - I'm right there with you. I also gave birth to two children with not even a Tylenol. AND with the first had to be induced with a pitocin drip for 8 hours - contractions every 3 minutes. AND to top that off, they let some student nurses in to "feel" my contractions, check my blood pressure, etc. When my doctor came in after I never dialated, he told them to "get the hell out of here". I would moan so loud, the nurses were begging me to give me an epidural to shut me up. I kept saying "10 more minutes".

I think Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are both idiots. Katie is still in her teenage fantasy world of "when I grow up, I'm going to marry Tom Cruise". Give a freakin' break!

Anonymous said...

Iknow a lot of women Who did not %$#&^%$$ when they had a child, they would never dream of using that tone of voice. Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. thats says it all

comment4U said...

Yeah, well with the abundance of pain, everyone has the ability to cop an "Eve" moment.