I Love Games Like Tonight

Prediction: An Evil Empire Victory (as much as it pains me to say it.) Prediction #2: The game may take over four hours to complete Prediction #3: There will be more beer than water in Lubbock tonight Observation #1: I love the headline in the Dallas Morning News today describing the coaches: "Corporate vs. Crazy" Edit: Greatest. Game. Ever? Winning TD with :01 left:

Halloween Sportzzz

Bridgeport 56 Hirschi 6

Bulls didn't cover spread

Boyd 23 Paradise 35

Boyd blames sissy boys from new high priced subdivisions

Vernon 47 Decatur 30

I think the Eagles are playoff eliminated

Alvord 6 Jacksboro 8

Fans given crank to stay awake

Chico 12 Millsap 26

Looking for Millsap on map.

What In The World?

From the guy that sent the Frozen Frankenmonkey picture (yep same guy), comes this pic as he stands in front of a soft drink machine.

One Upped: Exclusive Footage Of The Methodist's Fall Fest

Uh, Straight Ticket?

A very reliable source sends me the cell phone pic of an inmate in line to early vote in Tarrant County. Edit: My reliable source now tells me it's possible it was just a Halloween costume. But the picture was taken in downtown Fort Worth, near the jail, so that guy might want to be careful if he hears someone yell, "Freeze!"

Friday Afternoon Pick Me Up

Huh?

“We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.” What the heck he is talking about? (See how fair and balanced I am.) Edit: I should have put an over/under on the number of minutes until a Hitler reference showed up in the comments. Sheesh.

Me At First Baptist's Fall Fest

I love Halloween.

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• You'd think it be easier to find pics of hot girls in Halloween outfits, but it's not.
• I think I've seen Kim Brimer's name more than McCain or Obama's
• In case you missed, Irving experienced a 3.0 earthquake last night. I'm going up to the courthouse right now to see if it is still standing.
• Tort King Fred Baron died yesterday. That man became filthy rich by stealing money through asbestos lawsuits --- and my first job out of law school was to help defend against them. What a racket. Edit: A little proof.
• If there was a TV show that was nothing more than a roving camera in the parking lot at the Texas Motor Speedway, I'd watch it. Big time.
• This "redistribute the wealth" bit is soooo overplayed by the Republicans. First, that's mighty big talk from a party whose President just demanded (and got) almost a trillion dollars of your tax money redistributed to banks and investment houses. Secondly, our progressive tax system has been doing that for years. Thirdly, considering the number of people that work for the government, redistribution of wealth has become the number one function of our government. Not saying it's right, just saying that's the way it is.
• Still thinking about the Frozen Frankenmonkey.
• Almost forgot about Spaghetti Cat.
• Painting a black eye on you along with a backwards "B" on your cheek would be a funny last minute Halloween outfit.
• Speaking of, the NBC Today Show folks always dress up on today. Look forward to seeing it. It's the one day that I don't despise Ann Curry.
• Dallas Mavericks = Fail.
• Fox 4's traffic guy Chip Waggoner lost his mind this morning by dressing up in a skin tight silver outfit. Then he plopped on an Elvis wig which prompted anchor Tim to ask him, "Are you the fat Elvis or the skinny Elvis?" Funny.
• I should have gone to Lubbock this weekend for Red Raider/Longhorn game. And the next day I could have swung by Tulia.
• People are crazy.
• Had a lady who wanted me to demonstrate my iPhone for her yesterday. I should be a salesman for Apple since I kept beating her down with my, "Oh, yeah, let me show you one other thing."

Wise County Courthouse Sign I Never Noticed

And Another

A 29 year old band teacher. Link.

Thursday Afternoon Pick Me Up

Cheerleaders. I think.

And That Moon Walk Thingy Was All On A Hollywood Stage

Link. You'd think that some McCain supporters would want to vote for Obama just so they wouldn't be associated with the residents of Crazy Town, USA.

From Last Night's World Series Celebration In Philly

And to think, dear friends, that man's vote counts as much as yours in the upcoming election.

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• Google Streetview has come to Rhome. Decatur should be mapped anytime now.
• I'd watch more baseball if all games were three innings long.
• Sarah Palin, in the end, probably hurt more than helped McCain.
• I'm planning a weekend in Manhattan in November.
• A Halloween costume was delivered by UPS to my office last week. I wouldn't tell what was inside. It's still driving our office staff crazy.
• There's a headline in the Star Telegram today that reads, "Three Million Homeowners Could Get Federal Help." That drives me insane.
• I've always believed, above all else, that you should pay your bills.
• In the Obama Infomercial last night they showed a struggling Ford worker who was worried about making ends meet. It then showed him taking his family out to eat and having a distressed look as the the cashier told him, "That'll be $24.09." Note to guy: Don't go out to eat!!!!!
• Keith over at bagofnothing.com taught me how to link to a youtube video and have it start at a particular point of the video without having to fast forward. You can learn how to here. And the above portion of the infomercial about the going-out-to-eat-guy can be jumped to here (as I put that youtube trick to work.)
• How could you possibly call yourself "undecided" in the Presidential election?
• I finished the Tulia book - great stuff. And if there's any tragic figure it's former DA Terry McEachern. That's what happens when a small town DA accepts every case that walks in the door and fails to question anything that law enforcement does.
• Every week I see somebody taking a picture of the Decatur courthouse.
• You'll hear about the occasional murder-for-hire that gets thwarted. I wonder how many unsolved murders were successful murder-for-hires?
• Golfer John Daly passed out at Frilly's Hooters. (Link includes mugshot.)
• I spent a buck on the lottery the other other night (first time in months.) But my routine is always the same: Never look at the numbers and wait to hear on the news whether a winning ticket was sold in the town I bought it in. If I don't hear about it, I throw it away.
• Man, there was a video floating around yesterday of a Houston Cougar receiver snapping his leg after he ran into some band equipment that hadn't been removed from the sideline after halftime. I think it happened on Tuesday night -- but I couldn't click on it because I hate seeing stuff like that.

My Treasure Chest

That's the secret compartment in the back of my family truckster. I was always looking for change in my car. I could never find change. I hate carrying change. So it finally dawned on me that I should take those two huge canisters full of coins that I had at my house (which had accumulated over many years) and simply dump it in the back. Success! No more looking for change. But I know one of these days a huge question mark is going to form over some DPS Trooper's head.

Halloween Pick Me Up

You know, I'm a sucker for that "I Dream Of Jeannie" outfit. I'm pretty sure I'd marry a girl on the spot if she showed up on my front doorstep wearing that thing -- even if she looked like that chick from the "Faces of Meth" poster. It's overpowering.

Phone Pic From Wichita Falls This Morning

I'm sure it was sent because of the gas price being below $2 a gallon, but all of a sudden I'm fascinated with a Frozen Frankenmonkey.