The Campaign For DA

8.17.2015

Former Baylor Linebacker


(For most of you who could care less*, Baylor beat TCU 61-58 last year in a game which becomes as amazing as Baylor's later collapse in the Cotton Bowl every time I watch it.)

Good: That was a pretty clever bit. Bad: Not filling out the total will cause some to think you haven't authorized the transaction. But, assuming you signed it, and even if you didn't, it will go through. Ambiguous: Was that a good tip? 20% would mean it was a total bill of over $300. Easy to do in that place. Good: Having fun with a waitress with a good tip. Bad: Posting it as a former player for others to have to back up. Jealous: That's pretty good handwriting for a guy.
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Edit: Ok, I know. I know I screwed that up that phrase. Send me your name and address and I will refund the cost of your subscription. I'll meet with my editors tomorrow and three or four will be fired.



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's "couldn't care less".

mzchief said...

*couldn't care less.

Could NOT care less, which means you care so little there is no possible way to care any less.

Anonymous said...

Well, you should know what it costs to eat at Del Frisco's

Anonymous said...

I care....

See Baylor team picture and notice similaries... available on the web

Anonymous said...

It's COULDN'T care less you dumbass baylor grad.

Anonymous said...

Irregardless, I think I'll just have an expresso before I'm nauseous from all this discussion back & fourth. I always misunderestimate my stress & diet. But that's a whole nother subject. Maybe just some sherbert. Supposably it helps.

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Anonymous said...

Not a guy's writing and the expression is, couldn'tcare less...

Anonymous said...

Actually we could NOT care less.