The Campaign For DA

11.16.2014

Triple Winter Blast Alert From Delkus!!!!!


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

We're doomed.

Anonymous said...

You use the word "WE" loosely there pilgrim - I watch channel 4 weather thank you.

Katy Anders said...

Do you remember where you were during the Great Blizzard of 2014?

Anonymous said...

The Great Lakes froze over last winter and now open water temperature on them is already 40 degrees. That is 10 degrees lower than it was on this date last November. Some ice has already formed on Lake Superior. I love the way global warming cools the earth's surface.

Anonymous said...

All through the night, while we slept, local news crews were dispatching in order that, early this morning, they could show the dangerous "dry pavement" conditions and yet, to keep us safe, warn that we should not attempt to drive on rooftops and other areas where snowflakes remained. A check of Channel 5"big board" (meaning that the local news is now basically a person surfing the internet for unsubstantiated news) concurs...PEOPLE! DO NOT DRIVE ON ROOFTOPS OR THE TOPS OF CARS PARKED IN THE STREET. I feel for these nice people who have to basically report on nothing all morning.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Reason number 4,273 to skip a degree in meteorology; Your job will consist of driving around for hours looking at tiny snow flurries to get that B roll footage.

Anonymous said...

Delkus. Dorkus. Dufus.

I came, I saw, I Delkus'ed.