5.23.2013

Hot Chick Fakes Her Own Assault To Get Boyfriend Back





PLEASANT GROVE, Alabama - A woman found on a Pleasant Grove roadside Tuesday with a Walmart bag over her head has been criminally charged after authorities found she made up the ordeal.

Pleasant Grove police today charged 19-year-old Kayla B. Earl with False Reporting to Law Enforcement. The crime is a misdemeanor.

Investigators said Earl, of Hueytown, was trying to lure back her estranged boyfriend with sympathy when she told lawmen she was attacked in a Pleasant Grove cemetery. A Jefferson County sheriff's deputy on patrol spotted the woman about 5 a.m. in the dirt just off the road near Five Acre Road. She appeared unconscious. More.

Oh, it's the same old love story. Guy meets hot girl. Guy dates hot girl. Guy breaks up with hot girl once he discovers there's a ton of cray cray under that hot skin. Girl decides to put herself in the dirt with a Walmart sack over her head in order to get guy back. Man, this makes me long for my younger days.  My exes would use a Gibson's or Kmart sack, but the sentiment was just as earnest. The love of a crazy hot chick is just hard to shake.