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12.18.2011

Oh, My

<a href='http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/pages/video?UUID=d7c0d87a-154e-4a2b-a5a0-8831a2a89c2b&amp;src=SLPl:embed::uuids' target='_new' title='Cart attack'>Video: Cart attack</a>




Wow. Who would have known the Video Of The Year would make an appearance at the last minute? I love the guy who ends up in the passenger seat of the golf cart, steers it a little bit, and then bails out like nobody's business. I'm right there with ya, buddy! I'm no hero, either. Save yourself! And then there's the fat boy in a white shirt who gets tackled by the turf for no reason. Worst. Hero. Ever.   Finally, there's the guy who shows up at the end like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible XIV. After saving the day by shutting down the cart, he just stares forward in defeat. You know what he's thinking, "I'm so . . . . "

I smell Best Documentary. I could watch this more than the Zapruder film.

Edit: The black guy who is near death reminds me of Stanley from "The Office."

Edit: Woah. Who arranged those pylons like the Twin Towers at the end of the youtube clip? Coincidence?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

strike

Anonymous said...

No one thought to say "Look Out"?

Anonymous said...

Was Rowdy involved?

Anonymous said...

No kidding anyone betting on a Jerry's world stunt for lil more publicly! Why not he is a bussiness man or was it perhaps his bushy headed young man in his family? He looks like he party's down too!

Anonymous said...

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. When that started from the beginning, you could not have asked for a better target! Hilarious!
Those pylons are heavy and was mashing the pedal.

Anonymous said...

A certain color of people are taught to sue in these situations.
They are taught to always utilize a stretcher/ambulance for evidence.
This has a name we attorneys use...."deep pocket".

Anonymous said...

I smell lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit!

CT said...

Saw it happen live and all we could say was oh shi*.

The dude in the blue who took a little ride and steered a bit is the head coach from Dekaney, who had just won their first 5A state Championship after only 4 years with a varsity football team. We knew this would take away from that, meaning this would be waht everyone was talking about today.

Anonymous said...

The neegra's will claim it's a runaway racist cart that targeted them because they's black. Cue Jesse and Al...

Anonymous said...

Maybe this is what happened at the Club, the Cart had to much to drink?? How we coming on the Bandit any arrests, didnt think so. Overserved creates Bandits everytime

Anonymous said...

Looks to me like the guy who finally chased down the cart is the same guy who was last in it before the wild ride. Reason he's a little downcast is 'cause he dropped the pylon on the accelerator. Add one to the unemployment list.

Anonymous said...

When we gonna see the video of the guy on the field who got run over? Didn't anyone looking up field see the thing coming?

Anonymous said...

FOUR!!!

Anonymous said...

jeeezz! it's a freakin' golfcart not a duece and a half!

what a bunch of candyasses. It was on a football field...aren't people supposed to be tough out there.