blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: This Is The Guy The Rangers Just Paid* $50 Million For The Right To Negotiate With?

12.20.2011

This Is The Guy The Rangers Just Paid* $50 Million For The Right To Negotiate With?


Yep. It's like an Asian C.J. Wilson.  (Source.)

And he's got a smokin' hot wife. Sheesh. Let's sign him. This has potential.


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*If the Rangers don't sign him, they don't have to pay the $50 million,

22 comments:

Jack Daniels said...

Does it go east-west?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure he's not his wife anymore. I remember hearing that he was waiting on his divorce to be final before deciding whether or not to play in MLB.

Anonymous said...

That's smokin' hot? WOW. Talk about low standards.

Anonymous said...

He's as gay as Barry's underwear.

Anonymous said...

They have identified the body found in Denton. You are slacking.

Anonymous said...

Fine, 2:31. I'll take her and be happy about it. And you would, too.

Anonymous said...

I think she is a massage therapist on the northside.

Anonymous said...

That picture of him reminds of the Simpsons when Smither's (Gay) was lying in bed and he dreamed Mr.Burns came flying in through an open window into his arms.

Anonymous said...

I think he's way hotter than C.J. C.J.'s purported "cleanliness" got in his way......he was just frustrated because of it and couldn't pitch when the times were important.

Anonymous said...

That's the chick that does my nails!

Anonymous said...

Barry wears underwear?

Anonymous said...

3:17 I doubt that. I'm not a lesbian.

Anonymous said...

She say love you long time cowboi=$25 dolla

Anonymous said...

Does he clipper his pits? I have more hair than that in my ears. Wait a minute - maybe that wasn't a good comparison.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

He's only partial Asian.
But "half-middle eastern" doesn't sound as good.

Anonymous said...

Wait. His father's Iranian? I WANNA SEE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!

gern blansten

Anonymous said...

Hey idiot.
You don't have to show a birth certificate to play baseball.
Apparently, now, you don't have to show one to be prez either.

Anonymous said...

Isn't she in the porn? ♫

PeeWee Herman said...

I think they're Iranians.

Anonymous said...

He is HOT!

Anonymous said...

I sense Gaydom sneaking up behind me when I look at that picture.

Anonymous said...

YES I WOULD! HOTTTTTT