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8.26.2011

Friday Night Lights Of Unbearable Heat

Boyd 26 Godley 62
Instant analysis: Godley? As in Godly? As in God-Like? I think not. No mercy there.

Glen Rose 36 Bridgeport 53
Instant analysis: 89 total points in the first game of the season where the defense is always ahead of the offense. This was 7 on 7, right?

Perrin Whitt 7 Chico 38
Instant analysis: Somebody call 911! Chico has risen from the dead and has gone into butt-kicking Zombie Mode.

Whitesboro 7 Decatur 35
Instant analysis: The changing demographics are not kind to a team named after settlement of Caucasians. They do know we have a black man in the White House, don't they? Time to change.

Northwest 46 Carrollton Creekview 27
Instant analysis: Never cared about Northwest. Not starting now.

Paradise 20 Venus 16
Instant analysis: The Goddess of Love against a Place of Bliss? There should have been some kind of tricked up promotion with the game being played in Godley.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Saginaw beat granbury.

Anonymous said...

Whitesboro should change it's name to Half Black Half Whitesboro.

Anonymous said...

The bulls defense sucked it up bad.The corners and the safety got burnttttttttttttttt all night long.I wouldn't want to show my face at school next week. To many burntttttttttttttttt marks on it.

Anonymous said...

Ambrose B. White founded Whitesboro in 1848. I don't think the people will change it to ibetyaniggawantthisville.

Anonymous said...

That w for decatur was practically given to them on a silver platter with all the turnovers whitesboro had. Not impressed with the eagles at all.

Anonymous said...

Give Glen Rose some credit. Their QB had an arm and some serious speed.

Anonymous said...

Loved your comments. Go Chico! Contrats...you all deserve some joy!

Anonymous said...

Can your corners and safety do algebra? Do they know history? Maybe if they can't play football some education woud be useful...

Anonymous said...

does alvoid still haves a football team?

Candance said...

You left out the Krum score in their first ever varsity football game in the history of Krum and ever. I'll help you out cause I'm cool like that (and super proud of our Bobcats!):

Krum 40
Frost 6

Anonymous said...

We still needs turf to get a championship

Anonymous said...

hey Barry, I got your change right here!

Anonymous said...

How did Decatur ever win without a Turf field? you would think that they would lose all the games untill they got one.

Old Blue and White Eagle

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Anonymous said...

Excellent job Bulls! Was expected better from the cheerleaders after all the uproar last year.

RPM said...

Krum plays football and Chico wins big?

Maybe 2012 guy is on to something...

Anonymous said...

It would take two people from Chico to count to thirty eight.That's useing one finger each to point with.

Anonymous said...

Pep rally in Bridgeport was awful too. Sponsor was on the track in a lawn chair at the game. Pee Wee girls are better coached! Please for the love of football make this lady a trainer or something so we have a real cheer squad again.

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Anonymous said...

9:34
But they can probably spell "using."

Anonymous said...

LOL! 9:34 just got burned!

Anonymous said...

The new coach at Chico has made the difference. The atheletes there have been no worse or better than anywhere else in the county, they just did not have a winning tradition to live up to. He has a way to go but he is changing the attitudes. They are indeed becoming kick butt zombies.

Anonymous said...

I like the "kick butt zombies" moniker! Go Chico!!!!

Anonymous said...

to be honest...Decatur should have put 50+ on the board.

Anonymous said...

Decatur can't paly without turf don't you remember! It's for the kids you know...

Anonymous said...

to be honest...the recruiting strategies at Chico are working!

Anonymous said...

Did Perrin not show up at Chico?

Anonymous said...

Earth vs. Venus in the Planetary Bowl

Claude vs. Melissa in the I Told You So Bowl

Sunray vs. Goodnight in Day/Night Double header

Sour Lake vs. Sugarland in the Sweet and Sour Bowl

Sweetwater vs. Clear Lake in the Evian Bowl

Copper Canyon vs. Silver in the Metal Bowl

Devine vs. Paradise in the Bury Me Here Bowl

Kyle vs. Anna in the You Lying Bitch/You Lying Ass Bowl

Blackwell vs. White Settlement in the Ebony and Ivory Bowl

Princeton vs. Dumas in the Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader Bowl

Anonymous said...

Recruiting strategies such as a better education?