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2.17.2009

Rare China News On Liberally Lean

BEIJING, China (CNN) -- A married Chinese businessman who could no longer afford five mistresses held a competition to decide which one to keep. But the contest took a fatal turn when one of the women, eliminated for her looks, drove the man and the four other competitors off a cliff.. The spurned mistress died and the other passengers were injured, the reports said. The women knew of one another, but none elected to break up with the man and give up their rent-free apartment and a 5,000 yuan ($730) monthly allowance, the reports said. When the economy soured, the businessman apparently decided to let go of all but one mistress . . . Sheesh. Can you believe this? This economic downturn is getting so bad that married guys have to layoff their mistresses? When will the insanity end?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummm. The guy was a douche bag for doing that to his wife. He was a douche bag for stringing 5 women along. The 5 women were whores for fooling around with a married man. At least one of them was certifiable. And the crazy one tried to kill 5 people with her.

Is this really the best comedy material?

Collectionsite said...

Only ($730) monthly allowance ???

Good Lord American women are spoiled.

Anonymous said...

I thought was that Shania Taint chick.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile Bridgeport decides to try to pass a $36 Million Dollar Bond? Did I miss something, I thought the economy was in the tank!

Anonymous said...

Hopefully the insanity will end on Jan. 20, 2013.

Anonymous said...

Only in Americ.... I mean China.

@10:23 You can't evaluate this situation from a western cultural mindset. Different culture. Different customs.

If only this were commonplace here ...

Anonymous said...

There won't be a January 30,1913.

You'll see.

Well, I guess you really won't see.

Anonymous said...

I meant 2013. MWAHA

Anonymous said...

Me soooo hoony, 5 dolla, me love you long time!!!!

- Full Metal Jacket

Anonymous said...

730.00 per month?....My ole lady just got a pay cut.

mzchief said...

The Chinese culture is just one more reason why Communism works in China and will NEVER be a success in the U.S.
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To anonymous 10:23...
You sound REALLY bitter.

Anonymous said...

12:02 here again Barry, just got home. That pay cut thing went over like a turd in a punch bowl with my old lady.

Denney Crane said...

What he did was truly unAmerican. A gentlemen should never ask the public which one to dump...it's always the one with the smallest tits!