I was in a bar fight at Rodeo Exchange last weekend and the guy tried that exact same kissing move. Fortunately, I was able to retaliate with my cat-like reflexes and Golden Gloves training.
And remember the rules: It's a one point deduction for an inadvertent kiss. Two points for an intentional one. You'll probably get disqualified if you try to get a little handsy.
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What are Dolly's Titsworth?
You my friend are a dork
Too funny !!!!! I laughed out loud.
Tonight's card:
Pete Glasscock vs. Sam Gash
"Any of you homos touch me... and I'll kill you..."
Quintuple Fake Francis from Stripes
When you're named Skipppy and you go to a gay bar you should expect that sort of thing. Militant gays are the worst.
"The Titsworth Kiss" I can't wait to use that term in a converstaion.
awh,lighten up Francis!
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