11.12.2008

"The Curse of the Titsworth Kiss"

I was in a bar fight at Rodeo Exchange last weekend and the guy tried that exact same kissing move. Fortunately, I was able to retaliate with my cat-like reflexes and Golden Gloves training. And remember the rules: It's a one point deduction for an inadvertent kiss. Two points for an intentional one. You'll probably get disqualified if you try to get a little handsy.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What are Dolly's Titsworth?

Anonymous said...

You my friend are a dork

Anonymous said...

Too funny !!!!! I laughed out loud.

Anonymous said...

Tonight's card:

Pete Glasscock vs. Sam Gash

Jarhead said...

"Any of you homos touch me... and I'll kill you..."

Quintuple Fake Francis from Stripes

Anonymous said...

When you're named Skipppy and you go to a gay bar you should expect that sort of thing. Militant gays are the worst.

Anonymous said...

"The Titsworth Kiss" I can't wait to use that term in a converstaion.

nemo cowbell said...

awh,lighten up Francis!