The Campaign For DA

11.12.2008

"The Curse of the Titsworth Kiss"

I was in a bar fight at Rodeo Exchange last weekend and the guy tried that exact same kissing move. Fortunately, I was able to retaliate with my cat-like reflexes and Golden Gloves training. And remember the rules: It's a one point deduction for an inadvertent kiss. Two points for an intentional one. You'll probably get disqualified if you try to get a little handsy.