7.30.2008

I Ruined A Perfectly Good Lunch . . .



. . . of some nice Decatur teachers when I was asked to speak about this blog, technology or something.

Observations:
  • I was like Obama in Germany except completely different
  • But man, that was a huge crowd. I was scared to death.
  • The group was very gracious and, in general, laughed when I had planned for them to laugh (although I'll keep my day job.)
  • That was the first time I had been in Decatur High School. Very nice place.
  • Awkwardness developed when I spoke of my "running bit" of posting stories of female teacher/male student sex scandals (my "And Another" topics). Note to self: Rethink that
  • I had a wireless mic and a wireless presentation from Google Docs. That was cool.
  • The Superintendent, Gary Gindt, even came up and said hello before the presentation. That was a very funny moment because I had a live mic on me so I really couldn't say anything. But he seems like a very nice guy.
  • Saw a couple of friends (even Lovelit from that blog list on the right.)
  • My voice kind of cracked when I was asked about posts I was most proud of (you'd be surprised, it was a completely sappy moment.)
  • Although it isn't that interesting without my down home country witticisms, the presentation is below now here.

41 comments:

House of R and R said...

I was wondering....do they still make Gresham Formula 44? :)

Anonymous said...

We loved you, Barry.
You were so interesting, witty, and yes, touchingly kind.

Anonymous said...

I haven't looked through your presentation, but hopefully you had someone edit this beforehand.

Anonymous said...

My daughter is at volleyball camp at DHS this week and I so wanted to sneak in when I dropped her off today so I could see your presentation. Thanks for sharing it here!! Although I'm sure it is better with your witty commentary.

Anonymous said...

You were a superstar, Barry! Didn't mean to make you feel "awkward" with my male/female teacher comment. I was just pulling your leg. Oh...wait! Can I say "pulling your leg" as a female teacher?

Anonymous said...

Glad to know you didn't trash our country like Obammy did.

mzchief said...

To Barry...
Since you and Obama are so similar I was surprised there was no free beer or rock music before your presentation.

Your presentation was very good and extremely entertaining. You have new fans and remain well loved by the ones who have limped along with you and The Blog.

Anonymous said...

Great lunch! Glad you came to see us.

Anonymous said...

It must have been mandatory for the teachers to attend.

Anonymous said...

Man I think I would love to see you speak to a bunch of people....I think I would like to give you a hard time while you did it. Just for kicks though cause I really like your blog. Sorry I missed it.

Anonymous said...

Did you elaborate on SPEEDO MAN B.G.??

Anonymous said...

It was not mandatory - we did not have to sit and listen to Barry. We considered it a treat to get to be there. I'm so glad Barry's arm was twisted and he came, because it sounded like he really wanted to say no.

Very impressive, Bar! I'm sure you won new fans.

You mentioned those commenters that hate - hey, if you ever need a posse for protection - send out the word. You'd be surprised how many fans you have.

Anonymous said...

You were great BG, loved
it!!

Anonymous said...

anybody else experiencing s............l............o............w blog???

Im thinking the embed is killing you.

lovelit said...

Again, well done, BG. And, man, I didn't know you were such a softy:)

Anonymous said...

which haters were you referring to? bush haters, liberal haters, nigger haters, fat-assed women haters, lawyer haters, and oh yea lawnmower haters...did i miss any???

Michael in LH said...

63 page powerpoint? Wow! You are truly evil.

Anonymous said...

Barry-haters, 5:47

Anonymous said...

who is lovelit!?!?

Anonymous said...

either your power point or your you tube video is killing me....if you dont change it i wont be able to view you blog untill next week(when its gone) :(

Anonymous said...

Hon', don't forget that old saying: "The bigger they are, the harder they fall". I think you might be getting pretty close. I wouldn't be climbing any ladders if I were you.

Anonymous said...

"do they still make Gresham Formula 44?"..........R&R.....huh? All the Greshams I know are either dead or horse thieves.

It's Grecian Formula 44, you dolt. You need to stop coloring your hair. It's beginning to affect your brain.

Anonymous said...

where was megan henderson in your 'bit' segment?

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed your presentation today even more than last year. Thank you for agreeing to come and look forward to next time.
one of the Decatur teachers

Anonymous said...

Yep, love the presentation, but trying to load the blog now almost got my computer thrown out the window for "quitting" on me. VERY slow loading, Barry. Can you take it away now? :-)

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed your presentation today. It was very entertaining. You were the highlight of our day! Thank you for coming and putting up with us.
Your use of technology was very impressive!

Anonymous said...

OK OK so what'd he say that made him seem real, I mean soft?

Do share for those of us who didn't make the workshop.

PS - I know who Lovelit is.

Anonymous said...

8:09.....you better watch out......Capitan Jarnoggin will start calling you 6th grade names.

Anonymous said...

Loved it Barry!!!
-- another Decatur teacher

Anonymous said...

Happy to see that DHS has actual "blue and white" in its decor. I recall the pink, green, maroon, tan... really everything BUT blue and white, in the Thompson St. building. Disgusting!

Anonymous said...

breaking news..shooting at wise co hospital..

Anonymous said...

callers reporting multiple shooters..

Anonymous said...

cancel alert..now hospital reporting everything ok..saying caller is 10:96 CRAZY PERSON!!!

Jarhead said...

That's General Jarnoggin to you, buddy.

Anonymous said...

Jarhead- love him or hate him, rest assured you won't do either for very long.

Anonymous said...

Well, Decatur folks should be proud of Barry - after all, he grew up in Bridgeport.. :-)

Anonymous said...

Barry,
Clue us in on the posts you are most proud of.

Anonymous said...

Those Decatur teachers are always on the cutting edge....great district.

Anonymous said...

BG..you must stop this now!! all these kudos from all these uh respectable people is messing with you head..remember man you are a defense attorney, not a damn schoolteacher!! please try to act like it..go post sumptin real nice fer the weekend..thanx !

Anonymous said...

Yep it only took 4 trys to get the high school built. the ballot box had more miles on it than my truck!
What part of NO did I miss.

Anonymous said...

BG..i think you just like gettin that big ole ego of yourn stroked a lot..~~~!!