12.14.2007

Final Billboard Numbers For Fiscal 2007

ALBUM Daughtry 3.2 million copies (I'm indifferent.) Akon 2.7, (When not molesting girls on state stage.) Fergie 2.4 (Better alone than with the food band.) Hannah Montana 2.5 (We are doomed.) Carrie Underwood 2.3 (Hot girl. She sings?) SINGLES.
1. Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" (I like this one.) 2. Rihanna's "Umbrella" (Now it's like a bullet to the brain) 3. Gwen Stefani's "The Sweet Escape (Never heard it.) 4. Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry" (Huge thumbs up.) 5. T-Pain's "Buy U A Drank." (Grammar notwithstanding, not bad.)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really like Fergie and the Weight Watchers.

Gorilla said...

I like Daughtry better when he was The Who.

Anonymous said...

Barry I think you meant stage when mentioning Akon.

Silicone Alley said...

Umbrella, ella, ella, ella, ella,ella, ella, ella, ella

Teenie Bopper said...

Do people over 22 really listen to this music?

Anonymous said...

Hey you little teenie boppin whipper snapper of course we do! Word.

Anonymous said...

Akon is a place in Ohio isn't it? I never went there because in the movies it's always synonymous with boring.

Anonymous said...

TPain boss, TPain!!

Anonymous said...

Fergie is kind of hot in her own way I guess but man is she freckley! On the plus side she is royalty so that must count for something.

Anonymous said...

There goes Barry with those enormous thumbs of his again.