Great set up for all the "staff" jokes. All you a-holes who will inevitably post here saying "all you people are sickos for posting such disgusting comments" and "all the posters here must have small penises" can STFU ~ Barry does this on purpose so if you don't like it, go somewhere else to spew your BS and let us perverts have our fun.
I know you can't resist because you're weak. So I will be amused by your comments.
Barry,I hate it but this will be my last post. I don't say this lightly. You should see the tears of sincerity rolling down my cheeks but I can't go on. I know they'll call it auto erotic asphyxiation-just remember it as the final act of devotion to my beloved Jessica.
Hey,we're meeting at Tractor Supply after work to get a big roll of rope for auto erotic assfixeation party afterwards with the staff so don't let us down.
1:54, I knew nipsey russell, and you, sir, are no nipsey russell.
I didn't like thinking about his staff and I don't like thinking about yours either....and I am pretty sure Jessica Alba would be repulsed at the thought as well.
Man, that water looks COLD! or, she's just happy to see me. And all the depressed guys out there can just think of it as one more hot MILF joining the ranks. She's young and fit, she'll snap back in no time. Some women look hot as moms, she'll be one of them.
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Other things may be lowered to half-staff, as well.
My staff refuses to be lowered...
Great set up for all the "staff" jokes. All you a-holes who will inevitably post here saying "all you people are sickos for posting such disgusting comments" and "all the posters here must have small penises" can STFU ~ Barry does this on purpose so if you don't like it, go somewhere else to spew your BS and let us perverts have our fun.
I know you can't resist because you're weak. So I will be amused by your comments.
BTW, I'm standing at attention right now.
Barry,I hate it but this will be my last post. I don't say this lightly. You should see the tears of sincerity rolling down my cheeks but I can't go on. I know they'll call it auto erotic asphyxiation-just remember it as the final act of devotion to my beloved Jessica.
Hey,we're meeting at Tractor Supply after work to get a big roll of rope for auto erotic assfixeation party afterwards with the staff so don't let us down.
I wish that little wave wasn't in the way so I could see her hoo-ha.
1:54, I knew nipsey russell, and you, sir, are no nipsey russell.
I didn't like thinking about his staff and I don't like thinking about yours either....and I am pretty sure Jessica Alba would be repulsed at the thought as well.
Carry on, perverts.
Man, that water looks COLD! or, she's just happy to see me.
And all the depressed guys out there can just think of it as one more hot MILF joining the ranks. She's young and fit, she'll snap back in no time. Some women look hot as moms, she'll be one of them.
I thought I saw pencil erasers !
Yummy.
nipsey...kitty...don't make me come up there. You two make nice or I'll skewer you with my way-too-thin microphone.
Jessica Alba says:"Barry,YOU are my Soulja Boy!"
Well...Jesica gets a trophy for that one. Must have been goooood! Lucky Bastard!
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