Note: To make your ass calipers, make fists - back of hands facing up, extend your thumbs to where they touch and then extend pinky fingers as wide as they'll go. The distance between the ends of your two pinky fingers is the widest a chick can be and you still be allowed to have sex with her. (In certain instances - like drinking 12 or more beers, ass calipers can be extended by holding a beer bottle between your two thumbs).
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well...? who is it?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
THAT is a WIDE angle.
Barry, shame, shame, shame
shed make a great golfer
That reminds me of the big butt song Donkey sang in the original Shrek movie. I'm SURE it's JUST the camera angle!
I resemble that remark!
Hmmm....doesn't look like she's wearing undies! I like that!!!
Would you look at the sitter on that critter!
I wonder if she asks " does these pants make my butt look big ? "
3:04, I hope not because that would mean she is as illiterate as you.
Definitely exceeds my ass caliper limits.
Note: To make your ass calipers, make fists - back of hands facing up, extend your thumbs to where they touch and then extend pinky fingers as wide as they'll go. The distance between the ends of your two pinky fingers is the widest a chick can be and you still be allowed to have sex with her. (In certain instances - like drinking 12 or more beers, ass calipers can be extended by holding a beer bottle between your two thumbs).
I can't believe you posted that last comment, Barry. [tsk, tsk]
Do you think that guy on the left colors his hair?
If so, do you think that makes him more appealing to the model/pornstar that he goes to meet & take pictures with (i.e. stalks)?
Boo Boo Bootylicious...
Still not as wide as mzchief's mouth
tractor ass
Your my hero 10:20 Nice to have a good MzCreep comment this time of year....SquareHead!!!
It's miss Claudia from Kingpin!!
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