I am not going to ask for toys this Christmas. I am so over that. In the Bible it says, "when I was a child I spake as a child, and when I became a man, I thought the word spake sounded funny." I ask that you give all my presents to other kids this year, Santa. Preferably blonde ones from middle-class backgrounds.Full letter here. Funny stuff.
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12.14.2007
Annual Christmas Letter
From Gordon Keith. Excerpt:
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IS ANYONE ELSE AS SICK AND TIRED OF READING ABOUT TREVOR BRAZILE AND THE RIDICULOUS PLAY BY PLAY THAT THE MESSENGER IS GIVING US? IS THIS REALLY NEWS THAT MORE THAN 3 OR 4 PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN???
GOD FORBID THEY ACTUALLY FIND SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO THE ENTIRE COUNTY TO PRINT.
Go back to New York 9:52. Rodeo is a great sport and lord knows you couldn't rope a calf with your floppy wrist.
The full letter is reasonably funny (especially the horse tranquilizer bit)!
This guy is not funny at all. not even close. On the radio he uses shock humor (Howard Stern wannabe) to try to be funny.
I bet middle school boys love his stuff.
To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically noncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Well said 1:23. Happy Kwanza you liberal weenies!!
Now that's funny 1:23
Thanks
9:52
You are CORRECT- When I read it it goes blah..bla blah.. bla blah
1:23
GREATNESS!!
1:23, your hate is showing. If the Republican party were to really instill us all with such hate, I have little hope for any of us. Maybe you have forgotten the meaning of the season.
I think you have mistaken my "hate" for your "reality." So STFU and have a Merry Christmas you liberal puss!
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