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An email I just received:
Hello Mr. Green,
My dog, Ringo, has been missing since 8 o'clock on July 3rd (old downtown Rhome area). Since so many people see your website, I thought maybe you would post his picture. I've had this dog for 10 years. His name is Ringo. He is a white Shih Tzu with brindle/grey ears. He has NEVER wandered off like this. I am offering a 250 dollar reward for anyone who finds and returns him to me. My cell number is [deleted - email me at my email address]. His photo is attached.
Thanks,
Diana
11 comments:
Ahhh.....someone please find that sweet puppy and get it home.
You just did it because its a female (human, that is.)
You might check with Primos . Sometimes he fattens up first. Maybe you can still save him before Primo renames him Taco.
Being in Minnesota I can't help much, but good luck and prayers coming your way in the hunt for your pet.
Chris
what a cutiepie, I hope you find him, Diana.
Is this TxSheehan's real picture?
Does the dog have a collar and tags? Does it have a securely fenced yard? Dear folks, hope you find your dog...but the pic and your comments about "wandered off" make it at least appear that when you find it you can take steps to prevent it from happening again. If that is the case, please do so.
Ringo is safe...not a problem, he has just been hired by the city of Rhome to monitor traffic. Today is his first full day on the job if he can pass the Lie Detector.
The list of questions are as follows:
1. As a citizen of Rhome have you ever licked your balls in public?
2. Have you ever sniffed the butt of an underage Bichon.
3. Have you ever vandalized a fire hydrant?
4. Did you vote for or against the nazi speed van/camera thingy?
5. Do you consider a mullet haircut as trendy?
6. Is that YOU in the poker playing dog picture?
7. Do you consider Chihuahua's illegal aliens? If so would you support a local ban on all Chihuahua's?
8. Do you support the harrasment of good, hard working, tax paying people in the name public safety?
Good Luck Ringo!!!
He looks like DogGeeding to me.
1. Yes...is that a problem???
2. Hey...she looked at least 3 years old to me!!!
3. I would like to invoke my rights provided to me under the 5th Amendment of the Constitution to prevent the possibility of incriminating myself.(In a word, guilty)
4. Sorry, I'm not of legal voting age, but, I did do a number on its left rear tire once.
5. Unfortunately, I end up with the cut my owner requests...I'm really a Mohawk kinda guy though. You can see the tats on my head when I get that cut.
6. Yep, that's me, and I'll let you in on a little secret. We all had this lawyer, name of Green, draw up a contract where we get 10% of every sale of that picture. How much does that amount to you ask??? Well, I don't have to worry about where my next doggie biscuit is coming from, and let's just leave it at that. We'd be doing even better if Lawyer Green wasn't taking his 50% off the top before the split....damn shyster lawyer...
7. Dude...I'm a Shih Tzu. Where do you think MY family is from, Alabama? Those Chihuahua's had a lot shorter trip than I did.
8. If you mean, do I chase the local postman, then yes, damn straight I do. It’s my sworn duty as a canine to do so.
I udnerstand Hamas is holding Ringo hostage in an unknown location in Gaza trying to negotiate a mass prisoner exchange.
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