The Campaign For DA


I Feel Sleepy Tonight . . .

. . . but as I glance at Monday Night Football on that thing called television tonight: - the new stadium in Arizona looks like Texas Stadium at night with the roof open (I feel a road trip coming on) - And the stadium is awkwardly called the "University of Phoenix Stadium" after the online college paid a train load of cash for the naming rights. Confusingly, the stadium isn't in Phoenix and the University of Phoenix doesn't have a football team. - Why are they debuting a Jay-Z video at halftime? - Chris Berman drives me insane - Joe Theismann drives me insane - Tony Kornheiser is not funny - The 15 minute halftime is something every college game should adopt - Charles Barkley showed up in the broadcast booth in the second quarter and I'd vote for making him full time