2.22.2006

Rich AND Funny

Today, eight workers at a Nebraska meat processing plant have claimed the record $365 million Powerball jackpot. The seven men and one woman were introduced by Gov. Dave Heineman in Lincoln, Nebraska. When one of the workers was asked if he was still working at the plant, he replied: "I've been retired for about four days." By the way, after receiving the lump sum, taking out taxes and dividing by eight, each person got about $15.5 million.