6.07.2021

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



I don't know whether to second guess my 90% number or not.  The 'whodunit" cases are almost always theft/burglary cases. 

  • Here's the reason for the rain and thunder rolling through Wise County this morning. At 7:02 a.m.:

  • It is an "11-minute flight that'll reach more than 60 miles above Earth." Still sounds crazy to me. 

  • Jon Rahm was leading the Memorial golf tournament by six strokes after the third round but had to withdraw after testing positive for COVID-19. His pay day would have been $1.7 million. He chose not to be vaccinated, so it is hard to feel sorry for the guy. 


  • It was announced on Friday, Donald Trump was suspended from Facebook for another two years. On Saturday, his pants became big news. 

  • A Florida woman, 53, trashed an Outback Steakhouse. The video is a little NSFW but, to her credit, that's a healthy 53. 

  • An El Paso mom posted a 12 minute "short and simple" "explanation" on Youtube trying to explain why she posed as a her middle school daughter. Within 30 seconds, I felt sorry for her husband because she is unbearable. I think I'd rather hang out with the Outback Naked Lady. 



  • The Aggies make the cover of Dave Campbell's Texas Football.

  • The Dallas Morning News editorial board is living in Fantasyland if they believe this: 

  • I asked on Friday why an Edgewood police car was being used by an "off duty" Edgewood police officer to work a construction job on LBJ which was involved in a big wreck. A faithful reader says if you look closely that it may not be an Edgewood police car at all -- that many off duty officers are just driving cars which simply read "Police" on them.  But here it is hard to tell. 

  • I made reference the other day that I was reading a Texas Rangers book and gave it two big thumbs up. The author emailed me afterwards to say he's been a Liberally Lean reader for years even though he now lives in Pennsylvania! 

  • Legal kind of nerdy stuff: What price would you pay if during an appellate argument on Zoom an attorney "raised his middle finger to the camera" as opposing counsel was speaking? In Michigan we have an answer. (Spoiler alert: It's $3,000).
  • Legal nerd stuff:  A Trump federal judge is raising eyebrows with his opinion striking down California's ban on AR-15s. (And the next sentence's use of "Even if" is a a little nutty as well.)

  • I just mentioned him last week and noted that the "best I can tell, he's been out of the news since 2016." I spoke too soon. 

  • I told you the the World Series of College Softball was big entertainment, and I stand by that. They are down to the final four with two elimination games today. Unranked James Madison plays OU today at 3:00 p.m. (that's way too early) and Florida State takes on Alabama after 6:00 p.m.  And this play on Saturday by the James Madison pitcher against OSU was an "Oh, my":

  • I haven't mentioned the Mavericks during the playoffs because I don't care about the NBA.  And there's hard to find a more unlikeable trifecta of humans than Carlisle, Cuban and Doncic (yeah, he's great, but that constant whining during the regular season is over the top.)  And I bet Doncic gets away from those two as soon as possible. 


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6.04.2021

It's Friday -- Let's Get Out of Here

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Random Friday Morning Thoughts




Ten years ago the Tea Party was a big player (and still is, I suppose, since the Republican Party seems to have morphed into the Tea Party.) And ten years later, JPs still can't issue search warrants for blood. The reference to "Wise County ties" refers to a local prosecutor testifying in favor of the bill in Austin.   

  • According to today's Messenger, the Bridgeport High School principal has called it quits because of an "offensive comment" made during a "meeting", but for some reason she won't disclose what it was. If it is that big of deal, tell us. We need to know. 

  • Breaking: Allen West just resigned as Texas GOP Chairman. 
  • All lanes of LBJ freeway in Dallas were shut down this morning because of a wreck involving a police car and a Maserati. What was the Edgewood police officer doing there some 60 miles away from that town? He's "working off duty" but using an Edgewood police car?


  • George P. Bush campaign giveaways demonstrate he is kneeling hard at the Alter of Trump. Enlarge here.

  • So it's not a good idea to give a Black employee an award during a Christmas party for being the “Least likely to be seen in the dark”? Yep, that's what happened.

  • Under the new Texas budget, Game Wardens with only 4 years of experience are getting a 12% raise to a salary of $73,000.
  • Here are salaries for DPS troopers: 

  • Legal nerd stuff with Wise County relevance: Yesterday evening, the Fort Worth Court of Appeals affirmed a local drug conviction. The entire appeal was based on whether a Wise County Sheriff's Deputy had the right to "frisk" the defendant who was simply detained -- a right which is dependent upon whether the deputy feared for his safety. During the frisk, the deputy found the dope, so if the frisk was illegal because he didn't fear for his safety, the dope couldn't be used against the defendant. Deputy Chad Lanier, this is your big day since the court ruled on your side. (For legal practitioners in the area, it's a good summary on "stop and frisk" law from our local appellate court -- a legal subject which I know for a fact has been pounded into the heads of local officers by a particular Wise County prosecutor.)
    • Very legal nerd stuff and kind of interesting: The appellate court, on its own, noticed that the judgement said that the enhancement paragraph were "Not True." Without a written finding of "True" by the trial judge, the defendant's sentence of 40 years would be illegal. However, the appellate court, again, on its own, just hauled off and changed it to "True" (page 29) even though the Reporter's Record of the proceedings did not reveal what the defendant's plea was to the enhancement allegations (footnote 14 at page 10.)  
  • Come again? He has videos on YouTube, you say? 


  • Random sinkhole in Mexico.

  • Hot sports opinion: The College World Series of softball began yesterday, and it is easily a Top Five sporting event of the year. The double elimination format needs to be used in pro sports. (And unranked James Madison beating #1 OU was as good as any MLB game you'll see all year.) Current bracket.
  • It's the birthday of the Mayor of Decatur -- something I've always remembered because it's on 6/4 and he is 6'4" tall. 
  • Time which has passed since the Wise County Sheriff's Office has failed to solve the murder of Lauren Whitener in her home at Lake Bridgeport: 700 days.
  • Messenger: Above the Fold



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6.03.2021

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts




 This case was out of Oklahoma and was quite the scandal because it also involved a judge and an affair with an assistant DA.  But, after a hung jury, she finally ended up with a plea agreement of only one year deferred adjudication probation. The whole mess is pretty well summarized here in a story five years later.   And the term "boss" in the headline meant "court administrator" (which is actually a pretty accurate term for any court administrator.)

  •  We've got the identification I complained about yesterday. In an updated story from the Morning News, the only person not yet identified allegedly yelled, "Give me my boy. Give me that boy."
    Excerpt from GoFundMe page


  • I failed to mention that this lady from the bullet point yesterday worked in Decatur on the courthouse square for about a year a while back.  Irrelevant side note: I was told she was Star Wars obsessed. I mean, really obsessed. As in had a Star Wars themed wedding obsessed.

  • I don't know what is more surprising. That employees just let the guy freely take the bike out for a "test ride" or that bikes that cost $6,300 exist in you local sports store. In case you want to run out and buy one, it's a "Cannondale Jekyll Carbon 129."

  • It's not the easy is it, buddy? It lasted 29 days. 

  • I keep hearing about an incident at the Jacksboro Country Club involving a Wise County elected official. 
  • The weaponization of drones.


  • Oops, I forgot one:

  • Paxton is as corrupt as the day is long, but I don't know if a grifter off a family name can take him down. Yesterday, George P touted that he was the only Bush family member to support Trump. You might remember Trump crucified his father in the Republican primaries. 

  • For years, I've dogged Garth Brooks for his fake and over-the-top reaction to the crowds which have come to see him. You know, the wild eyed false look of astonishment as he pretends he didn't expect his audience to be full.  Well, this weekend you'll get to see it on full display as he will be honored by the Kennedy Center in a ceremony -- an event which is historically littered with a ton of clips of the honoree watching other artists perform his or her songs.   This weekend's broadcast has already been recorded and produced, and we have proof that Garth will be prime form from someone who got to witness the filming:

  • Shot.

  • Nate Paul, in the headline below, is the guy behind the story which will ultimately bring down Ken Paxton on "bribery and abuse-of-office allegations."  Here's a great (and pretty wild) profile about him. 

at 8:31 AM

6.02.2021

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts




This was crazy conduct out of administrators at Brownsville ISD: All the boys did was to write on windows with shoe polish and toilet paper some trees, yet they were arrested for criminal trespass because, you know, "Zero Tolerance." Although the arrests were ridiculed in the press, I can't find out what happened with the cases. I suspect the prosecutor declined prosecution, but I don't know for sure. 

  • I couldn't even find anything on the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's page either (which is normally the place to find out info if the cops go all tight lipped).

  • If things go as planned, Wise County will have its first jury trial next week -- the first since March of last year.
  • I've been watching the Tarrant County jury criminal trial page, and it is kind of strange. It looks like the misdemeanor County Criminal Court #1 has been in business for the past four weeks, but the rest of them have been quiet. 
  • Gov. Abbott announced plans to force undocumented kids to become homeless, and Ticket host Bob Sturm went after him from the top rope. 

  • Speaking of hot opinions, her text is here. 

  • A wild case out of Waco came to a sudden end a couple of days ago. One thing about criminal cases: Once a defendant dies, it's completely over. 


  • Those two females from the last two bullet points look alike, don't they?
  • Smith County, Texas has over 200,000 people, but their Elections Administrator must be 12 years old. 
     
  • If you haven't seen the California teenager pushing a bear away from her yappy, moron dogs, here ya go. 


  • Best quote I've seen about all the voter restriction laws: "Some people don't want some people to vote."
  • The Rangers PR department might need a little help in the "What's current?" department. (A funny reply on Twitter asked, "When is Three's Company night?") 

  • There was an arrest last night by Rhome PD for DWI-Accident-Serious Bodily Injury. 
  • I've lauded the 10+ hour documentary, The Staircase, before. From a criminal defense standpoint, I thought it was absolutely fantastic.  Now HBOMax will release a docudrama about the case. It's lineup sounds good so far: Colin Firth, Toni Collette. and, just announced yesterday, Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark from the aforementioned Game of Thrones.)  Fun fact: The scene of the crime(?) -- the home in Durham, NC -- went up for sale for $1.7 million last year.

  • Messenger: Above the Fold



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