The Campaign For DA

7.17.2017

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



  • Breaking news about the dumbest Cowboy there is. Allegations are he punched a bouncer at the club Clutch
    "Who, me?"
  • One TCU student and a recent graduate of Missouri were killed on Lake Palo Pinto over the weekend in a Jet Ski accident. (Sounds like it was in the middle of the night.)
  • If you didn't see Ann Coulter throwing a Twitter hissy fit because she didn't get her assigned seat on a Delta flight, you should. By last count, she fired off 19 tweets because she was so upset (including one of a picture of the person who ended up in "her" seat and saying she had "dachshund legs.") It took a great turn when Delta responded to her letting her know that they would refund her $30. 
  • There's one Dennis Prager fan out there, and the rest of you don't know who he is. I've been dogging Prager for years because he's a simpleton, and he didn't disappoint this weekend: 
  • The only person dumber than Trump may be his lawyers,  After one goes on a profane filled email rant, another one, Jay Sekulow, was on ABC News' This Week and said this about the Trump Jr. meeting with the Russian lawyer: “If this was nefarious, why’d the Secret Service allow these people in? The president had Secret Service protection at that point. That raised a question with me.” The Secret Service immediately fired back and called him a liar. 
  • Gordon Keith of The Ticket made a great point about Trump this morning: "He's the most American president we've ever had. He acts like us."
  • Fox News' Shepard Smith to Fox News' Chris Wallace about the Trump Administration: "The deception, Chris, is mind-boggling . . . . why are we getting told all these lies?" Wallace: "I don't know what to say."
  • Mrs. LL threw out chicken feed this weekend. Then we had two gangs of geese show up for a fight for it It wasn't pretty.:
  • Lockheed Martin will hire 1,800 more workers for the F-35 (which price just increased). Hot opinion: In this day of drone warfare, do we need the F-35? 
  • Mrs. LL and I went to Top Golf on Friday. Two thoughts: (1) It was an absolute scene and a blast, and (2) Their overhead has to be insane. And Mrs. LL, who has never swung a golf club, was really, really good. For any of you married guys, can you imagine giving golfing lessons (head still, left arm straight, transfer your weight, bend at the knees, this is how you grip it, relax) and your wife listening? She did. I kept waiting for the, "I'll do it if you'll stop talking."
  • Who wears it better: North Korean generals or Sheriff David Clarke?: 
  • Former Longhorn D'Onta Foreman was arrested for allegedly possessing weed and a gun. If the facts are what his lawyer says, he's home free. (And that's a very smart lawyer.) Question: How many Texans are possessing a handgun and/or weed at this moment?
  • Shout out to the commentor who picked up my Pulp Fiction joke last week. (It was in my Blue Apron bullet point.)
  • A church in Chico burned down. The pastor says they need stuff: 
  • Is there any more meaningless stat for a pitcher that won/loss records? I.e. Nolan Ryan and Yu Darvish. 
  • The eldest Bush's letter to W. I miss them both. 


37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Miss Bush 1 he was a class act #2 just didn't have his daddy's smarts and allowed wrong people in his ear.

Anonymous said...

So is your report of the church needing stuff a genuine attempt to help or a passive-aggressive jab?

Anonymous said...

Re North Korean Generals--Do they REALLY not know how stupid they look? But then again, their fearless leader would probably have them shot in the back of the head if they didn't wear all those fake medals!

Anonymous said...

Why does the church in Chico need so much A/V equipment?! Padre, just grab a bible, build a pulpit, and preach. Geez, cults these days....

-buyerninety

Triple Fake... said...

North Korea looks like THE Ohio State of military awards.
When the decorations completely cover your jacket, including the sleeves, and start running down your pants leg, that's overkill. Maybe that's what all those things are for - over killing their (dis)loyal citizens.

Anonymous said...

Prager University will get 500 million unique views this year, so someone besides me knows about him.

Anonymous said...

Nothing worse than a Canadian Honker Turf War in your yard.

DF Canadian Embassy

Anonymous said...

My favorite part about Coulter's rant was that it somehow took $10,000 of her time to select that seat in coach, yet she isn't dropping far less for first class, where she would not have been moved and would have had all the spider leg-room she needed. Loved when United basically told her to stop being a little bitch.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Green, you and the Drone Boys just don't understand the in and outs of air to air combat. There is no substitute for your partner saddled up closely behind you, so close you can smell their manly aftershave, talking softly in your ear, working you up to a frenzy of action, until the moment you trigger the release. Nothing quite like that experience between men in the intimacy of the cockpit. Goose will always have my rear.

DF LT Pete "Maverick" Mitchell & DF LTJG Nick "Goose" Bradshaw
df why are you looking at us like that?

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter playing the victim card after continuously criticizing others for doing so over the years? Man, that is precious.

DF Karma is a B**CH

Anonymous said...

Barry, didn't you know that birds of a feather flock together?

DF Trump Lawyer
df dumb and dumber

Anonymous said...

Prager University will get 500 million unique views this year, so someone besides me knows about him. 9:36

They're called bots.

Anonymous said...

A true simpleton disagrees with Dennis Prager's statement.

Anonymous said...

Turns out all we need to defeat North Korea is a giant magnet.

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Stay Woke! Has Trump launched any nukes into North Korea yet?

Anonymous said...

Those Korean Generals could stage a pretty good Vegas show with those costumes.

DF Wayne Newton

Anonymous said...

Aren't the North Korean Generals a little old to be Eagle Scouts?

DF Boy Scouts of America
df earning our badges

Anonymous said...

I've got mixed emotions on the RTG, but what really bother me is the fake cell tower disguised as a tree right behind her. Has Jade Helm reached Europe?

DF Gov. Abbott


Rage

Anonymous said...

Delta employees will finally wake up and unionize after dealing with Coulter

Anonymous said...

Only Ann Coulter could make people feel sorry for Delta.

Anonymous said...

Mind blown when God burns down a church and then the members pray for God to help them rebuild the church.

Harry Hamid said...

I don't keep up with people like Coulter, but I read through the tweets after reading this.

I was on a plane once where someone told an airline employee, "You just made the worst mistake of your life, buddy! Do you know how many twitter followers I have?"

This reminded me a lot of that, although I suspect even THAT jerk probably stopped after two or three tweets.

I've never had a twitter tantrum. Maybe I'm using the app wrong.

Anonymous said...

B.G.
I know you're a documentary guy. Have you seen Tickled on HBO? I watched yesterday and it's a crazy story. People in Hollywood could not dream up something so twisted and strange. Highly recommend.

Anonymous said...

9:54 - What makes you think that they are bots?

Anonymous said...

The Marxist infiltrated the media decades ago. It's all part of "The Long March Through the Institutions." They were almost successful, but then there was a Trump.

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter's sense of entitlement is beyond appalling.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Barry the Troll, Prager's statement is completely accurate.

John Holmes' Ghost said...

the RTG looks a lot like Ivana Sugar... nice

Anonymous said...

FUTURE NEWS:

AP - October 2017.
After a quiet evening hosting a Halloween Party for the children of White House employees, President Trump sat down for his evening meal of a live human baby in catsup. He ate it all, then had ice cream.

COMMENTS NEXT DAY:

President enjoys a quiet meal in the White House, topped off by ice cream. Normal Washington night.
- DF Fox News

One of the many solutions to reducing the number of children on Medicaid under TrumpCare. I salute the President for his creativity.
- DF Majority Leader McConnell

I prefer the full size adult, lightly roasted.
- DF Vladimir Putin

Was the baby black? Then he had it coming.
- DF Redneck Cop

Nothing worse than Obama did while President. I heard he had veal once. Veal!
- DF Sean Spicer

People are losing focus on the important issue of jobs numbers and true data compared to Democratic presidents in past years. No need to waste time in discussing what President Trump had for dinner. A distraction.
- DF WordKyle

We'd still vote for Trump over Hillary. Yea!
- DF The 36%

BENGHAZI!!!
- DF Congressman Trey Gowdy

I lost to this guy? Sheesh!
- DF Hillary Clinton

I'm heading down to McDonald's for a fish sandwich & fries. Anybody with me?
DF Barack Obama

DF RIPLEY"S BELIEVE IT OR NOT





Anonymous said...

2:51 - Good one. Douche.

NoseALot said...

How about Ann Coulter as the RTG someday?

Anonymous said...

Sing on, 2:52. You have the vision and foresight of Nostridomas.

Anonymous said...

The CBS DFW tweet about Elliott needs a grammar check. "At an Dallas bar"? Really?????

Anonymous said...

Ann who?? Never heard of her.

jon spencer said...

The North Korean pic is a several years old photoshop.
They, the pictures do have a abundance of Medals in the original, but nowhere near what is shown in this picture.

Bear said...

BG, you obviously have not seen any of Prager University clips. If you have and still disagree, then you are not an American.

How you can be slapped in the face with the truth and still refuse to believe is beyond me.

I'm curious, does this blog affect your business? If anyone in their right mind would chose you as their lawyer after reading this blog is beyond me.

You consistently show your stupidity daily on this blog. And have the audacity to think you are smart.

Lawyers!

Anonymous said...

BRAVO 12:08

BRAVO!