President To Announce Supreme Court Nominee Tonight: We Got Us A Reality Show Going On Right Now!

He will announce the nominee in prime time. I pray for all things dear and holy that he has both of them standing beside him at the time of the announcement without either one of them knowing who he will pick. And that's a real possibility.

And let's check in on Texas' tweetin' judge who was found worthy by Trump to be on the short list but apparently sent home last week in the rose ceremony because of his bad dad jokes:

"Note to self: That whole 'aww shucks' tweetin' thing didn't work out.
Might need to focus on that wall thingy and get a mean avatar.
He likes to say 'mad dog' so maybe I could go with that. "