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8.13.2012

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



  • The closing ceremony of the Olympics was either a move towards pop culture or Idiocracy.
  • Richard Bland made an appearance singing a Beatles song? I'm surprised Ricky Gervais didn't make an appearance -- which I would have supported.
  • Me to Mrs. LL: "Who is Jessie J?"
  • Me to Mrs. LL: "That Jessie J needs to put some clothes on."
  • Me to Mrs. LL: "Who is Tinie Tempah?"
  • Picture of a dock at Eagle Mountain lake that floated away yesterday afternoon due to the winds.
  • Rio De Janeiro has both the World Cup and the Olympics in the next four years?
  • I had an In-N-Out burger over the weekend. Verdict: I'd take a Sonic burger over it but not bad.
  • I watched a documentary on Bobby Fischer on Sunday. The older I get, the more sympathetic I am. That guy was a genius who simply had no control over his mind.
  • Oddity: Mrs. LL and I both heard the recorded voice of people from out pasts this weekend that we had never heard before. And both of us were stunned. 
  • Odd  instructive third sentence in today's Update:   "The Chico ISD website is www.chico.k12.tx.us. Users who are still trying to go the “chicodragons.org” are no longer being redirected to the new website. The new website has to be typed in and saved."
  • I visited a client in the Wise County Jail on Friday. We fist bumped through the glass as I left. If you ever want moments that stop you down . . . . 


47 comments:

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
3 out of 5
She is cute.

Anonymous said...

Bubear...

I have to give you credit when credit is due....

Chad Johnson was cut from the Dolphins this weekend, just as you predicted.

Anonymous said...

Russell Brand...Beatles song.

Anonymous said...

Richard Bland, the old Tarrant County prosecutor, sang a Beatles song at the Olympics, or Russell Brand? Or both?

Katy Anders said...

Not bad, not bad.

Does your site ever have text in its posts or just pictures?

There's gotta be some kind of way to find out...

Anonymous said...

Try a 5 Guys burger and fries. Much better than In and Out.
Closest one is down by JC Penny's off I 35..

Brewcrew said...

At first glance RTG is cute, but you look at that long torso and narrow hips and see something's not right.

Anonymous said...

Today's photo is worth saving to my iPhone.

The Jackel

Anonymous said...

8:49

Closest to where? I've got one a lot closer to my house than JC Penney's off of I-35. Denton has a 5 Guys on Loop 288.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Richard Bland? Ummm... you mean Russell Brand (British Comedian) singing the Beatles "I am the Walrus?" (British Band)

Re: Jessie J and Tinie and modern pop/hip-hop... That is the sound of pop music relevancy passing you by.

Re: Closing Ceremonies... I give them a A-. I thought they did a good job of celebrating British Song and culture... with a party flavor. Wished David or Roger would have sung on Wish You Were Here, but the kid did okay.

Re: In-and-Out Burger... agreed. Its a good burger. Its not manna from heaven. About like Casa Torres, good food, NOT the best ever.

Anonymous said...

Also, as predicted, it isn't exaaaactly working out b/t Evelyn and Chad. SURPRIIISE! Evelyn has a history of fighting via Basketball Wives, and she found a receipt for condoms? Oh hell to the no... I feel certain she did her own head butting @ him as well. Those two are going to be great fun to watch!! PS his last name is really Taylor, alias Ocho Cinco? I am so confused.

"Fist bump thru the jail glass window" = Power Down for sure. Gross!!... Gives me a new appreciation for just writing some letters for someone else and then I just send mail to those fist-bumping folks inside. So, thank you! Oh how I wish I could provide an example back of what I read coming in from this same sample of the population but alas, I cannot.

Signed,
Secretary

Anonymous said...

I watched an HBO documentary on Bobby Fischer and he had some serious issues. Throwing a fit because the cameras were too loud? and his look and state of mind when he went to Iceland for asylum..It was like something happened and he got crazier every hour that went by.

Anonymous said...

It starts with fist bumping and then BAM,you're both laying there looking at a Rainbow puffin on a blunt thinkin how can it get any better.

Anonymous said...

At least you didn't reenact the scene from Midnight Express. THAT would have been a power down.

Anonymous said...

I blowed that picture of the RTG chick up and that Zit on her chest hit me right between the eyes.

Anonymous said...

Oddity: Mrs. LL and I both heard the recorded voice of people from out pasts this weekend that we had never heard before. And both of us were stunned.

What the hell does that mean?

Anonymous said...

5 Guys - MUCH BETTER!

Anonymous said...

You need to get your head in the right place to not see the zit.

Anonymous said...

Isn't a fist bump through the glass in a jail considered gay sex? Monkeys at the zoo communicate like that as well.

Anonymous said...

Burgers require open flame. 5 Guys uses a flat top grill. Smashburger uses flame. Smashburger alllllllll day and night.

Also, a bit more pricey, but Houstons/Hillstone burgers are excellent. Stellar meat quality + open flame.

Anonymous said...

9:17, That's the same question I ask every time Rage posts anything. I think Skippy and Rage are the same person. HMMMMMMMMM

Anonymous said...

An In and Out Burger is just a slightly better Big Mac. Nothing special about it, I don't get the buzz.

Donnie Paul said...

I'd take a Sonic burger over it but not bad.

Sonic food is blah and not worth a trip.

Sonic drinks, though, are the best and their ice is soft & chewable. Sonic sells bags of ice if you want it.

Anonymous said...

RTG

zits on chest, no muscle tone to legs, jacked up finger nails......possible meth user.

YUK

Anonymous said...

Closing Ceremony = B-O-R-I-N-G !!!

Anonymous said...

Did you bill the guy for the fist bump?

Anonymous said...

The RTG girl has a man's body.

Anonymous said...

I like my women built for comfort, but built for speed will work every once in a while, so I'd hit it. Looks like Katy approves too.

Anonymous said...

Hey 9:17, Five Girls - EVEN BETTER!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Closing sucked! No Maiden, Priest, half ass Pink Floyd, and no Zeppelin.

Anonymous said...

Three years ago, Mitt Romney proposed a Constitutional amendment that would have prevented Ryan from serving as President:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/wp/2012/08/13/mitt-romneys-constitutional-amendment-would-bar-paul-ryan-from-the-presidency/


That's some consistent candidate you have there wordy!

Anonymous said...

"Oddity: Mrs. LL and I both heard the recorded voice of people from out pasts this weekend that we had never heard before. And both of us were stunned"


I'm sure this is an interesting post. So as soon as someone translates it I'll re-read it.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Nice pic of a tranny today for sure.

Anonymous said...

“the president has to spend three years working in business before he becomes president of the United States. Then he or she would understand that the policies they are putting into place have to encourage small business to grow.”

1:31

It clearly states the President, not the Vice-President.

Barry Obama would not have qualified if this ammendment had been in place. That being said, I think this proposed amendment would be terrrrrrble.

wordkyle said...

Wait...just...a minute....

Okay, it's okay, I'm okay. I needed a minute. The thought of a Democrat criticizing someone, anyone for being inconsistent threw me into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Anonymous said...

""Oddity: Mrs. LL and I both heard the recorded voice of people from out pasts this weekend that we had never heard before. And both of us were stunned"

Translation...

This weekend, Mrs. LL and I heard the recorded voices of people we know from our past. Neither one of us had heard these comments before.

Then we were both tased.

Double Fake Google Translate

John Holmes' Ghost said...

Randy girl has a nice pair of fakes but the rest of her looks like a boy's body. yuk.

I'd still hit it.

Anonymous said...

It clearly states the President, not the Vice-President.

No kidding. And if the Angel Moroni came back to Earth and called Romney back to heaven, who would be the president? Yep, the vice president--who would be ineligible.

You're a genius, aren't you?

Wordy still can't address an issue. Good stuff.

Show me the tax returns!

Anonymous said...

3:06, you ignorant POS. Even if he were to show you his tax returns, you wouldn't be able to make heads or tails from it because it probably has more pages than any book you have ever read. That's why wealthy people have a staff of tax attorneys prepare their returns for them. SHUT THE HELL UP and just go ahead and vote for more change from Obammy and see how that works out for you. Your one line song is getting boring.

Anonymous said...

3:06

I think you must drink a lot of coffee....

The proposed amendment clearly said President, I'm sorry facts are getting in the way of your argument(not really). It was a stupid proposal anyway.

Tax returns have nothing to do with the ability of an individual to govern and lead and there is no legal requirement for any candidate to release them. What do you expect to find?

If the returns are fraudulent, the IRS would have already been all Romney. If he paid what the "common man" would think is a small amount, then he has very good investment advisors and tax advisors. If he paid a "common man" percentage, then there is no story, and he should hire smarter people to handle his investments and taxes. If he paid significantly more than the "common man", then he is really stupid and should not be President because he did not hire smart enough people to handle his business affairs.

So...WTH is it you are looking for in the tax returns?



Anonymous said...

Show me the Columbia transcripts!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey 3:06

The proposed amendment didn't mention these offices either, just the President. That is one reason why it made no sense.

In case you are wondering, this is the order of succession to the President of the the US.

Vice President
Speaker of the House
President pro tempore of the Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Acting Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

wordkyle said...

Wait, wait...it's happening again...give me a minute...

Now it's an "issue." Crom, that's a good one. Let's address the issue of Michelle Obama eating barbecue!

Show me what color hair dye Obama used until he got elected!

CT said...

No Def Leppard either at closing ceremonies...BUMMED!!!

Anonymous said...

Would we have to get rid of hat many people before we had anyone with any sense?

Anonymous said...

You know the Bridgeport ISD page changed like a year or two ago and your link in wisecounty.com hasn't. FYI :-)

Anonymous said...

And....fix the Africam link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!