The Campaign For DA

8.15.2012

Cowboys News


I know what you're thinking: What exactly is a spleen? Well, I looked it, and I learned two things: (1) An easy way to remember the anatomy of the spleen is the 1×3×5×7×9×11 rule. The spleen is 1" by 3" by 5", weighs approximately 7 oz, and lies between the 9th and 11th ribs on the left hand side; and (2) a human can survive without a spleen.

So suck it up Jason. Just get that thing taken out and get back out there for the next pre-season game so Tony Romo can throw you the ball in a perfect position for some guy to hit you where your spleen used to be.


Actual Screenshot After His Spleen Was Given The What For

What A Spleen Looks Like Outside Of Its Natural Habitat