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8.15.2012

Cowboys News


I know what you're thinking: What exactly is a spleen? Well, I looked it, and I learned two things: (1) An easy way to remember the anatomy of the spleen is the 1×3×5×7×9×11 rule. The spleen is 1" by 3" by 5", weighs approximately 7 oz, and lies between the 9th and 11th ribs on the left hand side; and (2) a human can survive without a spleen.

So suck it up Jason. Just get that thing taken out and get back out there for the next pre-season game so Tony Romo can throw you the ball in a perfect position for some guy to hit you where your spleen used to be.


Actual Screenshot After His Spleen Was Given The What For

What A Spleen Looks Like Outside Of Its Natural Habitat

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eagles take note. See what happens when you have turf.

Sodbuster

Anonymous said...

Dude!!!!
C'mon! No surgery pics needed ok? I live my life trying to avoid stuff like that.

Bfg.

HarveyLee said...

The spleen is where old red blood cells go to die.

Anonymous said...

great Random Wednesday Spleen Thoughts pic.

Triple Fake... said...

Well, it's no liver, but throw in some fava beans and a nice chianti, and...you know

shllllllllp shllllllllllp shllllllp

Triple Fake Hannibal Lecter

Anonymous said...

Thanks for Spleenin it to me.

Anonymous said...

Witten's best days are behind him. Thanks, Jethro Jones, for wasting this great talent.

Anonymous said...

who freakn cares about jerry jones's team.

df: cawazy way

Anonymous said...

Chris Simms had his hit and rupture in a game when he was at Tampa Bay, probably about 4 years ago. He almost died and never played and football of note after. Never really played any before.

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does Witten take a lot of shots to the ribs/midsection?

Anonymous said...

Red blood cells go die where I tell them to die...

DF Chuck Norris

Anonymous said...

Spleendid post, BG.

Anonymous said...

That looks more like a 2x5x7.

Anonymous said...

Who is gonna tackle the boys now that Whitten is gone? Romo can't make all the tackles by himself.

Anonymous said...

If you drink too much Tiger's Blood when you are winning you will undoubtedly rupture your spleen.

DF Charlie Spleen

Anonymous said...

Brisket?

Anonymous said...

So Jerry Jones is to the Cowboys what the spleen is to the body...unnecessary, perhaps cancerous.

Anonymous said...

It's Baseball season so who cares
DF Fairy Green

Anonymous said...

Really not getting the humor here Barry. But then again I am a college graduate.

Jason Witten is a great player. It was a bad pass to try to catch and expose him to that contact.

This blog should be renamed to the "Least Common Denominator" because of the enmity that is exchanged.

Anonymous said...

4:37
Barry does not like the term enmity.

RPM said...

Some fava beans and a nice chianti... You got yourself a meal!

DF Dr. Hannibal

Anonymous said...

as much as i'm paying witten to play, this problem could be solved on the sideline. Suck it up and get back in there on the next set of downs.

DF Hulk Hogan

Anonymous said...

That looks like what they serve at Chester Chicken in the Rhome Loves.

Anonymous said...

How can the cowboys ever win if their quarterback and tight end don't even know how to wear a hat?

John Holmes' Ghost said...

I'm not braggin nor am I proud about this, but I contributed to the rupture of an old girlfriend's spleen.
Poked too deep, but she survived.