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I know what you're thinking: What exactly is a spleen? Well, I looked it, and I learned two things: (1) An easy way to remember the anatomy of the spleen is the 1×3×5×7×9×11 rule. The spleen is 1" by 3" by 5", weighs approximately 7 oz, and lies between the 9th and 11th ribs on the left hand side; and (2) a human can survive without a spleen.
So suck it up Jason. Just get that thing taken out and get back out there for the next pre-season game so Tony Romo can throw you the ball in a perfect position for some guy to hit you where your spleen used to be.
Actual Screenshot After His Spleen Was Given The What For
What A Spleen Looks Like Outside Of Its Natural Habitat
25 comments:
Eagles take note. See what happens when you have turf.
Sodbuster
Dude!!!!
C'mon! No surgery pics needed ok? I live my life trying to avoid stuff like that.
Bfg.
The spleen is where old red blood cells go to die.
great Random Wednesday Spleen Thoughts pic.
Well, it's no liver, but throw in some fava beans and a nice chianti, and...you know
shllllllllp shllllllllllp shllllllp
Triple Fake Hannibal Lecter
Thanks for Spleenin it to me.
Witten's best days are behind him. Thanks, Jethro Jones, for wasting this great talent.
who freakn cares about jerry jones's team.
df: cawazy way
Chris Simms had his hit and rupture in a game when he was at Tampa Bay, probably about 4 years ago. He almost died and never played and football of note after. Never really played any before.
Is it me or does Witten take a lot of shots to the ribs/midsection?
Red blood cells go die where I tell them to die...
DF Chuck Norris
Spleendid post, BG.
That looks more like a 2x5x7.
Who is gonna tackle the boys now that Whitten is gone? Romo can't make all the tackles by himself.
If you drink too much Tiger's Blood when you are winning you will undoubtedly rupture your spleen.
DF Charlie Spleen
Brisket?
So Jerry Jones is to the Cowboys what the spleen is to the body...unnecessary, perhaps cancerous.
It's Baseball season so who cares
DF Fairy Green
Really not getting the humor here Barry. But then again I am a college graduate.
Jason Witten is a great player. It was a bad pass to try to catch and expose him to that contact.
This blog should be renamed to the "Least Common Denominator" because of the enmity that is exchanged.
4:37
Barry does not like the term enmity.
Some fava beans and a nice chianti... You got yourself a meal!
DF Dr. Hannibal
as much as i'm paying witten to play, this problem could be solved on the sideline. Suck it up and get back in there on the next set of downs.
DF Hulk Hogan
That looks like what they serve at Chester Chicken in the Rhome Loves.
How can the cowboys ever win if their quarterback and tight end don't even know how to wear a hat?
I'm not braggin nor am I proud about this, but I contributed to the rupture of an old girlfriend's spleen.
Poked too deep, but she survived.
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