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- Crazy Texas Mommy got married over the weekend.
- I sneezed while walking to my car the other morning. I then got a text message that read, "Bless you."
- Mrs. LL bought one of those backstops which is supposed to propel the ball back to you if you can hit it. Those are cheaply made, but a couple of tree stakes to secure it to the ground did the trick. (Me = Genius.)
- My consecutive throw-and-catch-in-the-air record now stands at 16. It's harder than you think.
- Man, you've got to see that Ron Artest elbow throw from yesterday. (Replay at the 1:00 mark.) Wow.
- I bought a replacement weedeater head that doesn't spool but uses two short lines instead. Worked like a charm.
- The Hunger Games continues to dominate the box office. My household might be responsible for a great deal of it. (But, no, I haven't seen it.)
- Weirdness continues: Baylor's baseball team swept the Aggies this weekend bringing their win streak to 23.
- Barry Switzer used to tell top recruits: "If you come here next year, Oklahoma will win a National Championship. If you don't come here, Oklahoma will still win a National Championship." He's one of my favorite guys to listen to being interviewed.
- Drives me nuts when reporters tweet, "I'll be interviewing [so and so] at noon. What questions would you like for me to ask?" Hey, you're the reporter.
- How did the Doobie Brothers get away with being named the Doobie Brothers?
- Another person who lived on my street where I grew up died over the weekend. Depressing.
- There are still more facts to learn, but I'm thinking the prosecutor in the George Zimmerman case has bitten off more than she can chew.
- "Drunk Driver Sentenced To Wear Sign Saying He Killed A Man." Sheesh. The story should be "Houston Judge Seeks Publicity."
- Sports Prediction: The Mavericks won't see Round Two of the Playoffs.
- Somehow I stumbled upon “Khloe and Lamar” over the weekend with the episode dealing with Lamar being depressed after being traded to the Mavericks. If that show is ever 10% true, he's the biggest baby in the history of ever.
- Mrs. LL got some librarian looking glasses.
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44 comments:
Boioioioioinnng!
-Beavis
Bacon Scale
3 out of 5
Not bad BG
Holy smokes Batman! She's hot!
One of your best works, Barry.
Yea buddy, now thats a morning pick me up...
the link to the elbow post does not work.
Fans of sport. I lost my pirate eye patch over the weekend. Please notify me if found.
Reward if found in good condition.
Double Fake Mike Leach
For the record, Baylor Baseball ran its winning streak to 24 games, not 23 after sweeping the Ags out of town.
She's got that look like,she just noticed some little lawyer lookin dude with one of them cellulite phones tryin to get a shot of her glutinus Maxiamus.
You will learn to love putting in a new string and not having to re-roll the spool. I don't know why anyone still makes one with a spool.
Hmmm--the Artest elbow throw. Let's see, give him (and others like him) everything they want starting with high school. Then recruit him (and others like him) for college and give them everything they want. Then hire him (and others like him) onto your professional team and give them everything they want. And then question his behavior? What did you expect?
Hire the 'hood--you get the 'hood.
Professional team sports nowadays.
Robinhood is going DOWN!!!
df nottingham circle
Beautiful. From this angle she looks all natural and not like someone who is trying to morph into a dairy cow. Yea, I am male and no I am not jealous of intentionally/artifically deformed breasts. They are sick.
Bacon scale neeeds calibrating since last week.
LL Bucket List:
1. Britney Spears blow up doll
2. Taxidermied family cat
3. Baylor cheerleader outfit
4. French maid apron
5. Nancy Grace mask
6. And another
7. Librarian glasses
8. Scream mask
9. Paradise Motel
10. Extradition from Mexico
"There are still more facts to learn, but I'm thinking the prosecutor in the George Zimmerman case has bitten off more than she can chew."
Trying to appease screaming monkeys is always a chore.
No bacon there. It all got burned off by the heat.
So much for world peace.
I like a little backside on the RTG every once in a while.
I also like librarian glasses.
Switzer was one of my favorites because of how uncomfortable he made Dale Hansen. He's funny, but also a first class scum bag.
I like the drugs and alcohol and 2012 guys better than deformed breasts guy.
The Bacon scale definiitely needs calibrating, but today he got this one just about right.
Rage
I agree with you about the Houston judge. That is twice this year and it is only April. Which one of is morphing?
The square needs a Christies Toybox.
Yes, Yes I did!! And, almost 48 hours later, we are still married and everyone is still alive. Thanks for posting the link!! You're a nice man! Getting used to a new last name is weird, though.
"Mrs. LL got some librarian looking glasses."
Shouldn't the word "hot" be inserted somewhere in that sentence?
I see a Yu fan in the background.
:| oh helllll yep! wait, it that a Rolex?
The public shaming actually is a pretty effective method of preventing crime, and in permitting people to get back into society. Rather than having us pay $38,000/yr for housing him in prison, let's shame him, and then bring him back into the fold.
Read the superb work Crime, Shame, And Reintegration by noted sociologist John Braithwaite.
Shame is good. It means more than prison. It means more than threat of death. Then, when we have shamed, we reintegrate the guy (who KILLED someone, let's remember) back into society.
You can call it Draconian or attention-seeking. I call it sound sociological and criminological theory. You might try studying some of this stuff. It affects our jobs, Barry.
That's a rather attractive backside your Monday RTG is working there.
Congratulations to CTM and her new hub.
The Doobie Brrothers could call themselves the "Doobie Brothers" because it was the '70s and they were from the Bay Area. Also, there weren't any 24 hour cable "news" channels that had to manufacture outrage to help kill all that extra bandwidth that's between commercial breaks. If they could sell a test pattern as programming, they would.
I didn't even know Texas Crazy Momma was single. In fact, I don't even know who Texas Crazy Momma is. In fact, I could care less.
I couldn't care less.
10:54
So....why comment?
its going to happen to all of us Biggin, were born to die
Who is it that passed away over the weekend? I too, grew up a few blocks away from that neighborhood. We lived a few streets over from Fitzgerald's (later Sam's) grocery.
HOT! No doubt about it... But what's going on wiht Ms. Asian honey in the background! Why so shy?
http://www.baylorbears.com/sports/m-basebl/spec-rel/042312aaa.html
And the Year of the Bear continues!
Number 1 in the nation!
Carlton Mann passed away. He was the principal at Bport Jr. High for a number of years. Read the update for the details.
Re the RT Girl:
Why do ladies (and some men) purchase pricey lingerie & swimwear that is stylistically pushed into the Great Divide? Decades ago we had the same thing occur on the playground. It was called a wedgie and we received it for free. Besides, I remember the chafing. Just wondering.
My Other Brother Darryl
ps - thumbs up on the librarian glasses
Mr Mann was more than just princilpe at the Junior High, he served many roles in Bridgeport schools. And no mention of it in any update so far. Thanks you very much.
3:41
You must not be reading today's update. The story on Mr. Mann is in there.
I didn't know who Crazy Texas Mommy was either but from what I can tell she should change her name to Hot Texas Mommy.
that backside would look better with my right handprint on it!!
Fans of sport.
Forget it. My pirate eye patch looks better on her butt than it ever did on my face.
Double Fake Mike Leach
@ 5:32 PM-Thank you. I love you.
NO MORE STRESS WITH THE NEW WEED EATER SPOOL
The first article in the Update was about Mr. Mann. Where were you?
I post allot of stupid stuff...just to excite people...... But if Mr. Mann passed....that is sad....he was a heck of a man. When I came to Wise County he showed me the ways... I looked at BISD's finances and he set the District up for long term success... Look at the terms of the debt Carrolton did, not measured in TEA terms, but in Wise County common sense...fiscally responsible... he loved Bridgeport ISD, took care of it like it was his family.....we lost a man among men with Carrolton....May God take care of my mentor today...may God take care of my mentor today.
Your mentor's name was CARLTON.
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