4.25.2012

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts


  • The arrest of Deion's wife reminded me of some audio I heard back in February of her and a family member fighting within the home. I don't know why the press didn't run with it because it was pretty entertaining.
  • Both Deion and his wife are crazy. But she's crazier than he is. 
  • You don't like seeing the words "motorcycle" and "barbed wire fence" in the same sentence. (Messenger report from last night.)
  • The DA's office is in trial over in Jacksboro, but I have no idea what the case is about. I'll find out. Or someone will tell us in a second. 
  • Speaking of Jacksboro, we didn't hear much about their elected County Clerk who abruptly quit her job and moved away. An interim County Clerk was appointed last month. 
  • Yu Darvish was fantastic last night. (And I think the coolest thing might have been a 69 mph curve ball in the 8th inning.)
  • Sign in the stands: "And tonight I'm loving Yu." 
  • But did you see that segment with Jim Knox where he interviewed the gal in the stands who had Shrill Voice? (I'm looking for the video which is hard to find because the MLB Nazis take everything down. But if you hear it, it'll make your ears bleed.) 
  • Big brake job repair yesterday on Mrs. LL's Gangsta Mobile. Ugh. 
  • Fox 4 had a segment last night, complete with an in-studio doctor, on the phenomenon of kids drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk. They ended the segment informing us that their have been no reported cases in DFW this year.
  • I watched the new Julia Louis-Dreyfus show, Veep, last night and didn't laugh much. But I was also falling asleep. 
  • At this point I would link to a story about Grapevine Mills Mall, Legoland, and a very offensive Tinkerbell tattoo, but it's so shocking I can't even bring myself to do it. It's up to you if you're so inclined. 
  • Former WBAP host Mark Davis, who still doesn't have a radio job, was a guest host for the Rush Limbaugh show last week. At one point, he spent over a minute promoting a book by his "very close friend" and Evangelist James Robison. Two thoughts: (1) I still think he is going to go into the religion business, and (2) I doubt if Limbaugh's producers appreciate the free advertising he gave away. 
  • Mrs. LL's girls softball team has had two of her last three games come down to two outs, full count, bases loaded. They are 1-1 in both games which ended in strikeouts. It's big time entertainment. 
  • "Hot dog, yep, that's me. There's no shame in my game." - Detroit Judge Wade McCree after being confronted by a reporter with a shirtless photo of himself that he sent to a subordinate. Idiocracy.
  • I've paid just a little bit of attention to former players suing the NFL over the issue of concussions. But I was surprised to see Randy White and Bob Lilly join the fray yesterday. There's an Us vs. Them sentiment brewing in the NFL.


30 comments:

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
2 out of 5
She is ok. I like her hair it is nice everything is is just ok.

HarveyLee said...

Think you should have checked the age of today's thought? I know, I know; she doesn't have a photo ID.

Anonymous said...

I'm STILL Singing the " 3 Second Ruuuuuuuule " Somg!

Anonymous said...

Yum,,, Young and Cute..

Anonymous said...

In my honest opinion, the Tinkerbell tattoo is definitely not something any child or anyone with any class would want to be around. The fact that Ms. Massey sees nothing wrong tells all. Look at her.

Reminds me of the Wise County chick who recently had a white trash tattoo put on.

NASTY

Anonymous said...

I don't have any problems with people who have tattoos, but come on! When you're sporting an obviously pornographic tattoo, common sense says to keep it covered in a setting geared toward kids. And then to go whining because you were given your money back and asked to leave, it just proves the stupidity of people.

Anonymous said...

I vote kick her ass out of Legoland--what a low-class idiot.

Anonymous said...

Bacon.....wrong

at least 3.5, I've corrected it for you

Anonymous said...

Just Read the Story....Is she out of her DAMNED Mind!?! Come on,if I was there I would have said something. Of course I probably would have got bitch slapped but I would have gone down fightin'..and left with a lil bit of her hair in my fist I am sure.....Get real people!

Anonymous said...

OMG- That tattoo is over the top. I am scarred for life by what dirty Tink is doing to that light switch!! GROSS. Entirely inappropriate.

Anonymous said...

Jacksboro County Clerk was a certifiable MILF!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lana Massey from Royse City. Figures. (By the way---has Tinkerbell had a boob job?)

Anonymous said...

Maybe I am old school, but I truly disaprove of tats...even a tiny butterfly on an ankle grosses me out...but to have them all over your body is total madness!

Anonymous said...

10:05


I don't know what's worse, the tat or you fighting at Legoland.
Perfect

Anonymous said...

If she was straddling a Lego block , it would have been free admission.

Anonymous said...

What's the matter Bacon, not enough silicon? I personally think she is one of the best of late. Nothing like natural.

Anonymous said...

I find it pretty dumb that the media (yes, that includes all 3 big networks as well as FOX and CNN) go out of their way to tell kids about things most have never heard of. If kids didn’t know they could use hand sanitizer to get drunk, they do now. Kinda like when AG Abbott got all the media to cover his concerns about chat-roulette. I had never heard of it before the media “warned” us.

Anonymous said...

I will never use another wall switch without thinking I need hand sanitizer. Darn you, Tinkerbell! Wait, that teenage kid drank all the sanitizer to get high. Now I have to walk around most of the day with funky hand.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

The number of tattoos in a community is directly proportional to the per capita income of its citizens. In other words, trailer trash have a lot of tattoos and people in our jails have a lot of tattoos. Students at institutions such as Southern Methodist University and Southwestern Medical School have few tattoos. Tattoos are common at Walmart but rare at Neiman Marcus.

Anonymous said...

Jack County trial is an ex City of Jacksboro Police officer who was indicted on Theft charges $1500-$20,000.

Anonymous said...

11:47, Natural?! What tha Hell are you smokin?

Anonymous said...

Oh pleeezz, you know that Ol' 98 year old white haired bitty gettin her hair done at Neimans got her some Tramp Stamp goin on......give me a break!

Anonymous said...

I think 1208 means inversely proportional

The Devil said...

California has got an abundance of tattoos. I travel that way often, and suprised by how many professional types have the arm-sleeve tattoes. That seems to have replaced the tramp stamp, above the crack tat as the most popular.

Anonymous said...

Jack County EX County Clerk.....is one of the WORST examples of a human I know.......

Anonymous said...

My mistake, thank you 1:10. When the numbers of tattoos increase in a community there is a decrease in income.

Anonymous said...

Can people be any dumberer??? Tune in tonight to TMZ and find out!!!

Anonymous said...

The old A-team must have been in New York. 84 shots and nobody has a scratch.

Anonymous said...

Saw two men walking to work at different times this week.Both in a hurry;one was smoking a cigarett and the other had his arms covered in tatoos.It's amazing what people would rather spend money on.

Anonymous said...

Mark Davis is a class ass. I can see him getting into the Religious scam business. He will be good at it. He is a professional bullshitter.