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1.06.2012

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


  • Boy, metroplex news stations are obsessed with the Porsche-in-a-canal story (but so am I.) A 41 year old lawyer with a couple in their early twenties running around in the middle of the night? I bet something seedy was going on.
  • And he might have been a good guy, but a 40 something asbestos lawyer who drives a Porsche is near the bottom of my list of people I would want to hang out with.
  • I heard this morning that his wife had filed for divorce two days after Christmas. I bet she finally locked on to those give-your-wife-a-Lexus-for-Christmas commercials and he didn't deliver. 
  • The Cotton Bowl played at night on January 6th is just wrong.
  • There was a small earthquake between Dallas and Irving overnight. With no science to back me up, I'll blame fracking.
  • Ryan Seacrest's "Hey, Now" girlfriend at the beach.
  • Rick Santorium is now denying that he even said "black people" in Iowa when he clearly said, "I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money." Mindboggling. 
  • Breaking this morning: The unemployment rate falls to 8.5% as 200,000 jobs were created in December.  Now if you are a right wing Republican, that makes you happy doesn't it? You want prosperity, right? There's no part of you that wish unemployment would skyrocket before November, 2012, right?
  • I used to stay up until midnight all the time. These days I'm normally asleep by 10:30 p.m.. (And I can always fall asleep within 10 minutes of my head hitting the pillow.)
  • I like Tim Tebow. I think his days as an NFL quarterback are numbered, but I like the guy.
  • Here's a pic of the four Aggies that sat behind us in the Alamo Bowl. It looks like they would be a beating, but they were really pretty funny.
  • But one of them was whipping me with hot sports opinions. 

67 comments:

Anonymous said...

The news stated this morning that the unemployment rates also dropped due to the fact that 300,000 people quit looking for jobs so they dropped off the unemployment numbers. The percentage is based on people receiving unemployment checks, not the actual unemployed.

Anonymous said...

random thought gal...brutal

Anonymous said...

RTG- Helloooo thickness!!!

Anonymous said...

The GOP game plan has been to obstruct improving the economy in the hopes of un-seating Obama.....not giving a damn who gets hurt in the process. Sadly, I think it will work.

They have thawarted the majority by use of the filibuster. Should they regain control of the Senate, lets hope the Dems return the favor.

Yes, I know it has been done for years......but it is time to quit playing games with our lives.

Anonymous said...

Barry, your expression is priceless. Hope you bought those lads a beer.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

That chick has all kinds of fluffy places for me to lay my little head on.

Anonymous said...

The caption for your pic a the young aggie: "why are you whispering in my ear..this is so a gay moment..get outta here guy"

Anonymous said...

Hey, how are your tighs? Bet you strained a muscle when you slammed on the brakes on 35.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you on the Tebow assessment. I like him too, but if he doesn't get more comfortable AND accurate throwing to guys who look covered but are really open by NFL standards, his football shelf life will expire relatively soon.

Anonymous said...

Barry, you are SOOOOO cute. That pic of you brings to mind Steinbeck’s “Of Mice and Men”. I have no doubt that Lennie would love to have had you in his pocket. Can someone say, “And I will love him and pet him”? BTW, that Ryan Seacrest puts on a pretty good charade with the hot girlfriend………much like some Wise County Blogger we all know!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Republicans are happy with unemployment dropping. Just like every life is precious.

Unless you're Santorum. Then just the white still born ones are.

Rage

Anonymous said...

RTG - Smokin' curves. That's good stuff.

She may blow up after squeezin out a few pups, though.

She prolly has fat girl issues, too. WIN!

Anonymous said...

I can explain the seedy:
Lawyer+Money+Young Couple+Coke+possible threesome=Seedy right

Anonymous said...

The unemployment rate is a rigged number. I personally know of someone who worked as a contract laborer. The company asked him if they could change his designation to make him an "employee". Bingo! New job created. Their company got perks from the federal government for all the "new" jobs, when in fact, all the guys were already doing the very same thing for the company.

Anonymous said...

I know business professors who have told me that a decrease in the unemployment numbers during the month of December means absolutely nothing. Think about how many temp jobs become available that month.

(of course, the true number of unemployed should be about 11 percent if you count the number of people who are still out of work, but no longer qualify for unemployment).

And I also doubt 8.5 percent would be good enough for you or our mainstream media if a Republican were holding the White House.

Jack Daniels said...

Whats up with todays RTG?

Vomitó en mi boca un poco

Anonymous said...

Skippy, I'm an ambulance chasing lawyer also and I also blame fracking for the earthquakes. When it comes time to sue, you always go for the big money and we all know that you can't sue mother nature. Big oil is where the money is at.

Anonymous said...

RTG + wild thing = Dallas County tremors

No fracking involved unless you are a really bad speller.

Anonymous said...

Remember my prediction? As the election gets closer, the unemployment numbers will get better, the deficit will have shrunk, the world will love us again, the sea level will lower, Gitmo will be closed and darn it, people will just really really like Obammy.

Anonymous said...

woof

Anonymous said...

Barry the Lawyer Guy looks like Lee Atwater.

Anonymous said...

Fracking = Earthquakes.

We're not talking rocket surgery, folks.

Triple Fake... said...

Who's in charge of the Amazons while their Queen is on vacation?

wordkyle said...

"Right wing Republicans" exist in the same economy as everyone else. However, your bragging point is flawed. The unemployment rate is not a good measurement of the Obama economy. The percentage of people participating in the labor force -- either working or looking for work -- has plunged dramatically under Obama. Unemployment figures are based on this number. The earlier commenter got it right -- those who have given up looking for jobs (or NOT participating in the labor force) -- around 450,000 people -- are not counted among Obama's "unemployed."

Anonymous said...

Let's see old lawyer and twenty something year olds. Definitely seedy. Oh, wait I thought we were talking about Liberally Lean. My bad.

Anonymous said...

Fracking=Earthquakes. We are not talking rocket surgery, folks. We are talking about liability and who has the money when it comes time to sue.

Anonymous said...

Somehow, someway, as this year progresses, our mainstream media will manipulate poll numbers and unemployment numbers to cast Obama in the best light possible.

Their b***s**t poll showing Obama's poll numbers have risen were outdated and never were a sampling of likely voters.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.....our mainstream media is nothing but an extension of the Democratic National Committee.....you'd think these people would at least TRY to look objective while reporting the news.....you'd also think all the criticism from the right would influence their news judgement somehow, yet it never does!!!

BagOfNothing.com said...

The car accident is the lead story here in Austin

Anonymous said...

Really? That fat chick is all you can come up with this morning?

Anonymous said...

That girl is thick like a "sista". I would have thought she would have had bruises all over from being hit on by all the "bruthas".

Anonymous said...

I bet something seedy was going on too.

Can you say DRUNK DRIVER?

Anonymous said...

10:07, I totally agree. There have never been earthquakes before there was fracking.

Anonymous said...

fracking ≠ earthquakes. Please do your homework before exposing your ignorance...Actually, now that I think about it, your ignorance is rather entertaining.

Anonymous said...

I'm liking Rick Santorium more and more!

But, I'm strange. I like people who speak the truth.

Anonymous said...

Global warmism causes earthquakes also.

Remote Controller said...

Overly inflated breasts can cause earthquakes also.

Anonymous said...

Rick Santorium will take Corporate money and give it to poor white trash.

Anonymous said...

10:59 AM

Actually there IS scientific proof, Slapnutz.

Anonymous said...

10:14 You are obviouly a woman who either can't find a husband or whose husband doesn't realize the male/female roles, you probably have to have a job because either of the above is true. Your envious comments are getting very boring. Mrs LL is blessed to have a husband who knows what a mans role is, to take care of his family.

Anonymous said...

If I fracked that chick,it would cause an earthquake or somethin.

Anonymous said...

RE: car crash dead lawyer - Reddit has a plea from a friend looking for her missing friends - his passengers.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/o407b/help_find_my_friend/

Anonymous said...

MARILYN IS FRACKIN' HAAAWT!!!

Anonymous said...

Funny how those who believe fracking=earthquakes also believe man made global climate change is destroying the earth. Of course they never bother to study history or they would find that climate change is not man driven but rather just a part of nature and that earthquakes have occurred all over Texas long before fracking. But the truth is often "inconvenient", no?

Anonymous said...

what happens when fracking chemicals are dumped all over the surface of our land..? does anybody really know?

Anonymous said...

Wind power is better and more efficient.

Anonymous said...

Frack this!

Anonymous said...

Berry we need to write something about the theft going on at the Decatur square they just caught a lady at SunShine square try to post mug shot

Anonymous said...

"what happens when fracking chemicals are dumped all over the surface of our land..? does anybody really know?"

Angels cry and puppies die.

Jack Daniels said...

your land gets all fracked up.

Anonymous said...

Fracking frickin' scares me, with regard to the contamination of water resources.

But Anonymous 12:52 is living in a fantasy world. Wind power is a great supplement, but when the wind doesn't blow, it's time to fire up the generators.

Anonymous said...

1240 it contaminates the fresh water supply.

Anonymous said...

is todays fat girl a nigger?

Anonymous said...

12:40, You are now in charge of that research. Get back with us. We don't know what your point is though.

Anonymous said...

And wind powered cars, trucks and planes are cool too.

Anonymous said...

12:04, hahahahahahahahahaha! Your just the only youngin the Liberelly Lean old attorney hasn't swung with yet! hahahaha Barrys all shocked over reading his obit! It's like a Christmas Carol up in here.

Anonymous said...

254 rustupidorjustignorant?

Anonymous said...

The correct term is fracturing, so I would think that the contraction would be "fracing" not "fracking".

Just wondering.

Name withheld to prevent other readers distress.

Anonymous said...

5:39, All that research is making you not able to debate a topic. Why would you even ask the question about what happens when you dump chemicals on the land? Again, what's your point without name calling?

Anonymous said...

LOL at Southlake Republicans who love fracking only when it is in Wise County....Love that "not in my backyard" mentality.

Anonymous said...

White people. They call us "white people." So what's wrong with us calling them "black people?" They even call themsevles black people. Oprah once said if you have one drop of "black" blood in you, then you are a "black person."
GET OVER IT! We is, what we is! White, Black, Brown, Red, Yellow..... oh..
reminds me of...
"..Red and yellow, black and white, we are precious in His sight...Jesus loves the little children of the world!"

ooooppss... where's the "brown" in that song..? uh oh........ nevermind!

Anonymous said...

Barry, hope your not getting bone loss, arthiritis...
Get an MRI, then try steroid shots if needed for pain.

Anonymous said...

10:05 PM

The majority of us call them niggers, but you call 'em whatever you want.

Anonymous said...

a cotton bowl played in Jerrys stadium makes it double wrong

Cmoore Cibolo TX

Anonymous said...

And you 6:36 AM are a fine example of the fine conservative people of Wise County. If you are not from Wise, then you are a "wanna live in Wise County" conservative and just come on down! You will be grandly recepted. If you are already here, well, you know.... If not, bring your own Tea Bag. Wise County Conservatives Rock!

Anonymous said...

Wise County Conservatives are idiots

Anonymous said...

"a 40 something asbestos lawyer who drives a Porsche is near the bottom of my list of people I would want to hang out with."

Wonder if anybody says that about criminal defense lawyers?

Anonymous said...

Wise County Conservatives (Republicans) are just democrat party changers. They learned several elections ago that you can't get elected as a Dem anymore.