There's not a single one of the four that can win the Oval Office. Who else ya got?
- Romney is a Mormon, governor of State that had its own form of Obamacare, and had a video released yesterday showing him to be strongly pro-choice in 1994.
- Trump is a nut, a birther and probably just throwing out presidential aspirations to boost his silly TV career. But I support his running because that brings us one step closer to Idiocracy.
- Huckabee would win the conservative Christian vote (and those who are fond of Dad Jokes) but that's about it.
- Gingrich is too busy writing books (17) and having wives (3).