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11.18.2010

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts




  • Cop training video about Satanic rituals with a chick playing dead while wearing a bikini. Because we all know there are lots of Satanic cult murders to solve.
  • A .45 blood-alcohol concentration. And he's convicted of a 9th DWI. What could the sentence in Parker County possibly be?
  • One of these days, I want to be on an expert panel for DWI law reformation. 
  • Still don't support him, but if you want to see a touching picture between George W. and Laura at the groundbreaking for his library, you have to see this. Edit: Link fixed here.
  • I really like Modern Family - I laugh out loud every time. 
  • Had a plumber come to the house yesterday who fixed two leaks for $200. Considering that I was certain the shower leak was going to require the ripping out of a wall of tile, I've never been so happy to spend $200. 
  • I looked up last night and saw the end of Hell's Kitchen. That show looks like an absolute beating.
  • The Federal Government announcing it was considering taking action over Four Lokos (it contains alcohol and caffeine!!!!) borders on Idiocracy. I guess next they'll ban Red Bull and Vodka. 
  • Boyd's new stadium and turf is bringing in an odd playoff game for Saturday: Amarillo Arbor vs. Hall Sacred Heart --- a TAPPS Division IV. (Sacred Heart is in Crosby just outside of Houston.)
  • WBAP dedicated a whole segment this morning to "how not to gain weight over the holidays" complete with an "expert" being brought in.  I've got some advice: Don't be a pig. 
  • Yep, I was first with the story of the Carter-Riverside teacher having a naughty relationship with a student. I wonder where I'll put my Pulitzer?
  • It's good to see Sarah Palin's daughters acting so mature on Facebook. I had heard about the incidents but didn't know how bad it was.  That family is much closer to being the Osbournes than the First Family. 
  • From the email bag: "I would like to nominate Brittny Gastineau, new girlfriend of Michael Phelps and daughter of former New York Jets Defense end to be tomorrow's (or today's) 'hey, now'".
  • Sir, I trump you with Natalie Portman epic pics from yesterday.
  • Football fans, you have to see the football field layout in Wrigley Field for this weekend's game between Illinois and Northwestern. Someone is going to die. 






39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boyds new turf = $$$ bridgeport has been paying so they could use it all week for practice before there playoff game this week

Anonymous said...

BG you have had that pic before but that is okay i think that she is hot. I like my women a little thick.

Anonymous said...

If me and that chick on the right were marooned on a small Island together...the Island would sink.

christine.evans279 said...

The funny thing about you Palin post is that they have a poll that you can vote in about Sarah's "child-rearing" skills. 57% gave her an F

Anonymous said...

8:35 - wonder how Wordykyle will vote?

Answers? I don't know the questions. said...

The Bush link takes you to the satanic video. Joke?

Anonymous said...

Pic repeat from just a few weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

....Barry, in the Carter case, what do you deem an appropriate sentence for a 9 time DWI offender?

I honestly can't believe you.

I live within a mile of where he was arrested the last time, I'm glad to see him go.

Anonymous said...

You've got it backwards - the Four Lokos product itself is the definition of Idiocracy. It's an alcoholic/stimulant beverage! As Colbert said the other night "Four Lokos users know that the party doesn't have to end just because everybody else has passed out."

I don't disagree with your comment. Alcohol is legal, and caffeine is legal. Combining them in one product is probably a stupid idea, but the gov't doesn't need to get into that

House of York said...

Christine, I would love to know the "child rearing" skills of the people who voted on a poll like that. HAHAHA Let me guess....

Old Timer said...

8:35, it doesn't surprise me. Read the post and see how foul mouth the girls are. And people want this person to head up our government! And people comment all the time how Obama is destroying the country just because he is trying to clean up bush' disaster.

Anonymous said...

A .45 blood-alcohol concentration....Well his name is "George Michael" Carter!

Anonymous said...

If I were the 4 Lokos makers I would split the product into two seperate drinks and call them 2 Lokos w/Alcohol and 2 Lokos w/Caffiene and cross my fingers that my clientele could put 2 and 2 together!

Anonymous said...

09:30
You're equating the use of foul language by one's children to the ability to run a nation?! You can probably find instances of language abuse by every president from the last sixty years.
What are your thoughts on chief executives who are also adulterers? Is that permissible provided they (or their offspring) don't use naughty words?

Mark Bennett said...

If I were a fundamentalist Christian serial killer, I would definitely place penises in the mouths of my victims, just to throw the police off the track.

CF said...

Today's chick was "beat" 3 weeks ago. Still "beat"....

Anonymous said...

10:00 AM -- Not sure what your purpose in that post is, but Mr. LL should have NEVER posted it. TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mr. LL, Now that you are a 'father/dad/, you best watch how you judge other kids. It will most likely come back to haunt you someday, and some people will actually publish lies about your kids on line. Sheesh

Anonymous said...

Nasty! BG you should never put george w., lara and touching in the same sentence.

Anonymous said...

Think it's about time to whisky up my coffee cup.

Anonymous said...

So what point is 10:00 AM trying to make. What does that comment have to do with anything?

Anonymous said...

Nobody will have an increased chance of being hurt at the Wrigley Field football game because of the confines. Players will be hitting each other at combined speeds of about 30 to 40 miles per hour all day long. Hitting a padded wall at a combined speed of half that (the walls won't be coming at them at equal speed) is a piece of cake. The risk is not enhanced, it's nominal

Anonymous said...

I think maybe he just likes talking about peninses and mouths...gets him all giddy! I will have to say I appreciate the occasional wheels off comment, keeps things interesting!

wordkyle said...

* Joe Biden's daughter Ashley - charged with obstruction of a police officer.
* Al Gore's son, Al III - charged with possession of marijuana
* John Kerry's daughter, Alexandra - charged with drunk driving

There are more examples, but these will do - politicians' kids behaving badly. I don't recall any stories or "polls" questioning their parenting skills, do you?

Anonymous said...

The point 10:00AM was trying to make obviously went over your heads if you watched the po-lice training video, 10:49AM and 10:10AM.

Mark, didn't they tell you some of Barry's blog commenters are, well, I just can't bring myself to say such things.

/idiots, stupid, rednecks, ignorant, dumbarses, etc., etc.

Anonymous said...

Wordy, it figures you would lift out children of Dems.

Give us a few examples (since you have more) of some Republican kids.

I can think of one. One of the Bush twins drunk in a south Austin bar.

Oh my. :-)

Anonymous said...

You can't judge a person by their children even tho you palin haters sure try to at every turn. Lets give the two little hussein bammy chicks a few years and see what you're saying. You can't find anything to criticize sp about but that, you're reaching...that's all I gotta say!

Anonymous said...

great point, 9:58. those dems love to condemn Palin's kids (ludicrous!) but condone the actions of a liar like bammy and an adulterer like clinton! amazing

LLDQFan said...

Good for Parker County putting that guy away. At least he hadn't killed anyone and now the roads will be safer for all.

wordkyle said...

323 - You might have missed that I did not identify them as "Democrats," but as "politicians." Of course there are Republican examples. The point is that none of them were mentioned as having "poor parenting skills." I'll say it again -- Sarah Palin is judged on things that no other prominent political figure has been judged by. For whatever reason, the Left sees her as a major threat, and attacks wherever it can.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin is a total dipshiate, Wordbyle........it astounds me that you and other ignorants just can't see that.

Anonymous said...

Nope, didn't miss it Wordy..you take every opportunity to bash Dems.......and every opportunity to lift up Palin

Hummmmm.......very interesting...!!

Anonymous said...

my vote for Palin will cancel out your vote for bammy!

wordkyle said...

531 - Your comment shows that you did miss the point. And I can see why you misunderstand my attitude toward Palin, because I do defend her a lot. Take a look at 511's uninformed comment and you'll see why. Just for the record, for me the jury's still out on Sarah Palin as a politician. However, since she got out from under the thumb of the McCain camp, she's been brilliant. Her star has risen as much as Obama's has falen.

Anonymous said...

Hee hee - a mispelled word from writer Wordy.......(falen?)

He needs an editor.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin holding any office again is idiocracy, somehow that chick is strangley hawt, I think we put a lot more dangerous things in our body than Four Loko......

Anonymous said...

I think we will have a Perry/Palin ticket next time around.

God help us all!

Anonymous said...

A .45 blood-alcohol concentration. And he's convicted of a 9th DWI. What a cash cow for the legal system..........Should have gotten 4 hours of community service with lunch included, BG, did you get a piece of that?

Mark Bennett said...

@1507, it wouldn't have done any good to tell me. It's not that I didn't know, but that I don't care.