I know they've been up to no good for the last few years (and even snuck in a bunch of inept spies lately), but this crosses the line. Hey, I've scene Shrek and learned a whole lot about donkeys. They're funny and loving and can talk like people. There is no reason in the world to terrify one of those little fellas.
Fire up the nukes, Obama. We've got some business to take care of.
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Barry, you can't fool us. That is just a subliminal plug for the Democratic Party and you know there is no one around here with a boat that can get an elephant in the air. We demand equal air time!
It all started with 12 vodka shots and some sweet Afghan "hay." Then this sweet jenny invited me over to her dacha. Next thing I knew some crazy cossacks were strapping me into some kind of crazy s&m harness and I WAS FLYIN' MAN. Man I can't wait to get back to Matamoros where they know how to show a donkey a good time.
Boris the Flying Donkey
scene?
-the semantic jackass
It's part of the spy swap. We are letting them have Hillary.
poor animal :(
this is NOTHING! Breaking news, some guy just got busted trying smuggle 18, that's right 18, monkeys in a girdle. It is all over the internet and i for one am sadly disappointed that i didn't see it here first. 18 MONKEYS IN YOUR PANTS.
What DumbASS came up with this idea?
No it was really cool...OK I was a little scared at first but then....I WAS FLYIN MAN...REALLY FLYIN!!!
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it just Juan Valdez drunk on power again showing his ass..."who's the boss" That crazy bean picker does not know when to stop.
That's no jackass! That's Nancy Pelosi!
God is to man as man is to animal. If we choose to parasail then that's our business but animal cruelty comes in many forms and should be punished with jail time or better yet, these guys should be forced to do donkey shows and not the kind where they are behind the donkey or strapping it to a parachute. I won't say anymore but I know the imaginations are running wild with this one.
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