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8.11.2008

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

  • I still can't get over the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Probably more impressive than the drum part (mentioned below) was what I can only describe as the bouncing-boxes-with-people-inside-them part. (You had to see it to believe it.)
  • I fear a war with China. They look too disciplined.
  • Every time you see people on TV having "fun" in the water they tend to be splashing one another when, in reality, being splashed is no fun at all.
  • That Russian invasion of Georgia is a little unnerving. Other than that, I don't know much about it.
  • I shave in the shower without a mirror.
  • How in the world did John Edwards think he could keep his affair a secret in this day and time? And the National Enquirer, despite its reputation, breaks big stories all the time.
  • And worse than Edwards, did you see that Dallas personal injury lawyer Fred Baron (who made his fortune in the very seedy world of asbestos litigation) paid to relocate the woman with whom Edwards was having an affair? (Another side note on Baron: He's suing his own son.)
  • I jogged outside on Saturday morning and had to stop due to the heat. I don't recall every having to do that before.
  • There is no bigger time waste than an NFL pre-season game
  • President Bush getting his picture taken with the Olympic women's volleyball players was pretty funny.
  • I feel guilty for liking America's Funniest Home Videos.
  • I had my recurring "school dream" this weekend. Can't find my classes. Can't find schedule. When I do, I realize that I have final exams for the classes that I haven't been to all semester.
  • I got lucky and saw the U.S. Men's incredible win in the 4 X 100 meters swimming even last night. It's being universally called "the best relay race ever." Edit: You can watch the incredible last leg here. (Thanks emailer.)
  • Bernie Mack dead. I'm not sure I really watched much of his work.
  • Issac Hayes dead. This fact that got my attention: "His wife found him unconscious next to a moving treadmill." As an avid treadmill user, let me say: "Eeeeeek."
  • I feel kind of fat this morning.
  • From a Letter to the Editor in a Star Telegram: "Jury duty is a formal procedure. Don’t come in shorts and a T-shirt. More appropriate is a shirt with a collar and slacks for men and a nice dress or pants and blouse for ladies. Proper attire shows respect for the law and respect when serving our legal system." Uh, is the person that would normally dress like a slob for jury duty truly going to change based upon this letter?
  • Award for craziest picture alongside a random news story in Austin. (Credit.)
  • I'm about six chapters in The Shack. Man, it's a tear jerker. Didn't expect that.

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

can't wait for your blogs to have some random thoughts of some SEXY MEN to look at! hint, ya know there are several women who would agree that seeing Matthew McConaughey .... or Tony Romo,so could you? you know we are a big part of your blog replies, so go see if you can make these women happy~~~~thanks BARRY....

Anonymous said...

Celebrities always die in threes within the same week.

Look for one more celebrity to die before Friday.

Anonymous said...

That Austin transvestite is Leslie. Seen all the time downtown riding one of those big, old "grandma" 3 wheel bikes with that sign, wearing a bikini and high heels. Probably will not make your random thoughts lineup.

I think he played football at Baylor. Giggle and a snort.

Anonymous said...

I have the same damn dream, and the people at the school are current and past friends.

M-M said...

That swimming relay race was absolutely fantastic. Especially satisfying since the French were talking trash. Amazingly, the top five teams broke the previous world record.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Ryhner and the gang will have a trifecta vote/s today

M-M said...

John Edward story: I wonder what page of the New York Times this story ran. Probably way in the back. I remember when it came out that McCain might have had an affair, no good sources, and it was never proven, yet it ran on front page from the get go. Yet, when all that stuff came out about Jessie Jackson fathering a child out of wedlock, they never ran anything at all until it was admitted to and then it was on page 22 or something like that. Major media bias. Nice of Edwards and wasn't this while the wife was going through the cancer deal?

Anonymous said...

I, too, watched the 4 x 100 relay last night. Great come-from-behind win. Especially sweet after the commentators noted that the French team declared they would squash the Americans (or words to that effect). Never good to talk trash before an event, but the FRENCH? C'mon, mon amis, you Froggies haven't been able to back up any tough talk since the Hundred Years War. And then it was only because you were fighting on both sides!

Original faithful B1

Anonymous said...

is that the same girl in the pics above?

also, i wish barry would tell us who these girls are if they are famous. sometimes i look at them and think they are, but aren't sure. if barry could provide a short caption that would be cool

Anonymous said...

My name is Tim I lived in the Orient for 7 years! I assure you they are indeed a very disiplined people All of them! Unlike Us whom belive we are united these race of people trully are ! We have recess for our kids @ school they have breaks thru out the day which take them thru a seires of routines to build on their ability's to take on three or four enemies @ once (routine known as a KATA) Most of the WOMEN over there could in fact take out @ least two of us American men! I am proud to be an American dont get me wrong but I have wittnessed and was taught this all first hand And I know and trully belive that had it not been for the colt 45,tommie gun, and the A-bomb we would all be speaking Japaneze right now! To state they are WELL ORGANIZED is an understatment!!! WE are a nation of instant gratification types that for the most part wont walk or ride a bicycle to the store a mile away despite the high gas prices! And the simple fact A mile is JUST too far!!! I can assure you that if we have a war with these folks it wont be a war @ all ! If you wish too learn what it is I speak of I can give you a first hand demonstration! Their a country sevral thousands of years old they have been perfecting their techniques and skills all along! We are a nation 200 years old and again our kids arnt into anything but X-box and things that reqire little effort! In WW II you were 18 yoa working on equipment and planes and ships keeping them afloat or in the AIR to help win a war No days tell me what 21 yoa can change his own sparkplugs or oil? they are getting fewer and farther bettween and we as Americans have become very COMPLACENT thinking that we still hold the POWER that this once great nation actually stood for! Well let me clarify what the hidden "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE" is in the commercial "SHIFT" yea you have seen it it means that the 'SHIFT" of power is taking place NOW it has shifted to these people whom are DISIPLINED and organised and dedicated too the cause! I would again be more than happy to show any of you out there what their style of teaching and disipline is capable of! I am not saying we dont have a few whom can fight and fight properly I am stating that we dont have but 1 in 1000 that can fight as well as a 98 lbs Oreintal woman! Yes we had better hope that we can keep them in the little box's you were so impressed with because if they jump out of them and SURPRIZE us like a JACK in the BOX its going to be over in the blink of an eye!

wordkyle said...

The amount of hubris John Edwards showed by running for President -- after this dalliance was discovered (his wife apparently knew about the affair in 2006) -- is staggering. It goes to show what can happen when a candidate's background is not properly vetted. Now a Clinton aide says that Hillary would have won if the media had busted Edwards sooner.

I wonder if the current Democrat candidate has any secrets. Republicans and Clinton supporters may get a pleasant surprise in October.

Jarhead said...

Bernie Mac ~

The Original Kings of Comedy is one of the funniest and most under-appreciated movies in recent years.

Anonymous said...

Their women are trained to take two men at once?

Anonymous said...

Yep 8:41, I have known this for years. Observing what I thought was bias in reporting on political matters, I once ran the names of writers for the Dallas Morning News against Dallas County voting records and found that they all, except one, voted in Democratic Party primaries. Who one votes for is not public record, but the political party's primary that one votes in is/or was. This is near universal throughout the news industry. So, I consider newspapers and mainstream TV stations to be fiction. I have never heard Barry or any other liberal complain about this bias and destruction of true freedom of the press through apparent selective hiring of only liberals as reporters. How do liberals justify this? Because they believe that they are "right" and should rule over the ignorant masses.

Anonymous said...

Interesting post 8:49 - lots of thought provoking things to think about.

In the music community, Japanese and Chinese students are sought after BECAUSE they are taught strict disciplines of hard work and practice in their culture and - in the major music competitions they are up there in the winner circles.

I once asked a Japanese teacher of music what happens to these kids when they came here.

Her answer: "they just become Americanized".....

..I guess the understanding of that is for individual thought.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that dream is a college left-over. Like shell-shock? I have that dream. I also realize in my dream that I'm already teaching and it occurs to me that if I don't pass the above finals I won't graduate/be certified and I'm already teaching!!! I also have one where a bunch of stuff happens and I'm not going to make it to work on time and there's NO WAY to call in? Or I show up at school to teach and it's not my classroom, I know where nothing is and there's no lesson plans and I'm being observed that day. Maybe it's very common for type-A personalities? A ponder for my next therapy session.

Anonymous said...

John Edwards is a lawyuh, liar and a liberal weenie. Does that remind you of anyone?

Anonymous said...

i hope we don't have to fight the chinese again.! they've already kicked our ass once..most people don't realize that's who we were really fighting in vietnam..now 40 years later they would be able to destroy our country and overthrow us within a month or less. we MUST have a strong leader like mccain, not obama or clinton..a war with china could well bring about the downfall of the usa much, much sooner that the 200 years you spoke of recently..

Anonymous said...

"they just become Americanized"

I Again love this wonderful Nation I was Born a TEXAN but again I lived overseas most of my life ! I know their mentality and WAY of life culture etc better than most! I truly worry about the "SHIFT" which i commented about in the previous post! whcih is well into the top end of 2nd gear as I see it! I spar with my kid and teach him how too fight with his hands and feet including items potentially found @ hand a pipe or stick perhaps a chain even Lord knows every TEXAN has A lenght of pipe and A chain in the pickup to use to tiedown the Tractor and the pipe to use on a Boom or two to get the remaining slack out of the chain! Sad to see most of my fellow TEXAN's think that because they Have a GUN or CONCEAL wepons permit that they truly belive they are SAFE...lol A gun wont help if its Up close and personal and you get a lucky shot off...lol So many ways to take your firearm away from you!!! an AUTO is even more apt to get you into trouble than a 6cyl chamber and what do most police carry? Yep an AUTO ..lol unreal Anywyas what will it take to OPEN the EYES of our NATIONS YOUTH and get them off the couch away from the X-BOX and out in the yard or better yet a TRAINING facility where they can become confident and respectful of them selves and others not only in self preservation skills but as A people of one mindset to make this NATION what it once was? I for the life of me dont understand how or when it actually happend that we let that "SHIFT" take place but it did all the same! We need to make these other nations aware that we wont be that easy to pick off as it is we @ this time would be Obliterated by an invasion of these people with our Soldiers streched to thin @ this time....Which by the way I lived in ISfahn Iran for 5 years too Spoke FARSE fluintly...I mean no offence to any serving there or with loved ones there @ this time BUt again A place we dont need to be @ ALL we are the infidel they wish too kill the infidel as it was as it shall always be! I know I lived there ! If we were to drop SADAM back in there ( if he were alive) they would kiss his feet and praise him for his return and go right back to the way things were prior to our invasion of IRAQ...Ok OK I know what you are going to say already I lived in IRAN and we invaded IRAQ..... I am telling you now A PAKISTANI and IRANIAN and a IRAQ are all of the same mentality they all think alike and they all wish the INFIDEL too be DEAD I lived there for 5 years They are all mentaly bassackwards! If you are American you have 72 hrs to get home if you arnt you have 72 to get out!... What was the problem before mister ACK MUD ADINAGAHD of IRAN? Oh well let me see I have a wheel barrow of potatoes for a barrel of oil!you say sand wont grow your countries food supply and you arnt able to digest oil? I am sorry to hear that! NOT A SHOT FIRED and the situation solved!!! Hell I should run in the RACE for PRES I just need to go have an affair to quailify first!

Anonymous said...

Edwards is a pompus ass who has completely destroyed his own political future without any help from political adversaries. I can't stand the man, so that doesn't bother me one bit. However, he has also hurt his family very badly with his severe lack of any judgement and his lies and for them, I hope the story now dies a natural death. It should die too, until those paternity tests prove Edwards is the father of that baby girl, which I believe he is. At that point, we'll hear about this whole mess all over again and his family will have to live through this public humiliation all over again. For that, for them, I have sympathy. For Edwards himself, due to many facts in this mess, I still have nothing but disgust.

onmyway311 said...

I read The Shack several months ago; very good book! I too, have a re-occuring school dream which I blogged about. And I completely agree with you--being splashed is definitely no fun at all.

Anonymous said...

I also have the dream about being in college and finding out the week of finals that I had an exam in a class I was registered for, but had not attended all sememster.

One variation in my dream is I'm naked when walking around campus and attending class while everyone else is dressed normally, yet no one seems to notice my lack of clothing.

I end up waking myself up, saying....hey, you GRADUATED almost 30 YEARS ago...its just a dream. This dream is a common repeater for me.

Double Fake Gary Wright

Anonymous said...

you cannot own anything in China if not a Natural citizen Yet we have sold out this contry! England is no longer ENGLAND folks it is NOT NOTORIOUSLY BRITISH by any streach of the imagination! It is INDIA and PAKI predominatly owned even the HARRODS of england is OWNED by DOTI FAHEADS daddy which now resmbles a BAZAR than any former HARRODS!
IHOP is forien owned as is most of the local hotels as ARE DENNY's China isnt going to come over here and take us out with a BOMB or missle they are simply going to call in there debt and hitthe pay button and we are going to be evicted just like we didnt pay this months rent! No they wont mess anything they already own up they will simply call in the note!!!!!! THEY ALREADY OWN US like India and PAKISATN own ENGLAND.... most common name in ENGLAND in 2001 was SMITH it is now Singa! Parents cant will there homes to their kids they no longer own that property ! It happened to them It is happening to us now! Only thing is we are such a vast land that we dont see it ! There is more land bettwen Bridgeport and JACKSBORO (UN spoiled) and UN-OCUPIED) than there is in CHINA they are building into the SEA They DAM the YANG SEA RIVER and displaced 2 million people to create a water source for the population as they know they cant live without water! We water grass and gripe about the water rationing! FOLKS its time to wake UP here! On a serious note its time to keep that "SHIFT" from hitting 3rd gear or we are introuble ! So Sorry for the DOOM and GLOOM but the reality is they are already in a very TALL 2nd gear and unless we alter the coarse the inevitable will indeed happen ! I am not saying this strictly about CHINA! Its not the MEXICANS and the close proximity of its borders we need to worry about Lets not piss off the MEXICANS we are going to need them on our side before to long!If they can be trained to fight as well as they already work we might stand a fighting chance against some very disaplined well organized invaders! Just do to shear NUMBERS alone as well as Strong back bones due to hard work! Unlike us lazy folk

Anonymous said...

I've NEVER respected John Edwards! He's nothing more than a political demagogue who resorts to extreme and childish hyperbole.

Example: when Christopher Reeve died, Edwards went on TV and blamed George W. Bush for his death because Bush didn't approve stem-cell research.

And he tried to use his wife's breast cancer diagnosis as a means to raise cash for his presidential campaign.

He's just plain sorry, and his wife would leave him if she had any sense!

Anonymous said...

1045 are you shitting me man, corruption is already so rampant in the usa that our financial downfall to those you speak of is beyond our control at this point. AMERICANS DON'T HAVE A CLUE..our children are beyond hope to save this once great society that offered hope to the world..HOW CAN WE AVOID FORECLOSURE OF OUR COUNTRY..??

Anonymous said...

What's with all the ranting?

The chinese can kick our butts in hand-to-hand combat, but it won't be necessary for them to invade because they own everything already. What's the point?
Remember back in the latter part of the last century when the Japanese were buying all kinds of real estate? Everybody was freaking out, afraid we would be overtaken. What ever became of that?
And that last part - arm the Mexicans to help us fight against the Chinese? If that's your solution, then we are screwed, no offense to Mexico. How about if we divert all their drugs over to China, or are they already in charge of that, too?
You have one valid point about American kids being too lazy and out of shape, and not industrious the way we were last century. And yeah, Asians are organized. They cleaned up real good after those two A-bombs
Tsake all your crazy ramblings and make it into a book. I'm sure it will be a bestseller, but not in Engrish

Double Fake Ugly American

Anonymous said...

Is the sky falling?

Anonymous said...

fortunately we have the C&K, captains and the kings, to look after our best interest..they have to deal with world changing situations, like overpopulation of the world, vs. the amount of resources(food,water,wealth), etc..so sometimes for the good of the world they must "thin the herd" so to speak..right now our planet has about 2 billion people more than the world resources can continue to sustain..more to follow..

Anonymous said...

the russians are coming, the chinese are coming and the democrats are coming....!!

Anonymous said...

11:10 The only way to avoid foreclosure of our country..would be to have our debt under control, no different than our personal debt management or most other business' fiscal responsibilities. ONLY THE US GOVT. AND IT'S INSTITUTIONS can operate with NO LIMITS. Who allowed our govt. to operate this way..??

Raymond said...

WOW, looks like we better learn to communicate with all those Orientals (I think I will skip Arabic/Iranian/Afghanastani or whatever for a while, all those snakey characters really look too intimidating and I would really have no clue how to pronounce them)?
Join me at

http://knol.google.com/k/chishikiyoku-project/learning-the-kanji/xlhk1atct2i2/2

Maybe a use for all those laptops for the school kids in Decatur?

Anonymous said...

We fought the Communist Chinese in Korea. The North Koreans didn't have the manpower or equipment to take us on.
True, we fought the Chinese and Russians in Viet Nam. They were there as equipment suppliers and "advisors". I personally know of a Chinese solier being captured in Jan. 1966. Saw it with my own eyes.
Complaciency is going to be our downfall. Not our leaders. It will be our downfall becaise individuals are taking for granted that "someone else can handle the problem". They sit on their butts and don't get involved in social, economic or political issues that count or could make a difference. Instead, they watch the news at night and complain.

Anonymous said...

CANT have the Attitude Of already being "BEYOND HOPE" we have to quite with worry's about how we hurt someones feelings using some "WORD" or another and Do what needs doing!
And to start with it needs to be with the KIDS TODAY and NOW This congress we have now is all about themselves and ME me me! Ok well without getting into that argument as I dont belive any of them are any better thann the previous and with thoughts such as mine Ie previous posting If you are American you got 72 hrs to get stateside and if not 72 to be gone I am sure I would HURT some por schmuks feelings and some equalrights protester would take me to court or atmept to assasinate me for my rational or irrational gujgemnt as the case may be!
I again know only what I know considering I lived with and among these people for most of my life And I dont know it all regarding the situation of having mortaged our country out completly tho I am sure you are close to if not comletly correct in your statment! I was trully only on here to mention a FACT that I know of And that is WE indeed will get our assse kicked if it comes to doing Battle with these folks I sure wish I could get some responce to those seriously interested in learning the skills and methods required to Learn these tactics and ways of our advisary's! I attempted to get a class started up here in the Bridgeport area... after several class the students had bumps and brusies and complaints about how it was to ruff or they hurt or whatever...lol without feeling a little pain you dont know how to APPLY PAIN correctly and thus it was short lived Again chalk it up too A NATION of instant gratification x-box wielding types! again 1 agains 1000 arnt the best of odds! And that is being modest in my geustimation! Only those whom are presantly in the armed forces are somewhat capable of handleing themselves properly and a few of the Police officers whom are serious about there self preservation! For the most part we as a NATION are too LAZY to put down the remote and go outside and strech our legs! Lots of LAND this U.S.A. has that is so remote and so takin for granted! I assure you we will be fighting for it again sooner rather than later! I wont continue with this DOOM and GLOOM posting here as some beive what they wish and my stating anyhitg here only makes me look like some parinoid radical thinking idiot or somthing! Just know what I know having had first hand experiance with these kind and there culture and I know that we are WAY way inferiour to them esp @ this very very vulnerable time! we are to thin streched across the globe and under trained in tactical situations ! Will we rize up before it is too late or will we go like cattle into the stall to await the slaughter? I will fight and train and attempt to instill in my kid that he might go into a situation without the aid of a firearm or weapon of some type!I wish there were more of US tuff enoguht and willing to learn

Anonymous said...

If someone has knowledge of O's indescretions, why wait till October except for political advantage.........once again political games.

America is doomed! It is more about gotcha than anything else.
Can the current crowd Demo, Rep, Lib be the best America has to offer?

Anonymous said...

I think Edwards is a jerk for doing what he did, but good heavens, he's no different from any other man, political or not whose brain is in his pants.

And don't forget the gal who parted her legs for the guy.

She's just as bad. Or worse.

Anonymous said...

1151 & 1154 DUH...

Anonymous said...

1127 i'm sorry the democrats already came....!!!!!

RPM said...

Is that a before/after boob job pic?

I vote for after.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Edwards released a statement Friday that said: "I made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my family and to my core beliefs. I recognized my mistake, and I told my wife that I had a liaison with another woman, and I asked for her forgiveness. Although I was honest in every painful detail with my family, I did not tell the public."

BULLSHIT..!!

Anonymous said...

i sure hope that cute chick with the georgia football shirt is ok..i heard alabame and floridia are moving troops into georgia...pray for georgia, they could be gone with the wind...!!

Anonymous said...

Lighten up there, Marco Polo! I suppose your case will be proven when the US Olympic team returns with tales of how invincible the Chinese are. Wonder how nobody ever brought up all these great points before? Guess they were all brainwashed before being released into the wild West. Manchurian candidate, anyone?

Anonymous said...

I stand corrected After writting these somwhat lenghty e-mails about how we as Americans stand to get our ass kicked by invaders from foreinghn contries I then run across this PICture of J-lo's Ass in another posting...lol hell problem solved WE can All hide behind her ass !! Would this be considered a WEAPON of mass destruction?if so let her drop WOW what a bigg one Shure she was talking bout the HURRICANE? seems I recal a JOKE about a HURRICANE once...lol Weapon or not the intire NATION would be safe hidding behind her behind!

Anonymous said...

"The Shack" was good. There is a lot of religion talked about in the latter part of the book. Let us know when you finish!

Anonymous said...

Edwards is guilty of adultery......he may also be guilty of bad taste, after seeing this woman he had the affair with.

I figured Edwards for an adulterer years ago........he's an unusually good-looking man married to a woman who we shall say is......PLUMP(or at least was at the time I first saw her) and looks old enough to be his mother (even though she and he are roughly the same age, she definitely aged faster)

Out on a limb said...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that due to the incoherent ramblings of 8:49, 10:27, 10:45, and 11:45, Barry is going to implement an age limit on the comments. While there are several good points made...it needs to be summarized or edited in some fashion...I'm also going to out on a limb and say the author is an owner of one or more Pitbulls...

P.S. How many pitbulls woulds we have seen at that quincinera?

Jarhead said...

I'm reading a book called The Shaq. It's a about a guy who's 7 feet tall 325 pounds and has played for every team in the NBA.

The climax of the story is when he tries to shoot a free throw and misses.

It has a happy ending though because he makes a gazillion dollars a year so it doesn't matter that his lifetime free throw percentage is around 60% and that all he can do is dunk and make TV commercials.

Talk about a tear-jerker!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry if my grammar and punctuation and miss spelling of words offends you 2:49 My strengh isnt with pen and paper and I dont own a dog but I can assure you it is always fun to see how amazed people are when they realize just what a PEN or pencil is capable of doing? MOSTLY Unthought of in most case's as a lethal weapon I am seeking student and am almost certain you would probably sighn up for lesson's! if you wished to see a demonstration between myself and someone sometime? I wish there would have been someone with the skill/tactics on board those doomed flights mabey the outcome would have been far differnt! I am aware they did fight back ! Unfortunatly the hijackers (FORENGIERS)were BETTER TRAINED! I can also show those whom are SOOOO fearful of these "PIT BULL DOGS" how to "put them down also! We are HUMAN and yet we fear a DOMESTICATED animal give me a break? A pack of them yes your in for it One or TWO you should be ok handeling! Again lets hide behind j-los behind...and cry A little about my poor use of our already abused no BUTCHERD english laungage!How rude of ME!!! tell you what you teach me proper punctuation/spelling and I will teach you how to defend yourself with somthing as simple as a PENCIL! is it a DEAL? I REALLY ment No disrespect by my previous postings Nor do I mean any offense in the reply to this 2:49 Unfortunatly I am not so good with my ability to properly express myself in the written form to the degree I appear under the limit of age as suggested! UNfortunatly I dont thik we as Americans will ever quite with the petty bickering and UNITE as ONE becuse we all tend to have this unfortunate problem with one another and diss respect one another however trivial or petty it is that again you would never not ever see in the OReint! Only when we respect each others weakness and strenghs will we BECOME STRONG and A UNIT! again no hard feelings ment in any of this or previous postings!

Atilla the honey in drag said...

8:49. 10:27, 10:45, 11:45, 3:56---

HAHAHAHAHA--Good one Barry! We all know that was you havin a little fun with us and practicing your technique for a future book you will write with the double fake Marco Polo as the protagonist in a saga set beyond WW-3. Put me down for an autographed copy. That's some cerebral dessert there!!!

Anonymous said...

An age limit there will not be....apparently.

Anonymous said...

Yes Doctor, I understand: 100 mg Thorazine Deep IM. 2 mg Ativan IV, 1200 mg Lithium and 10 mg Valium by mouth and may repeat every hour until patient # 3:56 calms down and starts acting rational.