8.14.2008

$405,000.00

That's how much the plaintiff's lawyer asked for today in closing arguments in the lawsuit against the wife of Joel Osteen - a lawsuit that we've been following with round the clock coverage on The Blog. I think the jury will deliberate this afternoon. Make it be quick people. If they give the plaintiff a dime, I'm gonna go Reginald Denny on somebody as we start rioting in the Brookhollow subdivision. Edit: Riot called off. Osteen victory. (Thanks emailer)

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somebody's got to pay for that set of knockers!

Anonymous said...

Didn't read the story but saw the figure. Is that 10% of the Osteen fortune?

If she gets a dime I will beat you to Brookhollow.

Out on a limb said...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say she will be awarded between $10,000 and $15,000 dollars?

I'm also going to go out on a limb and say that the fair Mrs. Osteen can be a heinious witch and Joel gets beaten down by her behind closed doors.

Anonymous said...

GREAT POLICE CHASE IN HOUSTON RIGHT NOW ON FOX..

Anonymous said...

143 you r full of shit sir, and you don't knoe your ass from a hole in the ground..!!

Anonymous said...

guy in chase wrecks and jumps out only to be hit by oncoming car..really wild...!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, that looks like the avangelist's whats his names' wife..

Anonymous said...

Paid the 3k fine anyway...hmmm? Like any story the truth is in the middle somewhere. I sure hope the pilot couldn't hear it, unless he was drinking along with the Olsteen's. I wonder if it was holy water or holy wine?

Anonymous said...

The Olsteens made their money by fraud, why can't the plaintiff?

Anonymous said...

Looks like the money has been deposited in that white blouse.

Anonymous said...

Um, you are going to get beaten half to death by a bunch of low-life inner city nigs?

Anonymous said...

no money for plantiff in osteen trial...!!!!

Anonymous said...

GO RUSTY HARDIN

Anonymous said...

I sure hope they make that black bitch pay osteen's lawyer and all court costs..what say you BG..??

Anonymous said...

i'm so happy i could orgasm !

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, I'm really not prejudiced, but it has been my experience that black people will sue ANYBODY for ANYTHING on any chance they get.

I've heard enough stories from people I know who have experienced this, and I have my own story.

I caused a minor fender bender several years ago, and the passengers in the car were fine, no injuries whatsoever, not even a band-aid needed.

The sole black woman in the car, however, went to a personal injury attorney seven days later and claimed she had all sorts of serious internal injuries and she subsequently got a large settlement from my insurance company.

I paid higher insurance rates for four subsequent years!

Anonymous said...

234 they always want something for nothing, beware of any nigger with a lawyer.....

Anonymous said...

I knew a black man once... he said that he was taught at a young age to "deep pocket" the system.He was shunned from his family as he became a respectable name around town. They called him a traitor.

Anonymous said...

2:40...........

No need to use the nigger word. Your statement could simply have been "beware of any lawyer". See how it's the same thing but without the hate speech.

Anonymous said...

Dallas council member under house arrest for Un ethical shit! Now the Mayor is being indicted for accepting $ for going infront of the Parole board to give positive testimony's on behalf of inmates comming up in front of the parole board ! Mayor (another state) just denied the right to remove his Ankle monitor to go on some convention!dallas preacher arrested for RENTING home to a couple turns out the home wasnt his too rent! All of these are what color? illigal with two alias's recived millions belking the health system...like she is ever going to re-pay it as she was ordered too do!I'll hold my breth! I am not sayin that we dont have some bad apples amongst our kind BUt I am sure worried about that race and their lack of ethics!

Anonymous said...

THUNDERSTORMS BUILDING AND COMING OUR WAY..THANK YOU LORD WE NEED THE RAIN....!

Anonymous said...

Damn dude, run spell checker.

Anonymous said...

Did they switch channels for Court TV.....what chanel is it on for DirectTv?

Anonymous said...

If I was on that Jury I would vote to give that hemroid wear'n leach a box of Preperation H and tell her to hit the door.

Anonymous said...

Is it so wrong to hate bad people no matter what their color?

I mean I would never buy a black Banjo because,well, I hate black but if it were say tan or somethin,I'd take it.

Anonymous said...

I am an educated man. I am a professional in my line of work...I've got credentials...and I'm here to say that the banjo bit...whomever it is coming from or how immature...is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

2:40:

I agree with the other one. You can drop the n-word. It has been thrown around a lot the past few days. I know that there are many whites who give our race a bad name, just like there are many blacks who give their race a bad name. You can read in the newspaper about plenty of whites being involved in some type of crime.

Anonymous said...

3:46..............

You missed the point. I was trashing lawyers not defending niggers. A little humor you missed.

anon 2:47

Anonymous said...

What happened to the HUMAN race??? You people are pathetic, get a f***ing clue!

Anonymous said...

The jury found for the defendant!

Anonymous said...

240 you had better beware of any nigger whether he/she has a lawyer or not..!!

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

LOL... now, I would not discriminate any banjo tuner, no matter what the color. You see, a black banjo tuner could probably do a great job. You just wouldn't want anyone to see you with her while she is tuning!

Anonymous said...

Why, 747?
Are they bullet proof?

Anonymous said...

912 only lawyers are bullet proof..!!

Anonymous said...

hey BG wtf happened to my post about joel getting some tonight..???

Anonymous said...

Barry, It was awfully nice of you to go Reginald Denny if the plaintiff recieved a dime. How manly of you to lay in the street and let a nigger whop you up side of the head with a brick. That takes cajones.

Anonymous said...

i must have been happier than i thought, i've had 5, count them 5 orgasms...

Anonymous said...

820 you a funnie mf,,..!!!!!