That's how much the plaintiff's lawyer asked for today in closing arguments in the lawsuit against the wife of Joel Osteen - a lawsuit that we've been following with round the clock coverage on The Blog. I think the jury will deliberate this afternoon. Make it be quick people. If they give the plaintiff a dime, I'm gonna go Reginald Denny on somebody as we start rioting in the Brookhollow subdivision. Edit: Riot called off. Osteen victory. (Thanks emailer)