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8.12.2008

Those Crazy Chinese Priorities

This is all over the Internets today, but I finally found a pic of both girls. It seems that there was a cute little China girl (pictured, left) singing in the opening ceremonies which wowed the world with her voice. Well, the news today is that she didn't sing it but lip synched (sp) to the voice of another little girl (pictured, right.) So why didn't the Chinese just have the good-voiced-little-girl-sing? Get this: She had jacked up teeth. What kind of country places superficial beauty at the top of its priority list? Oh. Wait.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

China and the US are no different in a lot of ways. For all the hand-waving and crying that they are "Commies", just goes to show we can't stand to look at ourselves in the mirror.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Millivanilla get in trouble for this same she it a few years ago?

Anonymous said...

don't you really mean what kind of blog puts beauty at the top of it's priority list ?? did he say beauty or booty..????

Anonymous said...

superficial beauty is just about the only beauty you see anymore, with all the make-up and cosmetic surgery these days, you don't really know what some chicks really look like...!! i'm guessing rough as hell !

Anonymous said...

So........


Double Fake Ashley Simpson

Anonymous said...

Uh oh, Barry, surely you don't mean America - land of liposuction, breast implants, tooth whitening and other dental procedures, weight loss fetishes and a whole host of important body stuff.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the humanity!

Anonymous said...

12:46 you forgot penis enlargements... Ahhh not that I need one or something.

The Double Fake John Holmes

Anonymous said...

Well did you hear that NBC digitally enhanced/faked those fireworks footprints that were supposed to be walking to the stadium?

Anonymous said...

aaahh..natural beauty... wise county...green pastures...wild flowers...baby calves...puppies...speedoman..oh, wait...never mind


double fake roseanne roseanna-danna

Anonymous said...

homegirl needs a new grill

Anonymous said...

Sure makes you wonder how the little girl who actually sang the song really feels. Knowing the Chinese mentality, perhaps she was proud to just have had a part in the ceremonies---I sure hope that was the case, and she was not made to feel inferior in any way because of her looks.

Anonymous said...

Do they have American Buffets in China run by Americans?

Anonymous said...

but man can they fold a shirt.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it weird how the Jim Adlers (The self proclaimed Texas Hammer)of the world all run their comercials during colored talk shows?

Anonymous said...

I haven't met an Asian or Chinaman yet that didn't have a Jacked-up Grill. But, that is pretty sad!! Typical Chinese blow-in smoke to look like the good guy. U gotta caughta witha wingwang hanga out, youa go homa no.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I don't get it. A cute six yo singing a national anthem is cute. A cute six yo with jacked up teeth singing a national anthem is still cute. Go figger

Double Fake Jewel

Anonymous said...

The one with the jacked grill is obvurusree from the wong side of the lice pattie.

Anonymous said...

No Kidding 2:17 on the "Jewel" tooth-ama-jig. Man, she's hot, has money out the Whazoo and won't do anything about the TOOTH !!
Hey, if she ever wants to quit singing for Ty or Ty "just don't want to hear her no more", call me honey. You can sing to me all night!! The tooth will still be in question but I bet I can get over it.

Anonymous said...

I think it is terrible for the beautiful little girl who sang the anthem. She should be in the spotlight and get all the glory with the talk shows. Not the little girl who is getting the glory.

Anonymous said...

That's sad to have to grow up in a society where the government tells you how to think, feel, and say to make you look like a good country to outsiders.

She's a cute little girl who should get all the glory.

Anonymous said...

girl on the right is cuter

Anonymous said...

2:36, I love your fluent Chinese! That was funny!

4:37 cuter wins? talk about superficial!

Noevadeaux said...

The one on the left is a robot that China purchased from Japan.