The Campaign For DA

5.30.2008

Typical Slow Friday Afternoon

But these girls certainly deserve a post. (And, note, the worst face pixalization job in the history of ever.) But back to the point. What we've got here are a couple of thieves. Young female thieves. The only mitigating factor is that they stole from a girl scout who, in all likelihood, has been extorting money from her mom's friends in her quest to sell cookies. Cookies, I might add, that wouldn't be fit to served in the Wise County Hoosegow. But the girls are quite the little philosophers. "Money is money" and "Who doesn't like money?" True dat. That's what my fifth ex-wife used to say to me.