The key line in this rant is "Joe Paterno is on his death bed" and "someone needs to find him a casket."
For those not familiar with Paterno, he's the head coach of Penn State, the Aggies' opponent tonight. He's also 81 years old.
I read today in the Morning News that the yell leader had been "sent home" by A&M officials. They were not pleased.
Paterno, when asked about the comments, was pretty good natured: "Some young guy went up there, trying to be funny. Maybe he's accurate, I don't know."