6.22.2006

Speaking Of Birthdays

[Edit: Moved this to the top of The Blog for this afternoon. I expect a raid by Sheriff's deputies any moment because of it] It is Sheriff David Walker's birthday today. Not sure how old he is. 25? And if some kind person would only send me a photo. (Ex-girlfriends are encouraged).

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's 32 or 33.

Anonymous said...

I only know this because my mother knows him and we are the same age. I've met him a time or two.

Anonymous said...

Yea, we usta get our hat's creased at the same place, I know him real well. I think it was him.

Anonymous said...

An airplane hanger would be the only place big enough to crease a hat with a brim that big.

Anonymous said...

there's always a smartass in the bunch..

Mary Mack said...

Well, since we know he's such an avid reader, he should write in and tell us all. I think he's 34, though.

Anonymous said...

33 to be exact!

Anonymous said...

He may be getting older but he is still HOT!

Anonymous said...

Annon 3:46, I am with ya on that one!

Anonymous said...

Only a child or a teenager would consider 33 getting old.

Anonymous said...

He's 34.

comment4U said...

I've never seen him....but after reading this post, and the comments thereafter--I'd love to see a photo too!!!

Anonymous said...

C4U- He's cute, but probably not smart enough for you.

Mary Mack said...

Google him, C4U. I googled "Sheriff David Walker" and got his bio. He's much better in person, though.

Anonymous said...

I am an ex-girlfriend from a while ago. David is a HELL of a guy and I assure all of you that he will make a perfect husband. The last time I talked to him (3 years ago) I asked him about getting married. He laughed and said, I am too busy and stuck in my ways. BARRY I HAVE SOME GREAT PICS OF HIM, but I assure you he will hunt me down here in Nashville and make my life hell. They are old photo's but he looked good then and as I saw on the Sheriff's web site, he looks better now. Let me put it this way, we went to the lake on an evening after he got off work. I had a camera and he had time making his boxers into a bathing suit! I see his e-mail address on the Sheriff's Dept. web site and will make sure he gets a HAPPY BIRTHDAY from S.J.S. here in Nashville and maybe all of the BLOG readers can send one in as well.

Barry I will try to post a photo of David, but it will cause a stir!

Anonymous said...

anon 3:46 here... I said getting older (everyone does) not old!

comment4U said...

There must be some happy memories in Nashville...he's WAY great looking!! =)

(10:08...smiles to you...thanks!)

MaryMack: Googled successfully...[bowing] ;)

Anonymous said...

Ok, I tried to post a boxer pic and it won't work.............sorry..... Nashville out!

Anonymous said...

I have been with the Sheriff @ the lake in the past year ! I would like to go with him everyday. He took me, my husband and son. What a nice guy! I know him well and he is 34 years old. His birthday is 06.21.1972

Anonymous said...

OK Nashville, we need descriptions of the photo's. I see him at Fit-N-Wise about three days a week when I drag my butt in there. He is usually leaveing at about 6:00a.m. I NEED DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, I will take us a photo at Fit-N-Wise tomorrow. I sent a letter a while back to the Messenger to do a story on the Sheriff and his workouts he does. I wish they would, because Joe Duty would take some photo's for the article. C-mon Skip help a single girl out!

Anonymous said...

" I LUV ME SOME WALKER" take me to jail baby!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think we have a riot on our hands.

Anonymous said...

You people are sick, how can you make a birthday greeting into a "hot" topic. He is just a guy who works hard.....

mzchief said...

According to an internet data service Thomas David Walker of Bridgeport, Texas is 34 years old. Not only is he a very attractive young man, he is REALLY quite accomplished and exceptionally intelligent.

He is NOT too busy to get married, he is far too smart!

comment4U said...

LOL, MZ....

Anonymous said...

pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics,,,,,,HELLO where are the pics?! I see some Joe Duty talk talk, how about getting a story on the Sheriff and his passion for the lake.......!!!!!!!!! hello pics pics pics pics pics

I did the google search and there has to me more photo's. SJS in Nashville, I will send you my personal e-mail if you will send them to me............You are an ex, who cares what Walker thinks.............

Anonymous said...

I am sending the Sheriff an e-mail to see if he will write us on the blog. According to the web site his e-mail is walkerd@sheriff.co.wise.tx.us ANON 11:13 you are f*&^ing nuts! I do not know the Sheriff but if he reads this, he will definately think that people are crazy, especially you.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to the Hottie!

Anonymous said...

Ok Barry, move this back to the top article as I have a point: This topic has 28 posts, MORE than almost any other topic. I am looking for pics of Walker on the internet and calling some of my friends that I know that MAY have a photo of Walker. If it is the top story on your BLOG, we MIGHT get some photo's

buttercup00 said...

I wonder if David knew when he awoke yesterday morn he would need a body guard for all the paparazzi.

Anonymous said...

Walker and his yard:

I live three streets across from our Sheriff and see him often mowing his yard with shorts on, and no shirt. I don't know why he is not married. I am not either and would love to have his baby! I guess I may be stalking him, but what the heck......

mzchief said...

To Anonymous 12:34...
As long as you've not been caught staring wide-eyed, slack-jawed and have not already named the children you are planning on him fathering I don't think you are technically stalking him.

However, I could be mistaken. <;)

Mary Mack said...

12:34- You are definitely psycho if you say you want to have someone's baby and you are not either married or dating.

I'm glad he's not married. Wise County has enough problems and the Sheriff doesn't need to be distracted by a nagging wife.

Anonymous said...

Oh---My----Gooodness!!!
Barry, please tell me you didn't just move this dang thing to the top of your blog.
I think I'm feeling ill.
Yes, David is very cute and I would not totally fight him if he put me in handcuffs.....but (as I roll my eyes) this is getting older than him!!

Anonymous said...

"Yes, I would!"

Anonymous said...

David Walker is a total hottie!!! If I wasn't married I would be all over that!! When he first started at the SO way back when, I was still in high school, my friend and I would try to get him to pull us over. We didn't care about the ticket, we just wanted to see his hot ass!!! We got pulled over and oddly enough, we never got a ticket!! I love me some David Walker!!!

Anonymous said...

Ladies, it's really not that hard to get his picture. No brunettes among you? Just go to the Wise County Sheriff's Office website, and have your own private little party.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's gay

Anonymous said...

Gay my a**. You're either jealous because you can't be him or you can't get a date with him.

Anonymous said...

David will always be about 6 years old in my mind at the back pool at Runaway Bay. I was in high school at the time.

Anonymous said...

I assure you he is not gay, he can kiss like a prince, not to mention he is in shape!

Mary Mack said...

Not gay, but I'm sure he's a little annoyed at this point.

mzchief said...

To mary mack...
I would certainly hope it takes considerably more to annoy Sheriff Walker than a handful of goof-balls praising his good looks, intelligence, kissing ability and the size of his "brim."

Of course I have NEVER kissed him or seen his brim.
*SMuTTy SMiRK*

Anonymous said...

Barry don't you have a picture of the Sheriff with the stun gun thing?
Are you just wanting to keep that for yourself?

Anonymous said...

STOP...this is going to give him BIG head...or does he have it already?

Anonymous said...

let's talk about Barry now...who wants to kiss and tell?

mary alice said...

hmmmm, poor Barry, we are on his case enough already! Let's not start the kiss & tell stories on him.

Anonymous said...

I just came up with a great idea. David and some other hot singles (maybe Ross Simpson) could raise money for a good cause (Wise Co Domestic Violence Task Force) with an auction for a date! Think of all the money they could raise

Anonymous said...

I was just wondering if the sheriff has called you about this yet?

Anonymous said...

Barry Hasnt anyone sent you pics yet? I would love to see how he really is outside of work.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't you include Barry in that Bachelor Auction fundraiser?

Anonymous said...

Not much to choose from in Wise County...

Anonymous said...

Who else do we need beside David and Barry?

Anonymous said...

I think David and Barry both are HOT! Classy and Sexy what more do ya need....

Anonymous said...

Okay all you SINGLE ladies out there, who wants to get this bachelor auction going??!!

Should we contact the Chamber of Commerce about this? We could hold the auction at the Civic Center!

Anonymous said...

Just throw in any nobel cause....
hey how about the domestic task force....
and then just hope that Barry and David don't get too handsy on the date and get slapped, brawl started..... that would make for bad press even if the star telegram ful-filled Barry's dream of being labeled a prominent attorney from Wise County
then again, how about United Way?

Anonymous said...

I wonder which one is the best lover..

Anonymous said...

Probably the Sheriff. [yawn] He seems to be the most selective...that counts for alot.

Anonymous said...

neither

Anonymous said...

Probably Barry...he's older.

Anonymous said...

I would be on the front row with my savings in hand if there were an auction

Anonymous said...

Not only is David Walker a major hot piece but he is super nice. I had a problem with something at the sheriffs office and he took care of it. He really is a great sheriff. I doubt if he is gay, my ex never slept with him!