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11.16.2005

Cue The Banjos

"A pregnant 37-year-old Georgia woman who eloped with a 15-year-old boy was in jail on charges of child molestation, authorities in the southern state said on Tuesday. Lisa Lynnette Clark was arrested last week in Hall County, Georgia a day after a judge married her and the unidentified teenager. Clark was being jailed in Gainesville, about 50 miles northeast of Atlanta. "Clark and the teen had a sexual relationship, perhaps for as long as two years, according to the Hall County Sheriff's Department, which is investigating the case. Clark's marriage to the boy does not protect her from prosecution, police said. "Under Georgia law, teenagers may marry as long as they are at least 16 and have the permission of a parent or guardian. Those restrictions are waived, however, when a female applicant is pregnant. "In a statement, the judge who issued the marriage license said she had complied with state law. "

9 comments:

kehk said...

I thought I heard too that the child-husband boy(with)toy lived with his Grandparents.

I wonder what they have in common. Boys that age in my neighborhood hang out in the woods by the park and smoke. I can honestly say that I have never wanted to hit on one of them. But then again, I'm only 29.

Anonymous said...

stranger than fiction

Condoleesa said...

Ewweeeeee!! I just threw up a lot in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

Condo it sounds like acid reflux,try prilosec OTC and don't kiss anyone until you wash out your mouth.

Anonymous said...

Geez, I couldn't get a girl when I was in high school, now all the girls my age JUST WANT kids in high school. dangit!!

spiritrider said...

hey i wold like to know all the facts before i post a comment to this posting by the whats the deal with these womene who ae 25 and up craving these young boys instead of men thier own age

Anonymous said...

Barry, that has got to be the funniest title of any post you have written!
spiritrider, I think your post pretty much explains why to the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

I'm 41 and do not "crave" younger men, nor do I desire them. give me a 39-49 year old. Hell, at this point I've been single for so long give me anybody!! except for a youngin', can't do that.

Condoleesa said...

In that pic she lookes like Gates McFadden of Star Trek NG fame