The Campaign For DA

9.04.2017

Random Monday Morning Thoughts


  • It's Labor Day and once again I prove I'm the hardest working man in show business. 
  • I was in charge of school drop off and pick up last week. I felt like Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom every single time. It's so confusing. 
  • Hey, I dog Game Wardens and DPS Troopers all the time, but I'll give them props for wrangling this 12 foot alligator in South Texas during the flooding. There's no way I'm doing that.
  • Price gouging is a weird concept. Everyone hates it as do I, but isn't it the ultimate Supply and Demand concept? 
  • Robert Jeffress leading a prayer over Trump may be the sign that the end is near. 

  • A (an?) SMU football commit dies in his sleep
  • It's Labor Day. Remember, you can't wear White Supremacy beginning tomorrow. 
  • This is at least the third time he has done this.
  • Fox 4's Clarice Tinsley on Friday pronounced the town of Vidor as "VEE-door". Seriously, how do you live in Texas for that long and make that mistake?
  • I stumbled on a Star Trek movie this weekend which I had seen before but had no memory that Kim Cattrall, of Sex and the City fame, was in it. 
  • I flipped over to ESPN on Friday night to see if there was a college football game on but instead saw this from the USA/Costa Rica soccer game. (USA lost, by the way. # MAGA)
  • I've followed former Baylor wide receiver K.D. Cannon since he left school early after being a tremendous talent but a little bit of a nutcase. He didn't get drafted. The 49ers then signed him as a free agent and paid $45,000 only to be let go about a week later. The Jets then signed him but cut him after two months, and then he was signed by the Rams. They let him go this weekend. 
  • Someone explain this to me: It was announced this weekend that girl from Bedford who was found dead in a landfill in Arlington was killed with a hammer, allegedly by a "friend." So how on God's green earth can the police say all of this time, "The public is not in danger"? The friend was taken into custody. 
  • Sports note under the radar this weekend: I didn't know NFL teams could not trade a draft pick for cash. So what did the Cleveland Browns do over the off season? They acquired a second round pick from Houston and took on Brock Osweiler and his contract with no intent of keeping him on the team. They cut him on Saturday. The deal cost them $16 million which we now know is the value of a second round pick -- that's all they wanted. (And to put it in perspective as to how NFL players gets screwed, the Cowboys will pay their second round pick $4.2 million over four years assuming they don't cut him.) 
  • How much would you have bet in Vegas if you had been told beforehand the Longhorns would have a punt return for a TD, an interception return for a TD, and a blocked field goal return for a TD against Maryland? I would have bet the house.They lost.
  • But that loss wasn't as bad as Baylor losing to Liberty or the Aggies blowing a 34 point third quarter lead against UCLA. It's the geographical triangle of Sports Pain. (And check out the plaintiff's lawyer and Aggie board of regents member rant basically calling for Sumlin's head of a figurative stake.)
  • "I hear the Coast Guard saved ... almost 11,000 people by going into winds the media would not go into." - Donald Trump over the weekend (proving, once again, he is a moron.)
  • The Messenger's high school football special section had a "Game of Throws" theme. Fox 4 sports promoted a segment last night named, suspiciously, "Game of Throws." 




37 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's no way I'm doing that.

Well of course not, Skippy. It would be beyond idiocracy to wrestle a beast three times as tall as you.

SpanishWarDonkey said...

Yeah, everyone knows the USCV has their own media arm and film all the stuff that we get shots and clips of during the mighty broadcast...

Christ Trump is a moron.

Anonymous said...

Someone explain this to me.

Drug deal gone bad. 16 y.o. dealer/friend had involved her in processing product.

Anonymous said...

Hey Skippy, Stay Woke!!Has Trump launched nukes into Crimea yet? Has Trump fired Sessions yet?

Anonymous said...

Just remember that you can wear black Antifa after tomorrow. Be sure to also wear black hoods or masks, carry piss bombs, sticks, shields, throw rocks and bricks at police and shut down free speech wherever that you find it. Brought to you by the Democrat party. The same ones that brought you the KKK.

Anonymous said...

Hey Spanish Jackass, what is the USCV?

Anonymous said...

Drop off kid, pick up kid. I'm so confused......

Anonymous said...

"A (an?) SMU football commit dies in his sleep."

I'm shook right now.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the hammer was left at the landfill, which means another hammer was taken off the streets, in which it would not be used to kill another person which means that the public was no longer in danger. I'm so confused....

Anonymous said...

Were those DPS troopers wrangling an alligator or was that pick taken on a drunken Saturday night at the training academy?

Anonymous said...

And today you prove you're a moron and a beta male.

Anonymous said...

9:59 - Barry doesn't get it.

Anonymous said...

Clarice can be forgiven for the Vidor mispronunciation. Black folks who are familiar with the area generally have avoided it completely. Out of site, out of mind. The reason for avoidance? It was/is a longtime hotbed of Klan activity for the whole of Texas. A lot of the white sheeted top brass lived in or near Vidor. There was once a Klan bookstore on main street.

DF Kevin McCarthy

Anonymous said...

Speaking NFL, did you see that the Hamilton Tiger Cats, who dropped Coach Briles like a hot potato, also took a pass on Johnny Manziel? Man, that would have been never-miss TV if those two hires had gone through.

DF Canadian Rules Football

Anonymous said...

Barry, you have to get a sport coat like the football fan standing next to Wonder Woman. You will be the talk of court when you show up at the bench in that. And I know good looking sports coats.

DF Dead Former Governor Bill Clements

Anonymous said...

The prayer session in the Oval Office? I think God has that group on Call Block.

DF Verizon Heaven

Anonymous said...

Okay, they caught the gator. Now, how do they pick it up & move it?

DF Marlin Perkins
DF Mutual of Omaha

Anonymous said...

Sumlin is not long for College Station. He should call his realtor now to list the house.

DF Emory Bellard

Anonymous said...

Your spelling and grammar are atrocious. Just what is your point criticizing someone else?

Oh, and you are a crappy excuse for a citizen as well.

Anonymous said...

Be sure to wear your hoods and sheets tomorrow, get your nooses ready . Get your swastaki tats. Strap your swords , handguns to your belt . Grab your rifles and carry them in your tiny hands so you can feel macho , might need to fire a shot or two into a crowd of people just cause they are different from you. Brought to you by the modern tea party republicans and their egomaniac leader Donald Dump, the NRA and corporate America.

Anonymous said...

Why aren't the whites upset that Manzeil isn't getting drafted like the blacks are upset that Kapernick isn't being drafted?The NFL owners are a bunch of racers.

Anonymous said...

Clarice is like Obammy. They only know how to read a teleprompter. Veedor and Corps men.

Anonymous said...

Okay, they caught the gator. Now, how do they pick it up & move it? - DF Marlin Perkins

How about you get out of the studio and give us a freaking hand?

DF Jim Fowler

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see if Politico will draw a cartoon about rescuing a California redneck secessionist when a tragedy strikes there like they did the Texas redneck.

Anonymous said...

Trump won't go into a room with a mild fan or high humidity. Gotta protect the combover.

SpanishWarDonkey said...

USCG; sorry, I forget you people are too goddamn dumb to make any inferences based on context and typo's throw you off.

Anonymous said...

Because Johnny Football is black on the inside.

Anonymous said...

1:27

Neither player is eligible for the draft.

They are eligible to be signed as free agents.

Follow the NFL much?

Anonymous said...

1:40, Right. Houston has never been known for it's high humidity.

Anonymous said...

The fourteen year old's personal history and family life would make a movie I'm sure ! No has commented on hat yet !Was the killer be lack or white ?Who was the other person in the house ? So much untold !Can we find out the killer's record ?

Anonymous said...

I know you can't post this but when I worked in a shipyard in Freeport there was two brothers there from Vidor .one told me that a gator would run over a white man and a dog to get to a black person ! Why I asked ;they stink worse he said !! True story !

mzchief said...

Seems like not a single one of those "good Christians" bothered to read Matthew 6:5-9

5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

People need to understand, prayer is not meant to change God prayer is meant to change the person who prays.

Anonymous said...

"Follow the NFL much?"

No, just current events

Anonymous said...

Spanish Jackass, You aren't calling Skippy goddamn dumb are you?

Anonymous said...

when we used to hunt gators in the swamps long ago I remember my grand pappy always telling us to be sure to save enough for the niggers! another true story!!

MDB said...

"Fox 4's Clarice Tinsley on Friday pronounced the town of Vidor as "VEE-door". Seriously, how do you live in Texas for that long and make that mistake?"

Really?
Seriously, how do you live in Bridgeport for that long and not know that Park Springs exists?

Anonymous said...

One of these days, this just may be funny.