The Campaign For DA

2.09.2017

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts



  • I received a comment that two very active commentators from a long time ago were now divorced from their spouses and now married to each other. Is that true? (Email me.) If true, I truly hope they are happy. ("Liberally Lean -- bringing people together for almost 10 years.")  Edit: This sentence has been edited after a commentor called me out on how horribly worded it was originally. Thanks. But maybe that commentor will also find love someday. 
  • I love all you guys who thought that just because Zuzu was buried in a shallow grave means she was murdered. Think, people. Think! 
  • This is the guy who shut down  Sen. Elizabeth Warren reading a letter from Coretta Scott King during a debate on Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
  • All cops in Wise County are mic'd up these days and recorded on DVD for any case that is filed. Some irrelevant conversations that are recorded give me great entertainment. Example: When a guy who was arrested started talking about a great Mexican restaurant a cop replied,"Was it Pulidos?"
  • Let's check in on the Toddler in Chief this morning. He's attacking a war hero for no reason. Incredible. #IfYouVotedForHimYouOwnHim: 

  • Eighth Grader in the House to me last night: "You know that 'immigrant' can be spelled with an 'e' and it means someone leaving the country, right?" Me: "That's not true." And from there, it all went downhill as she and Mrs. LL did a happy dance. 
  • Kellaynne Conway looks like she is on meth. 
  • Jane McGarry might rival Christie Brinkley: 
  • I forgot to mention that I correctly predicted Jerry Jones would get into the Hall of Fame. Once again, proving I'm a Sports Genius. 
  • On Friday, I posted a censored comment of someone who was very angry with me. Someone commented on that post that the guy had to be crazy and I that should look out for a "truck full of fertilizer" showing up. This is what was outside my always vacant parking lot by my office this morning.
  • Funny tweet I saw yesterday: Which will come first? Trump being impeached or committed? 

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

In your defense, I think 'emigrant' is spelled with one 'm'; so technically it takes more than just replacing the 'i' with an 'e'. (dance back)

Anonymous said...

RTG - wow, just wow

Michael Kenyon said...

Your first random thought is giving me tired head. What does "were now divorced and married each other" mean? Were they married to each other but then got divorced and then married each other again?

Anonymous said...

Just start calling illegal immigrants what they are...invaders.


If Obama didn't get impeached, why would Trump?

Anonymous said...

BUT if Kellaynne Conway was on meth, you would have the same compassion for her as you would if Michelle Obama or Oprah or Ellen DeGeneres was on meth, right?

You defend people that have been addicted to meth, right?

You want to help people that are addicted to meth being the Christian you are, right?

Anonymous said...

By the way, I saw a report last night that the US Marshals had captured "tattoo face" in Washington DC sometime yesterday afternoon ... after he was recognized walking down the street.

mzchief said...


OMG!...Son mzchief and I had the EXACT conversation yesterday, speculating that Conway looks like a longtime meth user. He said Conway even appears to have the loss of bone density in the mental foreman and body of her mandible as well as loss in the alveolar process and alveoli, associated with chronic meth use. He also said she could just have periodontal disease OR more probably she just has a common dysmorphic feature of the face and jaw.

However, let's face it...It's a LOT more fun to think she uses meth as a means to deal with Trump.

hehehehehe

Anonymous said...

mzchief...great post; but you gotta dumb it down for this audience

Anonymous said...

"This is the guy who shut down Sen. Elizabeth Warren reading a letter from Coretta Scott King during a debate on Attorney General Jeff Sessions."

Typical


Rage

Anonymous said...

Trump - Not Even Once

SpanishWarDonkey said...

Barry buys himself a brand new car for Christmas. Proving he's a man of the people.

Anonymous said...

Your tags seem to be intensifying. Yesterday's were:
#TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving and #YouOwnHim
Today's takes away any acknowledgement that he is your POTUS, too.
#IfYouVotedForHimYouOwnHim

I guess you paid little attention in either English or the many social studies classes you had. I learned the difference in immigrant and emigrant from Hadderton, Coggin, Boren, and Jagger, all right there in Bridgeport, too.
Kudos to #EighthGraderInTheHouse

Anonymous said...

mzchief, if that is what meth does to women who look like Conway, I will take one home. You are all jealous fat pigs who lost it all with the birth of your first child.

Anonymous said...

So the President feels that a former POW is no hero. Lets review what the president was doing during Vietnam. Five student deferments and one medical (for a sore heel from so much squash). How rich.

You realize that if we can't question the success of a mission if a soldier is killed then there will never be accountability for any mission. In fact the more calamitous the mission the less you could question it. Talk about a bullshit standard.

Hey to question what happened in Benghazi is to dishonor those that were killed. That what the Rs were saying right? Right?

And everything you guys want to fire back about how bad Clinton was...I agree. She is horrible. That does not make what Trump is saying any better. Just a lame argument.

Anonymous said...

Was there a shooting over by Whistle Stop Cafe? The cops have evidence tags on what looked bullet casings on the ground.

-buyerninety

Anonymous said...

REGARDING THE RENTAL TRUCK, DID YOU CATCH "AMERICAN EXPERIENCE" THIS WEEK ABOUT OKC. I WAS SURPRISED BY THE AMOUNT OF FOOTAGE OF MCVEIGH, YET WE HAVE NONE OF ADAM LANZA.

Triple Fake... said...

Sounds to me like the guy who's always touting the Mexican restaurant in Chico got busted!
And why would the cop's first choice be Pulido's? Is there even one of those in Wise Co.?


I guess the implication is that posing for a photo in front of a Confederate flag makes you a racist, too. Would that mean that standing in front of a US flag makes you a patriot?

Technically, you and the Eighth Grader in the House are both correct. While the two words are generally interchangeable, emigrant is defined as someone who moves from a country. Immigrant means someone who moves into a country.
To leave or enter a country you pretty much have to do the other, unless you roam the high seas like Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Po-tay-to...po-tah-to

Jane McGarry rivals Christie Brinkie if you mean she looks very good for 61 or whatever age she is now, then yes. But some additional photographic evidence is necessary for a definitive ruling. Preferably a two-piece, for an apples-to-apples comparison.
(I'm in a foodie mood today. I could have also said they're both tomatoes.)

"I love you, Jane!"
Triple Fake Mike Snyder

Anonymous said...

RTG.
Thank you so much.

Anonymous said...

"Funny tweet I saw yesterday: Which will come first? Trump being impeached or committed?" or 3rd choice Barry goes insane since Trump will do neither?

The Real (and often comment-censored-because-they-hit-too-close-to-home) Hardy Har Man

Anonymous said...

Best RTG in recent memory. Well done!

Anonymous said...

I love all you guys who thought that just because Zuzu was buried in a shallow grave means she was murdered. Think, people. Think!

Oh, OK, you're right. They were probably hiking, and she expired. Knowing that it was at least four more hours to the summit, her companion likely thought it would be best to wrap her up and cover her with dirt.

Anonymous said...

This is the guy who shut down Sen. Elizabeth Warren reading a letter from Coretta Scott King during a debate on Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

Wow, what are the odds that someone in the South might have been photographed with a Confederate flag in the background? It's really only in the last half dozen years that the flag has been banished from public life.

Do you also suppose that the pocket square in his jacket is actually the point of his Klan hood?

Anonymous said...

and you're saying John McCain is a war hero? that's funny.

He is a RINO, though.

Are you going to censor this one too? Snowflake?

Anonymous said...


I agree with Barry that just because the body of Zuzu was found, one can't conclude that she was murdered.
Under the same logic, the fact that Mitch received an award in front of a confederate flag proves what counselor?

Not a damn thing.

Anonymous said...

I love all you guys who thought that just because Zuzu was buried in a shallow grave means she was murdered. Think, people. Think!

Barry,

Can you please provide us with a list of those individuals that were found buried in a "shallow grave" that were not killed by another individual ie murder, man slaughter etc.

I'm not saying there are none. I am saying for every one you can find I suspect I can find 100+ that were murdered.

TRUMP!!!

Anonymous said...

Jane McGarry...still would.
Nice Piece.

Anonymous said...

Jerry Jones should be in the Hall of Fame and Joseph Randle should be in the Ring of Honor.

Anonymous said...

I would pick Jane any day of the week and thrice on Sunday. How about a week of Jane as the RTG on Liberally Lean? Also, maybe Britney for the younger set and Jane for the older set on alternate days.

DF Luv Me Some Jane

Anonymous said...

You can critique McCain on some of his political ideas (I agree with most) and his selection of wives (Cindy was a bad choice), but I know of NO one who can criticize him as an American Hero. Any American captured in service of their country and imprisoned in the North Vietnam horror camps has earned that unquestioned honor. For our President to belittle McCain's service and experience as a POW is embarrassing and infuriating. Impeach the fool now! He diminishes the Presidency every day he serves.

DF Proud of Our Veterans

Anonymous said...

Today's RTG has to be on meth. Thanks mzchief for giving us the symptoms.

Anonymous said...

Barry, you know the best part of the Football HOF honor I recently received? Jimmy ain't here yet! I beat him in! Yehaw!

DF Petty Jerry Jones

Anonymous said...

Conway may allegedly be a Speed Queen, but definitely not Meth. She is holding up much better than Meth Heads usually do. Does display all the Speed signs though, including the diminishing lack of mental acuity under stress. And the eyes. She has Speed eyes.

DF The CDC Drug Center

Anonymous said...

It was better when it was still Paradise Donuts.

Anonymous said...

So any person, young or old, be on notice. Any Dixie Outfitters wear you have ever worn or will wear, will be used to say you are a racist.

If it has that flag, you are racist pig. No exceptions.

Sarcasm, dripping.

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't buy my clothes at the Dollar General so I'm safe!

Anonymous said...

1:00 --

No one gets a free pass anymore. Put aside your fake patriotism a moment and take a look at the reports about McCain while he was a POW. Was he a leader of men? Depends on who you talk to. Do a little research there, cupcake.

Beyond all that, McCain is a sick old man.

Anonymous said...

JUST IN: Saudi Arabia Caught Paying Sources Within U.S. To Increase Votes On McCain And Graham.

Republican Senators John McCain of Arizona and Lindsey Graham of South Carolina have apparently turned Democratic while nobody was looking. They recently proposed an amendment to the JASTA bill that would severely cripple the ability of Americans to sue those foreign governments.

https://conservativedailypost.com/just-saudi-arabia-caught-paying-sources-within-u-s-increase-votes-mccain-graham

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to the RTG - Name that Locale game?

Anonymous said...

Ummmmm

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