The Campaign For DA

11.08.2016

Election Night Open Thread

We begin:

As I watch Fox News for the first returns, I see they have their own Clarice Tinsley reading tweets from the viewers. Sheesh.

And the polls closing in Texas in one hour, I just saw an ad paid for by Texas with your tax dollars on what type of ID you need to vote.

Edit: At 7:04 the early voting regarding Ranger Stadium is all I need to know. It will pass.
Edit at 7:06: Are we getting close to calling Florida for Clinton?

Edit at 7:14: It is over. I'm calling this election right now. The only reason the networks aren't calling Florida is because they will lose viewers before the night even begins.

Edit at 7:23: All the networks are putting up ridiculously close voting numbers. They need the excitement. I've been told for years I can't trust the Main Stream Media so they are holding back as long as they can before the call it for Hillary.

Edit at 7:30: Florida is still close, but the networks now finally tell me that Hillary is way ahead in North Carolina and Ohio. Ohio! It's over. Some network needs to call this election.

Edit at 7:42: I'll back off my call of Florida. Maybe. It's still obviously over. This is all Idiocracy news entertainment now.

Edit at 8:01: Adding to my conspiracy theory that this is all entertainment, CNN says it is too early to project Texas and New York. You kidding me? I could project that yesterday.

Edit at 8:18: They will drag this out for about 45 more minutes. And CNN's coverage is a complete microscopic mess. I'm over to Fox now.

Edit at 8:36: Still think Hillary has this thing without question. Even Fox is saying that North Carolina is "not as close at it appears". That means they think Hillary will win but won't say it.

Edit at 8:59: If there were four networks facing the greatest night of viewers of all time (when they all struggle for viewers), would not the Network Heads get together and agree to drag this thing out? It's ridiculous. I haven't heard an update for NC, Florida or Ohio in the last 20 minutes.

Edit at 9:09: Ladies and gentleman, you are all being scammed for entertainment. My prediction: There will come a designated moment when all the networks call, by agreement,  the election at the same time based upon the results they have been holding. And it will obviously be for Hillary.  This is all about ratings.

Edit: 9:22: Adding to my conspiracy theory, Fox News hasn't talked about incoming election results for 15 minutes. Just a panel discussion to promote the brand. Earlier they were in a frenzy of pointing out county by county votes.

Edit 9:36: There is no way a network has not called North Carolina or Ohio or Pennsylvania or maybe even Florida. There is your agreement. (And I absolutely realize I'm talking like a Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy Theorist.)

Edit 9:54. Let's see how Hillary is doing against Trump in Wise County. I'm certain the county is now a bit more progressive:

Edit at 9:54 and 30 seconds: I retract that.

Edit at 10:01: Trump wins Florida. (AP says).  I still think this is an orchestrated release of information.

Edit at 10:03: Now we just have to wait for the networks to call Pennsylvania and Michigan for Hillary. I'll say it again - this has been an organized crime of news entertainment.

Edit at 10:34: Is it down to Michigan? Oh, my lord. Have I been wrong? I'll admit it when I'm wrong. Nevada? Pennsylvania? I have to grab my Liberally Lean calculator.

Edit at 10:45: Throw in Nevada and Arizona. I overreacted for a second. There is no way Hillary loses this.

Edit: It's midnight and I'm going to bed. It seems like it is not technically over but that's about itl

110 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck Hillary

whisky O said...

She is up less than 150 votes. Might tap the breaks

Anonymous said...

Want to call anything else to quick?

Anonymous said...

Quit hoggin up all the stupid๐Ÿ˜„

Anonymous said...

More than not wanting murderous crook baby killer in the white house, I hope Trump wins just for you to STFU! And maybe leave the country like many of the prominent libtards promised to do.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to go ahead and call Mississippi for Trump!

Anonymous said...

This anything like your Cowboys prediction?

Rage

whisky O said...

CNN is where your problem starts. They will probably be on air suicides before the nights over.

Anonymous said...

The reason they haven't called Florida is because the liberals are still filling out fake absentee ballots.

Anonymous said...

Every battleground state is showing Trump ahead but is "too close to call", including one where Trump is 350,000 ahead.

I'm with you BG, they're holding back all of their info.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Absentee ballots are overwhelmingly conservative, jacktard.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Now I'm torn. Wouldn't networks race to declare winners and scoop everyone else?

Anonymous said...

Are you kinda glad all caps guy didn't bet you yet?

Anonymous said...

Hope Hillary has reservations on snake island for the next four years. That'd be yuge.

Anonymous said...

Fox News calling race over for Trump ๐Ÿ

Anonymous said...

8:39 hey dip shit Broward county is known for Election fraud. Are you going to deny it?

Anonymous said...

Barry owes all caps guy $50,000.

As for me I'm moving to western Washington. Adios, Texas morons.

Anonymous said...

DOW FUTURES IS DOWN 600 POINTS

THAT POINTS TO A TRUMP WIN

mb said...

Stay Hard.

http://imgur.com/a/8I3Dq

Anonymous said...

Betting line just moved to 80% probability of TRUMP win!!!

Anonymous said...

JUST HUG YOUR LITTLE PINK TEE BALL BAT AS YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP.... JUDGE, I CAN'T COME TO COURT TODAY BECAUSE TRUMP WON.

DF ALL CAPS GUY

Anonymous said...

538 now predicting a Trump win!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Trump wins a Ohio. The last 13 have won OH.

Anonymous said...

Nate Silver is at 55% for Trump.

Anonymous said...

Nate Silver is at 55% for Trump.

Anonymous said...

Edit 9:34- Trump just grabbed lady America by the pu$$y and ran this whole shit.... Give it up green... Bahahaha

Anonymous said...

I for one would like to graciously accept our new Russian overlords, and welcome them to our country. Many years of prosperity ahead comrades!

Anonymous said...

Crooked Hillary Clinton for prison๐Ÿ˜‚

mb said...

*edit

Stay hard(er)

http://i.imgur.com/OvBTkPE.png

Anonymous said...

NEW YORK TIMES NOW PROJECTING 94% PROBABILITY OF TRUMP WIN!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You pooped your pants "again" Green!!!!! So sad....

Anonymous said...

Brunnhilde is moving from stage left>
Spear and shield in place>>>
Cover the fine crystal--the octaves are going to go off the chart….


Not Sam

Anonymous said...

You getting nervous yet little buddy?

Anonymous said...

If everything you believe is wrong....then that must mean the opposite must be right?

Another great job

Anonymous said...

Let's retract that.....

BBwwwaaaa

Anonymous said...

Going from network to network...they don't know what to say...they can't explain it.

It's beautiful

There's gonna be alot of kissin and makin up to do if this keeps up.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the common man's listening skills are improving. Who wants another lyin, thievin LAWYER in the Whitehouse.

There is a GOD!! AMEN!

Anonymous said...

Barry Green just was heard saying....

"Congratulations President elect Trump"

whisky O said...

The sweet taste of liberal tears.

Anonymous said...

The great 538?
LMFAO

Anonymous said...

When Rachel MadCow starts getting cranky, you know it is over.

Gary Lindsey said...
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Anonymous said...

Going to be a lot of jet fuel burned up in private jets headed outbound in the next few weeks..
Suck it Hollywood……

Anonymous said...

Wow. Trump is gonna pull this off.

Anonymous said...

Well, there appears there will be a wall built on the southern U. S. border after all, but it will be built on the Mexican side to keep out all the frightened Yanquis who will be fleeing the Trump Brownshirts. Have your paperwork ready at the bridge, por favor.

DF Former El Presidente Vincente Fox

Anonymous said...

John Stewart is a Pussy.

Anonymous said...

The great 538 blog says that there is a 100% chance that John Stewart is a Pussy,

Anonymous said...

Edit at 10:34: Is it down to Michigan? Oh, my lord. Have I been wrong? I'll admit it when I'm wrong. Nevada? Pennsylvania? I have to grab my Liberally Lean calculator.

The one you use to bill your clients?? Uh oh!

Anonymous said...

What are the collective thoughts on the whole "rural America" comments? It's interesting.

Anonymous said...

Racial shit is about to get out of hand.

Anonymous said...

It's a conspiracy; it's organized crime.....blah blah

Well at least the Clinton Foundation is still open for business!

Anonymous said...

The Mayor of Baltimore has absolutely nothing to say.....priceless

Anonymous said...

Barry you weren't wrong. EVERYONE was wrong.

it's over, and it's unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

Some of us weren't wrong.

Anonymous said...

Somebody said....

EVERYONE was wrong.

As I have learned from esquire blogmeister.....

"You might want to tap the brakes on that"

No; just 47% were wrong

Anonymous said...

Jon Stewart is feverishly brushing a pony right now.

Anonymous said...

The election is rigged!


DF ALL CAPS GUY

Anonymous said...

Well, it happened once on January 30, 1933, and now history is beginning to repeat itself on November 8, 2016. Start cutting out your yellow badges and don't make any plans for Hanukkah 2016.

DF President Paul von Hindenburg

Fake Steve Eagar said...

Barry just grabbed me by the pussy.

Anonymous said...

11:16 - okay dumbass.

Anonymous said...

For the record 'ol wise one, the distorted idealology you and all your liberal buddies espouse is being rejected loudly and clearly tonight. The middle class, decent, hard working, income producing people of this country are in the process of taking this country back and in so doing are rebuking the twisted, anti family, anti Christian, anti moral, anti life, and anti American platform of the Democratic party. God has indeed blessed America this day!

Anonymous said...

This is better than the world series! Thank you Barry for sponsoring this forum as a historic record!

Anonymous said...

The real victim here is Billy Bush. Dude barely said shit and got blacklisted. Trump on the other hand is going to be president.

Anonymous said...

Barry, you might call your eye doctor tomorrow and have them prescribe some Restasis…..

Not Sam

Anonymous said...

Dan Patrick's son lost n Houston. So, at least there's that.

Anonymous said...

I am with you on alone and despondent. I've heard life is a series of 2 steps forward, 1 step back. We took a step back tonight. Here'a to the next couple of steps forward coming sooner than later.

Anonymous said...

I do believe ole Bu Bear will be back on the bottle again. No, not heart problems or stroke or some such. Alkehol!!! Needs something to wash down all that crow.

Anonymous said...

Hair metal is dead Barry.

Anonymous said...

Ted Cruz being fitted for a black robe …...

Anonymous said...

Hillary won Virginia by 60 thousand votes. Isn't that the number of felons that her friend Gov. McCauliff allowed to vote? Hmmmm. Hillary lost the election by the same number of illegals she was willing to let in. I love the irony.

Anonymous said...

Hillary must like shit sandwiches because this is the second one she's going to have to eat.

Anonymous said...

The good news is that the country is too resilient to be permanently screwed up by Trump.

The better news is that in a recession, the law business does really well. So while y'all get the recession you asked for, I'll actually be doing even better.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Rage, Now get back to work. Those French fries aren't going to cook themselves.

Anonymous said...

I just left Walmart and every fat woman there was singing!!!

Anonymous said...

Hillary Clinton being fitted for an orange jump suit.

Anonymous said...

Woohoo! Trump wins, but America truly wins! The following so called celebs say they're leaving America with a Trump victory: Barbara Streisand, Miley Cyrus, Cher, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, George Lopez, and Al Sharpton. Not a one of these losers will be missed. Adios!

Thank you Donald Trump! Thank you American majority!

whisky O said...

Pant suit sir.

Anonymous said...

Trey Gowdy the new AG is heavily on Hillary's mind right now.

Anonymous said...

Hey Green , Rage and the rest of your liberal loon followers LOL LOL LOL suck it smart guy. Like I have been saying. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Now maybe we can discover what the unemployment rate really is. I thought lawyers were supposed to be smart. Dumb Ass

Anonymous said...

Blow me

Anonymous said...

Hey Green , Rage and the rest of your liberal loon followers LOL LOL LOL suck it smart guy. Like I have been saying. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Now maybe we can discover what the unemployment rate really is. I thought lawyers were supposed to be smart. Dumb Ass

whisky O said...

So interesting to watch weeping eyed journalist talk about what Trump is going to do

whisky O said...

So interesting to watch weeping eyed journalist talk about what Trump is going to do

whisky O said...

Before y'all sleep and come up with all the ignorant bullshit!
Blow Me

Anonymous said...

Where's the thug clown?

Anonymous said...

Ted Cruz being fitted for a black robe …... 11:51 PM

I think you mean straightjacket. He's on Trumps shit list.

Anonymous said...

The people have spoken!!!

Making American GREAT again!!

Anonymous said...

Deplorables 1, Elitists 0

Anonymous said...

It's morning in America! Our long national nightmare has ended!

Seymore said...

Cher, Miley Cyrus, and Al Sharpton are all going leaving us!!!

Anonymous said...

"I'm not sure I've ever sat so alone and in so much sadness right now."

I THINK YOU PROBABLY HAVE.

DF ALL CAPS GUY

Anonymous said...

Trouble in the Bay :)

Uh OHHHHHH
Requesting Super Hero Slicer Ticer to the rescue....


"Requesting Citizens of Runaway Bay to attend a council meeting on Nov 21st at 5:30 concerning the release and termination of Chief Tim Donald.
While on duty he was injured because of Negligence of the City and was put on workmans comp. 2 days later he was terminated from his position for no apparent reason. Secret stuff has been going on in the City hall and needs to be stopped and addressed for the betterment of Runaway Bay"

Anonymous said...

Hey Green, Trump is PRESIDENT! So stick that in your juice box and suck on it!

-buyerninety

Anonymous said...

I have an official lock bet: Hillary will win the election. And I'll go one step further: I'll bet ALL CAPS guy any amount he wants. $100? $1,000? 10,000? Keep it coming.(Edit: I'll cap it at $25,000. I'm not crazy.). Condition: He has to put his money in the hands of a third party whom I approve of beforehand.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. LL hurry and hide all sharp objects around your house! Barry might cut his wrist over this.


Anonymous said...

I am over the top some times with my "bites" --but I will say this--the speech last nite by Trump was the best possible one he could have gave. He was contrite. He was humble. He was resolved. He thanked everyone profusely--even the secret service….who he will need immensely. What i am saying is that It is my hopes the Trump realizes what has been laid at his feet and the path forward is not squandered --
Here is where "we" are different than the libs--we WILL eat our own. I expect him to perform and do the things he has promised. We do hold our people to a higher standard--that has been proven by the oustings of our own from time to time. You NEVER see that on the lib side unless the "limb" has to absolutely hacked off. Trump has huge responsibility ahead of him--We will be watching…..

St Judes hospital is $200.00 richer this morning--thank you town lib.

Now as promised…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIVfbylUU-M

Not Sam


Anonymous said...

What's best in life?

To crush your enemies.
To see them driven before you.
To hear the lamentations of their women.

Go ahead and cry, Barry.
Let it all out.

DF Conan

Jesus is Grace said...

Does this mean that you are moving Barry??

Anonymous said...

11:27 Sorry, but Trump is not a conservative, does not live a Christian life, does not tell the truth and has no respect for women, minorities or the disabled. He tapped into anger from white working class voters who believe he will bring back manufacturing jobs to the rust belt, 35% tariffs on imports, deport millions of Hispanics and repeal Obamacare! Today the Republicans have all the challenges and responsibilities for keeping his campaign promises while the market tumbles and 401 k retirement funds get a major hit. So Republicans can pick the supreme court justices; but how has that worked since Roe VS Wade is still the law of the land and same sex marriage is law? Not a good record for conservatives?
So I will try to explain to my grandson how Trump who hated Muslims and Hispanics and used potty mouth language was elected President. But what I have a hard time wrapping my mind around is how any Christian could vote for Trump! But on my FB they are thanking God for answering their prayers!
I think after 4 years of Trump, if we survive an attack from North Korea, a true conservative party will be viable for the 2020 election. The Democratic party will move toward Socialism while Trump becomes the Republican party. So perhaps in the end, if we survive all the rage, our nation will reject populism and return to conservative values! The New Right and the Alt Right will clash with Christian values!

Anonymous said...

Please be Liberals of your words and GTF outta here today:


Bryan Cranston
Samuel L. Jackson
Lena Dunham
Neve Campbell
Cher
Miley Cyrus
Barbara Streisand
Ne-Yo
Drake
Amy Schumer
Chelsea Handler
Jon Stewart
Whoopi Goldberg
Keegan-Michael Key
George Lopez
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Al Sharpton

Anonymous said...

I hear Crow might taste better with some Catsup?

Anonymous said...

So how much did this cost Barry??

Laughing all the way to the bank!!

Anonymous said...

She must have been really drunk last night having to send Podesta to speak.

Anonymous said...

Clinton wins. She wins big. And by "big" I mean "big" by national election standards. It looks like Florida has swung back to Hillary but it's too close to call. If that turns out to be an early win for her, the election will be called before you finish dinner.

Anonymous said...

berry KNOWS nuttin!!

Anonymous said...

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN GREEN AND IT WENT JUST LIKE I SAID IT WOULD. NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME YOU DUMBASS. NOW I AM COMING TO GET MY MONEY BITCH.

Anonymous said...

B - Keep your chin up, buddy. I enjoy your blog and you should have plenty of material for the future. While I hope things don't get too bad, maybe this will open up some opportunities for American people to realize we have focused on the wrong things, and then change our ways. God bless us all.

David in Red River said...

Sorry BG...but you don't get it. I don't know how you isolate yourself in Wise county but you clearly don't know people the way you think you do. It's not "racism"...it's a repudiation of arrogance and the circumvention of law. It's not "sexism"...it's a groundswell of people saying the rule of law applies to everyone and doesn't exclude the political elite. It's not "anti immigration"...it's saying that we want you to come but we want you to do it legally and we're tired of paying for your butt to live off the taxes of those who do it the right way. I love ya, Barry...but you are way out of step with the mainstream and when you belittle those of us who don't think like you it only makes you seem smaller in some ways.

Anonymous said...

..lotsa assholes sucking wind this mor'n..Obama/Clinton /Soros/Bankers/Lawyers..payback is a bitch I hope he grabs em all by they pussies๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Ž

Anonymous said...

Ummmm - Buh Bye ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ