The Campaign For DA

6.22.2015

From My Email Bag

It had a subject of "Important britney breaking news" with a link to . . .


Yep, it's Britney in a boat. (Exclusive photo below of a nearby fisherman.)


(If I do say so myself, that was one finally crafted segue in celebration of the 40th anniversary of Jaws.) 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still would.

Anonymous said...

geez how much weight has she gained...look how that boat is tilted.

Anonymous said...

Britney? I just see a guy and a couple of flotation devices.

Triple Fake... said...


“Hey, Chief! I see you got your rubbers"

Triple Fake Quint

Anonymous said...

I feel that a USCG inspection of her flotation equipment should be performed immediately.

DF Rear Admiral

Anonymous said...

Skippy, You're going to regret the Brittney tattoos.

CT said...

Bravo on the segway to Jaws..

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"