The Campaign For DA

4.30.2015

Breaking: Official Liberally Lean Gal Britney Twists Ankle!



That actually happens in the last couple of seconds.

But I've got an extra problem here. Although I spend most of my evenings reading fine literature, the Ladies In The House oftentimes watch recorded episodes of Dance Moms. Since I will occasionally look at the screen to make sure the content is educational and uplifting, I've become somewhat of an accidental expert on dancing. (I never cease to amaze myself.) Anyway, here's a hot opinion: These dancers surrounding the greatest musical act in the history of ever aren't very good.  It wouldn't surprise me that she was so frustrated with them that she lost her Zen like concentration which caused her near death inducing injury.

Let me just say . . . I might lead a riot because of this injustice later tonight.


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let me just say . . . I might lead a riot because of this injustice later tonight.


You think that's funny? Disgusting

Ernest T said...

BREAKING NEWS....

Our esteemed barrister is getting out on the next flight to Vegas to see if Britney needs legal assistance!

Anonymous said...

11:23 - You do realize you have a choice in blogs. If you don't like what is printed here, I suggest you move on along.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

What Cruise Ship was this on?

whisky O said...

I think this must have been at the Apollo Theater, Porto Rico must have traded in his cane for an assault rifle.

Anonymous said...

She's horrible.

Bear said...

12:32

Barry would appreciate it if you would not run off his readers.

Take your own advice.

Anonymous said...

@1123

I think it's funny

>hilarious actually

Anonymous said...

Oh, the humanity!

Anonymous said...

Remember when Mother Spears wheeled her up the gangplank in a wheelchair after her knee surgery to the cruise ship departing New Orleans so she could be on the MTV Spring Break Program? Momma was NOT going to miss that opportunity to promote BritBrit's career.

DF Christina Aguilera

Anonymous said...

I just want to protest all the gay dog videos.

And gifs.

And MZ

And rage

And Jarhead

And whatever happened to Silicone Alley? Did she change sides and become Katy Anders?

Anonymous said...

It's those darn high heels!

DF Jimmy Choo

Anonymous said...

you're funny

Anonymous said...

Damn those dirty apes!

Anonymous said...

She is not dancing...only prancing around hoping she doesn't fall off those heels...oops.

Anonymous said...

Wow. She makes as much as Hillary per performance!

Anonymous said...

She actually acknowledged the dancers to which the audience woo whood.

Anonymous said...

Those shoes are designed to cause that type of injury.

Anonymous said...

Terrible dancing all around!! I would have been disappointed if I had paid for that:((