The Campaign For DA

2.13.2015

Ram vs. Cow In Head Butting Contest: You Ya Got?



That cow needs to go through the NFL concussion protocol before being released back into the pasture.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obligatory "Was this filmed with a potato?" question. I've played original Nintendo games with better resolution.

Anonymous said...

If enough of the cows get together they can file a class action lawsuit against the farmer for drain bamage.

Anonymous said...

The cow simply stumbled because it had to go so low, then lost balance and toppled. That's it. Clearly, it had the mass and did not get knocked back and over.

Anonymous said...

Cow wins. After the heads came together, it wasn't the cow that went backwards a couple of feet.

Anonymous said...

The cow had both feet down, made a pasture ball move, but didn't maintain possession of his cud all the way to the ground.

Anonymous said...

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

DF Howard Cosell

Anonymous said...

I evaluated the cow and found no evidence of concussion. Sent it back to the pasture immediately.

DF Brady Hoke
DF Former Michigan Coach

wordkyle said...

Never compete with a specialist in their specialty.

Anonymous said...

Exactly wordkyle, that is why I would never engage you in a bullshit session.

Hey, I side with you brother on most issues, but you left the front door wide open on that one! I couldn't resist.

wordkyle said...

123 - You couldn't be more right. I buy my ink by the barrel.

Anonymous said...

Now that's a mama protecting her young'uns.....do you think her free Kia is being delivered soon?

Anonymous said...

Frankly I like Mama Bear . If she had of got out and shot him. I would have been tickeled to death as well to have bought her a car. Need more people like and not the politically correct @##holes!!!

el chupacabra said...

Holy smokes!