The Campaign For DA

2.11.2015

The New Most Interesting Man In The World: Oklahoma's Sir John Michael

News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports |

Love this guy. He lives in a school bus, lays around naked, works on cars, wears womens leggings over underwear, has a fur vest, twirls his pony tail, and has a walking stick. And sounds pretty dang articulate.

And I'm pretty sure if I talked with him he'd say, "You put on a suit and tie every day, get up early, and go to work? And I'm the crazy one? Have a seat, and let me enlighten you."

Side note: Is that reporter a "Hey, Now" or what?  What's she doing in Oklahoma City?



33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meh. Until he runs for mayor of Austin, he's got nothing on Wordkyle. I mean, Austin Leslie:

http://www.wtfaustin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Leslie-Austin-Pose.jpg

Rage

Anonymous said...

"I think cannabis should be legal"
Sir John

As he twirls his ponytail in front of his house-bus.

A perfect ambassador for legalization of drugs.
Just.
Perfect.

Anonymous said...

1. Joleen Cheney is smoking hot.

2. The "when life gives you lemons" quote was a gem!

LEGALIZE GAY MARIJUANA

wordkyle said...

Sir John Michael, the living-in-a-schoolbus, wearing women's clothing, occasional public nudist: "I think cannabis should be legal."

There's a shocker.

Anonymous said...

Rosie, I mean Rage, is upset that he has prettier hair than her.

Anonymous said...

Note to self.....

DF Malone brothers

Anonymous said...

Still never saw wordy dispute that study the other day that said pot wasn't killing everyone all over like he says. But hey, a sheriff says there's more injuries now than before it was legal, so it must be true!

Anonymous said...

Attn. Mrs. LL,

Barry has a man crush.

Anonymous said...

Sir John may be off a little (ok a lot) but rather have him as a neighbor than Bruce Jenner or Kori Watkins

Anonymous said...

Now we know where it's coming from! The crazy is leaking down from Oklahoma!

Anonymous said...

this guy needs a reality show!

wordkyle said...

1233 - Maybe you can tell the class when I ever said "pot was killing everyone all over." Specific day and time, please.

Your response (or non-response, if you find yourself in over your head and bail) should prove enlightening.

Anonymous said...

2:10

Cover yourself. Your pompous ass is showing again.

wordkyle said...

236 - And I don't think you actually know what pompous means, again.

Anonymous said...

There was an old guy in Bport that lived in a school bus on a piece of property at 114 and 2123 south of town.

He collected used tires and arranged them into squares. I heard he referred to them as alien landing pads. There was a rumor he actually received a grant from TAMU related to recycling tires.

I think he died a few years back, but the tire structures he built are all still there.

Maybe one of the locals has more details on the guy.

Anonymous said...

Options?

A. Put him in jail?
B. Put him on food stamps and welfare?
C. Leave him alone?

A answer would indicate law enforcement or advocate; B answer, Liberal; C answer, conservative to moderate.

I'm sure his lifestyle creates fear and resentment from his neighbors.

Long haired hippie growing weed and practicing alternative lifestyle (borderline homeless); this culture is not popular with conservative church-going folks.

He may have to resort to a life of crime to pay fines, fees and attorney instead of his hobby in horticulture.

Anonymous said...

2:55

That is because you have a hard time seeing yourself as others do.

Anonymous said...

She's in Oklahoma City because she stumbles over her words, looks down at her notes, and speaks with that thick Okie drawl. If only we were more shallow so she could "make it" in a bigger market...

wordkyle said...

310 - Well, I'm always open to being enlightened. Simply explain the use of the word "pompous."

Anonymous said...

3:53

I made it multiple choice for you:

assumptive, bumptious, cavalier, chesty, haughty, highfalutin (also hifalutin), high-and-mighty, high-handed, high-hat, huffish, huffy, imperious, important, lofty, lordly, masterful, overweening, peremptory, arrogant, presuming, presumptuous, pretentious, self-asserting, self-assertive, sniffy, stiff-necked, supercilious, superior, toplofty (also toploftical), uppish, uppity

My personal favorites in no particular order are uppity, haughty, highfalutin and stiff-necked. If you were female, I would have thrown in "chesty" just for fun, unless you have man boobs, then it may apply anyway.

wordkyle said...

412 - Well, you showed that you can copy and paste, but you haven't shown its use. That is, why you think it's the correct word to use in this case. Uppity? Haughty? You've cast doubt now that you know how to use those words correctly.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Great story BG!

Man, just watching it I kept thinking this guy is one step away from either becoming Dog the Bounty Hunter or one of the Alaskan Bush People.

Anonymous said...

They roll their joints all funny in Oklahoma.

Anonymous said...

4:45

How'd that look in the mirror go for ya' there bud?

Try to stay away from your informal fallacy questions ya big sniffy.

And I have no doubt as to the terms I use to describe you toplofty moron.

wordkyle said...

612 - See, you tried to insult me, incorrectly using words you heard other people use. Then you couldn't justify using it because you didn't actually know what it meant. So you went to the internet for help, and all you could do was copy and paste synonyms.

I'm used to you guys insulting me, no big deal, but then you get mad when I point out that you did it incorrectly. Are you sure you shouldn't find some other pastime?

Anonymous said...

7:23

You failed to define any errors.

Are you getting huffy on us?

Anonymous said...

Wordkyle, do you do private tutoring?

Anonymous said...

The reporter will soon be hired by Fox News.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me sir, them boys from Oklahoma roll they're joints all wrong.

TF Cody Canada

Andrew Kuppinger said...

Hey whats wrong with OKC. We ant no dallas but we have the Thunder and riverboats in Downtown.

wordkyle said...

841 - Sorry, but the onus is on you to justify use of the word pompous. That was my challenge from the beginning, and it's still unresolved. I don't care about your insults, I just want you to use language correctly. If you use a word, at least know what it means (and why it's the word you chose.)

Anonymous said...

10:27

I have an "onus" for you.

Prove me wrong.

wordkyle said...

457 - Sorry for using a word you had to look up.

See, there's no proving someone "wrong" when they can't explain the terms they're using. You -- I gather it's you because you're trying to defend the point -- used the word pompous to try to describe me. (Or at least what you think you think of me.) I challenged you to explain your use of that word. Now, a person who understood the word would give examples, and explain why that word is relevant. You've copy-and-pasted synonyms you had to look up, tried to change the subject, and generally avoided an explanation that illustrated why you chose that word. The insult itself is immaterial, since you're nobody to me. I'm more interested in why you repeatedly try to use words you don't understand.