The Campaign For DA

1.02.2015

The "Lift Up" Move From Dirty Dancing



I've never wanted to see more of a video in my life. A beautiful setting with a Christmas tree in the background. Then we start with a very weak Dirty Dancing move -- hey, the girl doesn't get close to horizontal -- and then she hits the dance floor with a sound that is borderline haunting.  Follow that up with a little bit of shoe movement and then nothing as she goes into a crucifix position.

Was there a dance floor death in the news I missed? Hey, it's Murder on the Dance Floor!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've never wanted to see less of one. Dumbasses that can't turn the phone horizontally for video deserve no airtime

Anonymous said...

No update on Ellie Mae from Beverly Hillbillies dying?

Surely us red state, tea party hillbilly types are gonna care!