1.07.2013

Random Monday Morning Thoughts


  • Up until I tore my Achilles a few years back, I used to brag about never having spent a night in the hospital. Over Thanksgiving, I learned I was admitted to Cook's Children's Hospital when I was 18 months old. 
  • X-box with the kinect is amazing technology. I'm giving big thumbs up.
  • Sports: (1) RG3 had no business being on the field after the first quarter yesterday because he was so hobbled. If he hasn't torn his ACL or MCL, I'll be shocked. (2) I've watched a ton of college football in my life, but I've never seen a better performance than Johnny Manziel against Oklahoma. (3) Hockey is back? Meh. (4) I bet the Aggies will open up in the Top Five next year. 
  • Two Southlake teens died of an overdose. I bet they "got hold of some of the wrong stuff."  And another guy was arrested in the incident who has one crazy book in photo.
  • I mentioned my buddy Robert Wagstaff last Friday. His hunting accident made the Abilene news. He's lucky to be alive. 
  • I've never had a flu shot. 
  • There are lots of headlines about a Cleburne pastor having acted in prior porn films. His actual quote was, "Me and my ex-wife were in porn, we were in the booze and the drugs.” I think that's an admission of watching porn, not starring in it. (And after seeing his interview last night on the news, he was pretty easy to forgive.)
  • The Ticket/Cumulus ran a radio ad a month or so ago advertising for a position in sales for females who were also young. Uh, you can't do that. I heard it once and have never heard it again. I'm guessing someone pointed that out to them. 
  • And Another.



52 comments:

Katy Anders said...

The porn pastor might be overplaying the inebriation card.

There's a line past which that doesn't work as an excuse... or sounds worse than just saying, "Yeah, I did that. I am no longer that person."

Anonymous said...

Today's girl? Older, but I'd tear it up. She looks like she'd be fun.

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
2 out of 5
Not good BG.


Anonymous said...

That chicks nails are nasty.

Anonymous said...

No eighter Fire reporting?

Anonymous said...

That chicks nails are nasty.

Anonymous said...

The rev may have got out of porn but he still couldn't give up the mustache.

Anonymous said...

That is no woman.

Anonymous said...

Dude. Seriously. Woof

Anonymous said...

hey that's Georgeann, i knew her when he was just George..

Anonymous said...

I had a great time this weekend. I got a hold of some of the right stuff..

Raymond Polone said...

xbox kinect using the Internet Explorer app which has facebook, twitter, etc.. and pulse; however, does the Pulse app work for you? I login to Pulse but get no information!
p.s.I have upgraded my Windows 7 to 8 and I don't see any problems!

Anonymous said...

the pastor who is a sex offender had sex with his ex wife and she claimed RAPE! Really!?
wonder how many ex wives would do that to their ex ?
bet she is a spiteful btch.

that guy said...

look how crowded that beach is.

notice the amount of open space around her.

makes you wonder

John Holmes' Ghost said...

RTG is milfy hot. She's got mileage on her, but I'm sure she'll purr.

Anonymous said...

It was Newark Beach. It was the only place without needles.

Anonymous said...

RTG: YIKES!! What the hell happened? You were on a roll, and THIS is what you come up with? come BG, drink a little coffee and open your eyes. That broad looks like a tranny with a little tuck undergoin' on.

Vetus Niveus Vir said...

No flu shot is akin to no computer virus protection. You are a danger to others.

Those folks who say they get flu from the shot never had a real case of the flu.

Anonymous said...

RTG is Ivanna Trumpalike...Daaaaling, get me some champaaaaigne....

Anonymous said...

Her name is Michelle. This is at Capitola Beach on Monterey Bay.

Anonymous said...

I like her. She's got some hot going on.

mzchief said...

Ewwww!

I return and THIS is what Bubear is tossing out as the RTG? Things aren't looking too good for 2013.

..............

BTW...Happy New Year! I hope everyone enjoys health, happiness and improved prosperity beginning in 2013 and onward.

...............

Yeah!...It's really me!

Anonymous said...

You predicted in an earlier post that OU would beat the A&M. Boy were you wrong. Tnen you say you thought Manziel's performance was great. YOu're a bandwagoner!

Anonymous said...

The RTG?

Dude looks like a lady.

DF Steven Tyler

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.

DF The Kinks

Anonymous said...

And another guy was arrested in the incident who has one crazy book in photo.

That's probably what you looked like when you were 22.

Anonymous said...

The Random Thoughts Girl has a stronger jawline than Charlton Heston. When he was alive. of course.

My Other Brother Darryl

CT said...

Welcome back, Miz!! Missed ya!

Anonymous said...

Your friend was not shot in a "hunting" accident. He, or those he was hunting with, were careless and did not follow gun safety rules.

It doesn't go off accidentally or while crossing a fence. Someone (or him) pointed a gun someplace where it does not belong and pulled the trigger.



Mzcreep hater said...

Holy Crap! The devil herself has returned. It's been fun, but AMF!

The Devil said...

Chief is back, I love that snooty biatch!!!

Anonymous said...

1)Anybody that dies of overdose, well, good riddance. Too many idiots in the world anyway

2) Flu shots= bad idea. Better to let your body build immunity the old fashioned way.

3)My 21 yr old son has never seen a doctor. Ever. Born with a midwife and has never been sick or hurt bad enough for medical care. Doesn't smoke or drink or watch TV. Obamacare will reqire him to buy insurance he doesn't need so the insurance companies can afford to insure people with a plethora of bad habits. What's wrong with this picture?

4) Mzcreep-- I guess this means you are tired of masquerading as Rage? BTW, we didn't miss you. In fact, I'm sorry you're back. You are undoubtedly one of the most obnoxious, phony poseurs I've ever encountered in any setting. Feel free to go (and stay) away again

Anonymous said...

Though the tu fans would like you to believe they didn't care or even notice the departure of A&M, they sure lit up Facebook Friday night pulling for their favorite team, the O Who Sooners. Today they and the rest of The big 12 are pulling for Notre Dame because they are sick of hearing about The SEC.

If that's the case, then you bunch of wimps better watch your regular Monday night program (The Bachelor) because down deep you know those independents haven't played anyone close to what Bama brings.

Roll Tide
Gig 'em Aggies
SEC! SEC! SEC!

mzchief said...

To my fans...It's great to be back. I've actually missed you.

To my haters...Sad to see that you've yet to get over me being me and have yet to get on with you being someone you like. I'd forgotten how easily I rattle your cages.

Sad to see some of you are just as clueless as ever. Rage isn't me.


Make note, I didn't fire the first shot. As a matter of fact, I offered well wishes to EVERYONE. But you can bet, it's on, bitches.

Hugs and kisses!

The Devil said...

2:10, I am no fan of ObamaCare but encouraging your 21 year old son to not have insurance is irresponsible. His good health up to this point in life may be a result of his lifestyle, but my guess is that your son doesn't tell you everything. If Jesus himself was a young man today I would encourage him to purchase at least major medical.

I think you a mistaking Flu shots with Antibiotics. It is science people, embrace it.

Also, you have to factor in the negligence of other people. Never underestimate the power of stupid people to have a negative impact on your life/health.

Anonymous said...

ok where's jarhead??

mzchief said...

I tried but I just can't let it slide!

2:10... WTF? You heartless sack of flesh wrapped filth! Who, with a modicum of decency, actually believes it's a good thing for people's children to OD on ANYTHING?

Your second moronic opinion isn't nearly as heartless but is equally as thoughtless. What type of brain damage have you endured to honestly believe that it's "Better to let your body build immunity the old fashioned way." rather than be immunized against a contagion that kills approx 100K+ people each year? Obviously, you feel the same about chicken pox, typhoid, and rubella immunizations since you boast about not having your own child immunized against those diseases.

As for your boast at not having cared enough for your child to have them immunized against diseases that kill children...You suck!

Thank goodness dirtbags like you hate me.

How's that for being " one of the most obnoxious, phony poseurs"?

.....................

I'm sure some of you are inclined to take issue with me putting the "?" outside the quotation marks. I prefer it outside the marks since the original quote wasn't posed as a question. Also, my opinion is, this is chat I don't bloody care much about the spelling, grammar and/or punctuation so long as my message is conveyed.

Anonymous said...

Well MZ, I know spelling is not important to you, but you assumed some things that make the saying about assume fit you to a tee (tea?).

The 100K dead from flu just might represent the culling of the weak, an important element in the success of any species. I believe the concept is known as evolution. And with a world already pushing the limit of being able to sustain its current population, is keeping another 100K weak units alive really a good idea? Only in liberalandia is such stupidity considered serious thinking.

Anonymous said...

Didn't get over her? Hell, I forgot all about her.

And will never mention the attention whore again.

Anonymous said...

It's only natural that MzChief would return on the day that Barry made her the RTG.

Rage

The Devil said...

Wow, 3:23. To what address can I send your "Todd Akin/Fred Phelps 2016" bumper sticker?

This, my folks, is exhibit A in what is wrong with the Republican Party. Cretins like 3:23 have a voice and it is dragging good conservatives down, while providing plenty of fodder for the liberal media.

Evolution....please, stick to concepts that are covered in your Sunday School class....most likely the closest you will ever come a higher education.

wordkyle said...

Приятно видеть вас снова

mzchief said...

wordkyle...Спасибо, я очень ценю это. Рад вас видеть!

Anonymous said...

Lucifer,

You can take your assumptions and stick them up your assumption dispenser.

Me? Republican? I think not. Put me more in the anarchist category. That's closer to where we'll be when this absurd house of cards collapses

Anonymous said...

Так для тишины и покоя.

Двухместный Поддельные Иосифа Сталина

The Donald said...

Oh, what the heck...

Что такое? Цыпленок вновь на ужин? Действительно?

- DF Barney Ruble

Anonymous said...

Sometimes a student will behave in a manner that is designed to garner attention. If the student is ignored by the other students and by the teacher, the annoying behavior will generally stop.

The behavior modification technique is also useful in blog comment sections.

Anonymous said...

There is a hidden hottie in the RTG pic!!!'
Zoom in to the right of shim's left elbow.
Long blonde hair....and what seems like a nice dairy aire (SP?).
Better than what's in the foreground !

Dolfan

Triple Fake... said...

It's Greek to me

Y'all is in 'merica...talk good 'mericun, dagnabit!

Did I just stumble into a Pentecostal revival meeting?

I haven't heard language like that since ol' Robert Tilton went off the air!


Triple Fake Henny Youngmanskovich

Anonymous said...

Idiot who let friends die looks like a goofy sumbitch in his 08 mug shot. Flu shots are for hypochondriacs(sp) In my opinion, the further one stays away from pharmaceuticals the better off he/she will be. RTG is a little older but I would still hit it. One cannot be too picky in this day and age.

Ivan the Terrible said...

Вы, американцы стали мягкими. Вы потеряете следующей войне

Hank the Russian Wolf-Hound said...

your blog has become boring and pointless. I much prefer Liberally Lenin from the Motherland of The Vodka Tsar

Anonymous said...

Please ignore the creep and maybe she'll disappear again.