1.13.2009

And Another

Well, kinda. She remains on the job after having allegedly sent some suggestive emails to 14 years old. But we've got some common sense here in that the parents of the boy want the whole thing dropped. I imagine so. I'd forgive her just for wearing those hot glasses. And in the immortal words of Jerry Seinfeld as he was talking to George in the diner, "And then she starts with the dirty talk."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The article said she was 26. Is somebody fudging their age? She appears to be about 36, not that there's anything wrong with that (in keeping with the Seinfeld theme).
And there are no "hot" glasses, it's only what's behind the glasses that makes them hot! Would you still call them hot glasses if they were perched on Ruth Bader Ginsberg's face?

Anonymous said...

Yes

Anonymous said...

Barry, where's the story about the teacher who did it 300 times?

Boston Globe story...
But within months, prosecutors said, McCallum was plying the boy with cranberry and vodka drinks, Jell-o shots and rum, and sleeping with him in her house and his house.

Barry Green said...

I was all over it a couple of days OK. It was the post with the gal with the wet hair holding a cat. (Which is now my screensaver.)

Anonymous said...

Where do I sign up for night classes?

Anonymous said...

i say ooooooooo hell yes i would.


the fake dennis hudson

abbienormyl said...

Hmmmm, I see....you had a crush on your kindergarten teacher and have never gotten over it...did you purposely fail to stay behind in her class? Have you spoken to your therapist about your obsession?

sue said...

i don't really see what the problem is.

just kidding.

but, where was she when I was in high school???

just kidding. (not really) ok, fine, i'm kidding. (but only a little)

Anonymous said...

I see me and her lying on the bed and she's telling me how fortunate it was that God gave man two heads but only enough blood to operate one at a time.

We laughed a lot at that.

Casual Observer said...

I think that she is Sandra Bullock's sister.

WOOD EYE!

Anonymous said...

I would lick her toes then listen to her talk dirty while I imagined I was Barry Green.

Anonymous said...

If I was Barry Green,I'd show her my Pro Bono.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Uma thurman in the top pic

Anonymous said...

I'd bono her Green porno.
What?