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1.14.2009

Things Not To Say During Training

I walked passed this door in the courthouse a second ago where training was ongoing for the new court management software program called Odyssey. I have no idea of the context, but as I passed by I heard the trainer say, "Odyssey is smarter than you." Bet that went over well.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet it was a low bar for Odyssey to hurdle...

Anonymous said...

"Open the program, Odyssey."
"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that."

Triple Fake 2001: A Software Odyssey

Anonymous said...

Odyssey accually replaces the need to plea bargining. Now the DA just turns to Odyssey and says "The new program is offering 6 mos and 5 yrs probation Barry, so take it or I'll see ya in Court, next!!"

Foghorn said...

Starter list of bad things to say during training:

5. That is a really nice, big dress your wearing today.
4. Sorry, must have dozed off.
3. GAWD, when will this end!
2. That is stupid.
1. Oops, I had mexican last night.

Anonymous said...

Might be the group of officers up at the hwy 287 civic center hiding by the sighn playing with the tripod mounted radar gun! Watch out your doing 3 mph over the limit gonna get ya! Give me a break When are we going to come up to par with the rest of the World? Cops overseas really take care of things and are so knowledgable regarding the safty and requirments if you get caught speeding! Usually most find everthing in compliance and let you go on your way! Get caught breaking one of the safty requirments they are going to hammer your Butt on a serious note! Speed dosnt kill only stupid crap gets people killed or hurt!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like somebody is in a bad mood cuz they got pulled over for speeding. "Speed dosnt kill only stupid crap gets people killed or hurt!"
Speed IS one of the things considered stupid crap that gets people killed or hurt. If it's so great overseas - MOVE!

Anonymous said...

I keep a mason jar full of roofing nails in my car so that when I speed past one of those cops and they start to pull out, I throw that jar out of my window and laugh my ass off as those nails go flying all over the highway.

Anonymous said...

No just keep right and stay the F outta my way! Do your research AUTO Bahn fatality records!

Dosnt mean drive your ol pickup @ 90 mph !

Get real man dont be an idiot You know exactly what I mean! if not go see for yourself how the Cops act and react you will be amazed by their manner and code /standards! Unlike the B.S. here ! I love the states just need better LAWs and better roads and Cops that rate the vehical to the appropriate speed which also conditions play into that which are takin into consdieration at the time ...it trully depends on the cercumstances if you get a ticket or just flat get your Arse hauled into the JAOL!

Anonymous said...

Bent over WHO well?