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12.29.2008

UPS 2nd Day Deliver = 7 Day Delivery

Well my Christmas package finally arrived. What happened on Wednesday? I just got the lamest explanation from Mr. UPS Guy: "My board went out for about an hour and a half so I had to have a new one delivered and then the businesses were closed after lunch." When notified I was here that afternoon, he said, "Hmmm [looking at pad] that's my signature there. I'm not sure what happened."

30 comments:

Casual Observer said...

Refund?

Anonymous said...

Well, what's in the package?

M-M said...

What is it? What is it? What is it?

Anonymous said...

Quit being a baby.

Anonymous said...

That looks to be about the size of a brand new Banjo or somethin.

Anonymous said...

Next time don't wait until the last minute.

Jarhead said...

They're all Teamsters too, so they don't give a f*&% when you get your package. They can't get fired, so screw it!

Damn unions.

Anonymous said...

I enlarged photo. Appears to be from a Mail Order Bride outfit. Mrs Green #5 ??

Anonymous said...

Perfect height for a new wife.

I'm just sayin'.........

Anonymous said...

It's from "Inflate-a-babe.com"

Silicone Alley said...

Life size sex doll?

Anonymous said...

It's a programmable lifelike blowup Britney Spears sex robot complete with rub on tattoos and white powdery substance packets.

Anonymous said...

looks like the height of a leg lamp, like the father won in christmas story.

Anonymous said...

This UPS saga..I'm lovin' it! It's refreshing after all the doom & gloom
{well maybe not for you}. But what is it and who was disappointed on Christmas morn?

Anonymous said...

Jarhead's an idiot..unions made your usmc munitions!

Anonymous said...

Ever notice people like Jarhead are the first to scab?

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing Jarheads first name is Jar and not Dick.

Anonymous said...

Can't support the excesses of unions (except to acknowledge the idiots on the other side of the table agreed to the contracts),but what will it be like when there is no one to represent the working man? No checks and balances. Maybe like Wall St. And look how that turned out.

Someone needs to remember why the unions came into being in the first place. Otherwise, for the last 100 yrs coal miners, steel workers, auto workers would have been replaced with those folks no habla English!

Look how many time Wal-Mart has been caught disregarding the most basic of working conditions.

Collectionsite said...

Silicone Alley may be on to something. Not sex doll but more like a mail order bride (wife number 7) from the Philippines or maybe Japan.

Didn't someone else try to mail themselves by UPS?

Also Jarhead... Has the average working Joe done something to you that makes you hate working men? Is it to much to ask that your employer to treat you with respect and pay you what you are worth? I really wish I could interview the people you work with?

Anyway .... Happy New Year and Barry ... Nice Box !!

Jarhead said...

Dang. I hooked some big nasty ones with that union comment.

Suckers.

P.S.: Collectionsite, I heard a creepy story about you the other day. You've got some issues, bro.

CAN YOU PROVE IT IN A COURT OF LAW? said...

I'm thinking it is a screw together dance pole...for exercise purpose only, of course.

Collectionsite said...

Creepy Stories ??? Good Lord. But like they say ... drop me a line :)

Anonymous said...

UPS gets the biggest loser award this holiday season. I sent a package to my mother in another state. It was promptly delivered to my door while I was out-of-town. So much for sharing some Christmas goodies with dear old mom.

Anonymous said...

I see Jarhead's already making good on one of his New Year's resolutions, the one about being an extra big arse in 2009.

Jarhead said...

In 2012, no one will be making resolutions.

David in Weatherford said...

Hey Barry. For a quick giggle... have a look at this pic. It's from a protest (can't remember where). These are the guys who want to rule the world. Maybe he should try spellcheck? http://news.webshots.com/photo/2298296970103726530OBKYUv

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Anonymous said...

On December 21 2012 we'll all be removed but it wont be by the author.

Anonymous said...

Wow...28 comments on a picture of a box. Oh...29.

Anonymous said...

So was it a Banjo?