12.29.2008

And Another . . . Oh, Wait . . . It's Not

Ok, I try to post stories that will give rise to some honest debate whether it be in a Sunday School class or at Big Daddy's (the newest bar in Decatur that the local cops are picking on.) Anyway, I came across this story which I couldn't resist. But, I warn you, I don't think you want to bring the subject matter up when you're discussing with the newest Deacon whether the meek will inherit the earth. (Warning. Adult content <-----which is the quickest way to make people click on a link.) And, another thing, this is definitely not the future Mrs. Green #9.

10 comments:

Collectionsite said...

I hear her ex husband shoved her in a cardboard box and shipped her UPS to Decatur ... Yeah ... wait a minute.

Barry you may want to hold off opening that package and if the previous wives were this physical maybe they would still be Ms. Green ?

I'm just sayin ... So I heard ;)

Anonymous said...

I find this story a bit hard to swollow!

Ryan said...

That's a serious case of butternose.

Jarhead said...

We used to have names for chicks like her ~ "Jaws," "The Buzzsaw," "The Cheese Grater," "No-Fly Zone."

You get the picture.

Anonymous said...

How'd you like to be working the emergency room and trying to get the paper work rolling on this one?

Anonymous said...

Is the reason he has no comment because he is crying in the corner holding his penis?

Anonymous said...

DeLou???? 3 guesses what color this due is.

Anonymous said...

Bite size or regular ??

chupacabra said...

She's wierd and crazy looking.

Just my type.

Anonymous said...

How can she pick her boogers out of those small nostrils? Toothpicks... Er, Boogerpicks?
Did she bite off more than she could chew?
Did banjo music make her crazy?
It this called a penis picnic? Has Rush mentioned this and blamed it on Obama? Did the Devil make her do it? Was she just being Mzcheivious? Will Judge Judy want to examine the evidence closely? Does it make Sarah Palin think, "OK, Todd,next time...."? Etc..etc...