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11.20.2007

Bad Schtick


At this moment, WBAP is carrying live the President from the Rose Garden pardoning two turkeys (named "May" and "Flower" . . . . . groan.)

In other news, DNA continues to exonerate people who have served years in prison based upon convictions out of Dallas County. They laugh really hard about this annual pardon joke.

11 comments:

House of R & R said...

Seems to me Dallas County is becoming one big train wreck. Problems everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Dallas has been one big train wreck for decades. They have never had a police department with more than about 20 percent of the cops staying on the straight and narrow. They continually make bad busts and then get sued by the innocent people who were the subjects of said bad busts. The city council has no idea about fiscal responsibility and hasn't had for years. They give a few favored corporations huge tax breaks and wonder why the firemen/paramedics bitch when they get a 1 percent pay raise.

mzchief said...

Geezzzeeee!
This is SOOOOOO lame. "W" pardons 2 turkeys but thankfully, during the next few days MILLIONS of other turkeys will proudly serve their nation and take their FINAL sauna in roasting pans throughout the United States.

I TRULY enjoy a slice of turkey breast, homemade cranberry sauce, pecan cornbread stuffing, giblet gravy, stewed green beans and five cup salad. I think I MOST enjoy the friendly game of volleyball we ALL play until SOMEONE gets a bloody nose.

Anonymous said...

mistit, It was a joke, a sumpinsumpin for the kids. And yes they are standing up and taking pride in serving their country in the pan, lets give them all a big roast of thanks. weeehaaaa.

The Devil said...

Why did he pardon the turkeys? Did the say something innapropriate?

Anonymous said...

Can you identify the real turkey in this picture?

Hint:It's the one who's full of she it.

Anonymous said...

This is one stupid tradition that just needs to go away.

Anonymous said...

Well, Bush did run as a compassinate conservative. The Truth Deflector did not like this compassinate description, but he loves him now.

Jimmy carter said...

Speaking of pardons, do you know that GWB has pardoned 113 people (and several turkeys) since he has been president? You think that's bad? Read on...





Bill Clinton pardoned 140 people...


ON HIS LAST DAY IN OFFICE!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Anonymous said...

Damn Jimmah, Ya Nailed Ol' Clinton on them there pardons, but Ol' Dooby has not had his last day in office yet.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 28, 2005
President Bush granted pardons Wednesday to 14 people, including a member of the mineworkers union who was convicted for his role in bombings at a West Virginia coal mine, a counterfeiter and a bootlegger.

Jesse Ray Harvey of Scarbro, W.Va., was given a 25-month sentence in 1990 after his conviction for using explosives to damage Milburn Colliery. The mine had been the target of a long strike by about 45 members of a United Mine Workers local.
CBS News correspondent Mark Knoller reports that the pardons Wednesday bring to 58 the number of pardons granted by Mr. Bush.

By comparison, his father, former President George H.W. Bush, granted 74 in four years; former President Bill Clinton granted 396 in eight years; former President Ronald Reagan did 393 in eight; former President Jimmy Carter did 534 in four. And former President Richard Nixon, who got one of Mr. Ford's 382 pardons, granted 863, reports Knoller.

Some pardons, like the one Mr. Ford gave Nixon in 1974, protect recipients from going to jail or reduce their sentences. But Mr. Bush has granted clemency mainly to allow people who committed relatively minor offenses and served their sentences long ago to clear their names.

Others granted pardons Wednesday were:
Gene Armand Bridger, Elkhart, Ind., conspiracy to commit mail fraud, mail fraud, sentenced May 29, 1963, to five years probation.

Cathryn Iline Clasen-Gage, Rockwall, Texas, misprision of a felony, sentenced Aug. 21, 1992, to 18 months in prison and a year of supervised release.

Thomas Kimble Collinsworth, Buckner, Ark., receipt of a stolen motor vehicle that had been transported in interstate commerce, sentenced Aug. 22, 1989, to three years probation and a $5,000 fine.

Morris F. Cranmer Jr., Little Rock, Ark., making materially false statements to a federally insured institution, sentenced March 30, 1988 to nine months in jail.

Rusty Lawrence Elliott, Mount Pleasant, Tenn., making counterfeit money, sentenced April 26, 1991, to a year and a day in prison, two years supervised release and a $500 fine.

Adam Wade Graham, Salt Lake City, Utah, conspiracy to deliver 10 or more grams of LSD, sentenced Nov. 23, 1992 to 30 months in prison and five years of supervised release, including 250 hours of community service.

Rufus Edward Harris, Canon, Ga., possession of tax-unpaid whiskey, sentenced June 17, 1963, to two years in prison, possession and sale of tax-unpaid whiskey. He also was on May 28, 1970 to five years in prison, later reduced to two years probation.

Larry Paul Lenius, Moorhead, Minn., conspiracy to distribute cocaine, sentenced Sept. 29, 1989, to 36 months probation and payment of $2,500 in restitution.

Larry Lee Lopez, Bokeelia, Fla., conspiracy to import marijuana, sentenced July 19, 1985 to three years probation.
Bobbie Archie Maxwell, Lansing, Mich., mailing a threatening letter, sentenced Sept. 6, 1962, to 12 months probation.

Denise Bitters Mendelkow, Salt Lake City, Utah, embezzlement by a bank employee, sentenced May 21, 1981, to two years probation.

Michael John Pozorski, Schofield, Wis., unlawful possession of an unregistered firearm, sentenced Sept. 14, 1988, to four years probation and payment of a $750 fine.

Mark Lewis Weber, Sherwood, Ark., selling Quaalude tablets, selling, using and possessing marijuana, sentenced Aug. 20, 1981, following Air Force court-martial to 30 months confinement at hard labor, forfeiture of 30 months pay at $334 a month and a dishonorable discharge.

Anonymous said...

5:04 - no matter what the issue, you wing-nutz feel compelled to bring Bill Clinton into the discussion. As noted in the later post, Clinton pardoned far fewer than some other presidents -including Republican ones. Just wait till W gets to his last days (I can hardly wait!!) and see the criminals and jerks he pardons.